Mutt, it was 77F in New York, one of the best "Indian Summer" days in New England.......
do you need my SS# for the cash prize?
;-))
Serge if I knew what's 'inning' is, I'd be dangerous!

wow.........quietest day in board history.
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mutt, i was just thinking how nice it is to see webmasters out doing something other than working for a change :-)))

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

Tim.. I think Grimm hurt his hand at dinner so he had to stay home and take care of it... cannot have his main squeeze out of action !

9 hours till Saints game!!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

wow.........quietest day in board history.

ahahahhahah.......Serge went 3 for 3 today in the NationalNet Baseball Challenge! He's sandbagggin everybody.......sure sure......."WHAT IS INNING?" ....
C'mon people join and chase down Serge. 250 bucks and the coveted Oprano T-shirt just for a few minutes of picking teams.

Thank god the Bills have a bye week, nobody needs to see that shit.



mutt Play BALL!!! DID YOU GET YOUR FOOTBALL PICKS IN YET? 10 HOURS LEFT!

Grimm.....

No hot date on a Saturday Night???


You know you can always call Buff !! LOL
Tim

Beuller...bueller...
grimm

Nah it actually tickled a little bit
:P
erika Gotta get me some

Erica, I hope nothing happened to the vital organs...
sitting nekkid on the grass might do some damage
;-)))
Serge

Heres another pic for you serge
not sure if youve seen this one or not.
http://www.evilgraffix.com/son/son.html
erika Gotta get me some

I just came from New York....the weather is nice and there are plenty of people on the streets,,,,

fuck you, bin laden!
Serge

although I see alot of web900's today though.
MrCash (ożo)

Vick..we are running 60% conversion today =)
(fairly normal!)
MrCash (ożo)

Vick,

Your doing better then I am this morning with Ibill. 100% decline so far today. ;(

Hooper,

Nice job.
http://www.boardse.com/

Found some great threads from long ago.

;-)


VegasLee We have discounted rooms for Adultdex and comdex. come and get them before they are gone!

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How about having a seperate section on the dropdown just for The Chronicles
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That is a very good idea Dravyk! Done & Thanks!
Hooper If It's Not Indexed... It's Not Worth Your Time Anyways.

If you're processing with Ibill check your stats this morning, of my first 10 attempted rebills today, 8 were declined.
Have called them and am waitng for a return call, the customer service rep didn't have an answer



Vick What?!! -

I know Teddy KGB.
We play cards.
Sometimes I splash the pot.

MTV has a show, who's knows the band.

Are you kidding me?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Colin,

are you on icq?
geeky

laugh @ AfroSlav :)
Colin Blind Link

Serge,

just give them Meni. That should confuse them enough. ;-)))
geeky

shit....you are right,
I'd be better taking T=Shirt after all
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

you never know... if you win, the mafia might come by to find out your _system_ ;-)))))
geeky

Geeky,
let's face it,
I might lose after all...

I'd rather lose than start dealing with KGB
;-))
Serge

Serge,

I see that you are determined to get your prize. So I am sure our negotiating branch can reach an understanding with you. Contact the Karefree Guarantee Board (KGB)for an application. They will take good care of you. ;-)))
geeky

Geeky,
I happen to hold Chairperson position in both
OOPS and USSR....

the official you are talking about was reprimanded for passing inside speculations...
;-))
Serge (Lensman, what are YOU up to NOW?)

Oh, and some of you may not recognize the contest governing body. Its old name was United Scholars of Sports Regulation (USSR). All decisions are final.
;-))))
geeky

An OOPS official speaking anonymously has assured me that your case will be given the fairest consideration, then you will be refused.

Act now or you don't get even the t-shirt. ;-)))
geeky

His case isn't looking very good. ;-)))
*******************

au contre....OOPS will be out of town when the finals be known....

I concider my chances ABOVE average
;-)))

want me give you odds?
;-))
Serge the new home of birbrair.com...when I win!

I think we may have to have a ruling from the Official Oprano Protest Scholars, otherwise known as OOPS, to see whether Serge can win. His case isn't looking very good. ;-)))

Settle for the t-shirt. ;-))
geeky

Geeky,
do you REALY wanna add your name to the reverse class action suit?????

don't fuck with my prize,
I keep my eyes on it!
;_))
Serge the new home of birbrair.com...when I win!

I am pretty sure Serge is ineligible to win, but he should get a t-shirt for his skill. ;-)))
geeky

i was gonna post something real smart but than ..

http://www.nicksclicks.com/but.mp3

:)
AfroSlav I'm a Digital Plantation Owner !!

Serge leads now with 7 wins!

Keep playing, i'm not sure, but I think Serge as a partner in Oprano is ineligible for prize.

******************************

excuse me?
this only applies to Caption Contest
where we vote,
the Baseball pick'em is a game of chance where everybody have the same chance.

I want my $250, I want my bragging rights,
I DO IT FOR MONEY!
not for the
"love of the game"
and any attempts to circumvent my undisputed knowledge of baseball
will be met with outmost resistance!



quick question:



Serge the new home of birbrair.com...when I win!

Hooper, I have a serious suggestion though. How about having a seperate section on the dropdown just for The Chronicles searching the chronicles.netpond.com secondary domain?

There is a site search engine on The Chronicles, but it was keyed into the www.condomchronicles.com domain<g> and so it doesn't work properly anymore.

Two years plus of excellent info in that ol' girl. Would be nice to have its own spidered section. Just a thought.

Dravyk Adult industry news and more delivered daily

Hooper, I wasn't taking a shot at you at all. See what Colin had said before hand. :-)

Dravyk

Tribefold I don't touch that part of the game. I can only enter the final scores and then the script goes to work tabulating scores.

Serge leads now with 7 wins! Sykkboy and Meni second with 6.

Keep playing, it's not too late to win some cash, half the leaders are ineligible for the prize!!!
mutt Baseball and Football Pool in one place.....here!

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hooperfodder.com appears to be available
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what exactly did you have to pay for dravyk.com b/c i'm certain that dravykfodder.com is still available... or are you just angry that you haven't been indexed?
Hooper Is he really a vampire?

HAHAHA that was funny Marty....
Mike AI

mutt..I think there's some "hanging chads" or "dimpled chads" on Day 2..
i thought i picked the A's over the Yanks.....
must be the hanging chad
TribeFold MaxCash

Serge
your right, Leonard Peikoff is brilliant. Not only is he the heir to Ayn Rand's estate but his books are great.. especially, Ominous Parallels. reading his works are a great way to avoid philosophical traps and can make you very unpopular!
buzz

Dear Bill,

Could you do me a favor and return
the letter I sent back from Malaysia
which held 1/2g of coke and a
nice pic of my buddy Serge
humping Osama bin Liner.

Best Regards
Larry Ellison

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Marty

Hello Meni

simonf Celebdollars

Hello Cleveland
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

<rant>
Now why is it that my Eudora will take a long URL, wrap it, break it into multiple lines and still maintain the clicking integrity of the URL linked ... and yet *every* single message board I've seen -- each one programmed by someone totally different -- will go totally bonkers any time a long URL is posted??? ... After seven years of web forums can't *some* CGI guru fix this common flaw?
</rant>

$len = length($url);
if($len > 30) {
@lines = split(/............................../, $url);
for(@lines) {
$newurl .= $_ . "<br>";
}
print "<a href=$url>$newurl</a>n";
} else {
print "<a href=$url>$url</a>n";
}

jon

Its warm here

at least one day a yr.

;)

Nick

nick, when you order some warm weather :-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

cj,
When you coming to vancouver? ;))
Nick

from the cougar url nick posted below :: Species characteristics include a penchant for home decorating, an interest in dogs (the only other species they can live with), an avid consumption of home products such as tinfoil and Cheez Whiz, and a limited interest in technology.

They have a high fat diet but are usually in shape because of sheer genetics and extensive shopping, dinner party planning and traveling.
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OH MY GOD!! except for the 'no interest in technology' bit, I am ALL OF THE ABOVE!!

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

Blonde Joke


Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but
I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, IWON."
She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of thedealers.
Then she picks up her money and her clothes and the dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb!!!!!!


Being a blonde I thought I had heard them all.
Blondy TGIF party with Blondy tonight @ 10pm est

We didn't throw ratio's to Germany?

What kind of traffic was it?
Targetted?
SE?
Tgp?

wait a second
there was no internet back then
Ratios
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

<rant>
Now why is it that my Eudora will take a long URL, wrap it, break it into multiple lines and still maintain the clicking integrity of the URL linked ... and yet *every* single message board I've seen -- each one programmed by someone totally different -- will go totally bonkers any time a long URL is posted??? ... After seven years of web forums can't *some* CGI guru fix this common flaw?
</rant>

Dravyk mature money mature money mature money

For more information about the views expressed by Dr. Leonard Peikoff on his latest TV appearance on The O'Reilly Factor, read

Religion vs. America
*************************

I just saw him on FoxTV,
what a bright guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Map of the World would have been different if HE was President.

He is CORRECT,
we didn't throw rations on Germans when we fought with Hitler...
Serge

CARSON CITY, Nev, Oct. 12 - State officials are analyzing pornographic material in a letter sent from Malaysia to a Microsoft office in Reno that has tested "presumptively positive" for anthrax.

http://www.nbc4la.com/cgi-bin/gx.cgi/

(Hope that doesn't break the board)

"Analyzing pornographic material..." hahaha bet they hate that, huh?
Rox Just too weird

http://www.aynrand.org/medialink/actofwar.html
Mike AI Precision guided websites!

Colin, those warp core breeches can be a bitch, can't they!! :-))) Of course not as bad at those temporal singularity events.

Dravyk mature money mature money mature money

Spanno,
I was gonna send the check today but.....

http://www.nicksclicks.com/but.mp3

;))



Just kidding ;))
Nick

At the end of the day .. I go here ..

http://www.allofem.com/boards.shtml

to remember what I said.
Colin http://www.tgp2bucks.com/

Shit .. my brain just did a core dump. I think it was something Dravyk said. I'm gonna take a break.

:P
Colin http://www.tgp2bucks.com/

Mutt,
if I knew what "inning" is, I'd do even better!
;_)))
Serge

Nick :-P

Colin ... "hooperfodder.com appears to be available or has not yet been added to the Registry database." :-)))

Dravyk the adult industry brought to you daily

Serge is leading the NationalNet Baseball Challenge with 6 wins. Keep playing, i'm not sure, but I think Serge as a partner in Oprano is ineligible for prize.

http://www.national-net.com

National Net has as many unhappy customers as the Houston Astros have post season victories.........NONE!!!


mutt Join the Baseball Challenge! Also a reminder to make your football picks!

HAHA!

More Fodder for Hooper.


Colin http://www.tgp2bucks.com/

Drav,
Neither me nor redlion are gay*.(Well redlion's boyfriend is,but he maintains he isn't;)

* = Not that there is anything wrong with that
Nick Anthony has more issues than the Reader's Digest ;))

Glad to see you paid attention in
Gypsy101 Dravyk ;)

http://www.minge.com
hehehehehehe
Nick

"Hairs"? Dontcha mean "minge"?

Dravyk

Colin, do you REALLY want to ask that question after seeing Nick staring so closely at Red Lion's butt??? :-P

Dravyk

Colin,
Don't split hairs.
Nick

Come on down?
Colin What does Nick have to do with THIS?

Colin,come on down!!!
You are the next contestant.

;))
Nick

If the powder was not Anthrax then what was it

Oh! Pick me! Pick me!
Colin What should I do today?!

""hmmm, a white powder was delivered""

lucky,lucky,bastards


;))
Nick

http://www.nickslinks.com/add_03.gif

http://www.ilynx.com/nick1.jpg

See?! We weren't lying when we made his animated character! It really is him!!!
Anthony

hmmm, a white powder was delivered...hmm, anthrax is an inhaled substance...maybe a nutso drug dealer added a few spores to...nah, nevermind...is kind of a spooky thought though...I heard an urban legend of someone grinding up fiberglass and cutting it in with cocaine to fuck up peoples' sinuses...
SykkBoy begin the bloodletting

Now that's just freaking scary!! :-)

Dravyk

Drav,
I think:
"Nickatilynx confers with his most trusted adsviser ;)) ""

http://www.ilynx.com/nick1.jpg


Nick

Think I'll submit a caption to this one ...

>>> http://www.ilynx.com/nick1.jpg

"Nick's understanding of the boss-employee relationship seems backwards." :-))))

Dravyk The adult industry brought to you daily

I keep getting a chuckle of that pic of the Babe smoking a cigar on the fun & games page. That's good. To think that fat guy with a cigar was such a fantastic player that 81 years after he set the slugging percentage mark it was finally beaten by Barry Bonds.

Lord Baltimore CA adult domains

from http://www.cnn.com/2001/HEALTH/conditions/10/12/nyc.anthrax/index.html
"She handled an envelope September 25 containing a white powder, and she reported it to authorities, Wright said. The powder tested negative for anthrax."
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Looks like either someone fucked up the test or she got it some other way.. If the powder was not Anthrax then what was it and isn't it a coincedence that she got Anthrax anyway?? Lots of duplicity in the news lately. Makes one wonder..
Zebra

MikeW,
yup...their whole album "Speak English Or Die" was a classic...I used to play a lot of the tunes on the old radio show...my band used to cover "Anti-Procrastination Song" (the song was 3 seconds long), "Freddy Kreuger" and "Milk"...

"Fuck The Middle East" was a classic song too and I always got a kick out of "The Ballad Of Jimi Hendrix" the opening riff to "Purple Haze" the the words "...he's dead"
I understand they did a song "The Ballad Of Kurt Cobain" which was the same thing except the "Teen Spirit" riff instead...
SykkBoy begin the bloodletting

re:"anyone remember this happy little quartet? http://stormtroopersofdeath.com ? ;))"

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Sykk - absolutely! If I remember correctly they had a pretty cool tune aptly entitled 'Fuck The Middle East' ;-))))


MikeW Wyldesites, Inc.

""(makes Nickatilynx look like a nun). ""

Hey,I reckon it could be a good look for me ;))
Nick

I'm on your case,
I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know

"I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!"

"Shut up!"
Colin Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

hmmm, speaking of Anthrax (the band), anyone remember this happy little quartet? http://stormtroopersofdeath.com ? ;))

Billy Milaon, the most insane guy I ever met (makes Nickatilynx look like a nun). I remember at one of his shows, there were a group of protesters outdside the show before it started and he dressed up in drag and went out and paraded with them...


SykkBoy begin the bloodletting

suspicious package in Reno, NV tests consistent with Antrax.....
Serge

Headless,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, yer right!

=o)
Anthony

I dont have to.... The pic says it all :)~

Headless Dooby Dooby Dooooooo

Headless...

Don't be starting shit!
Anthony

Mutt, the name change is a bit of a joke, but yeah, I figure it must be rough for them...

I remember one time almost getting crushed at an Athrax show...was an insane moshpit, Anthrax and Suicidal Tendencies...I got hit hard and had the wind knocked out of me and was getting nailed right and left while trying to get my breath back, then I lost a shoe...never did get that fucker back...so, I always wear boots to shows now ;)


SykkBoy begin the bloodletting

Yeah good point, we know all about you guys! LOL

Headless

The cougar clawed me and made me delete it.But pls hit the link...

I need more hits ;)))
Nick

Watch your ass,headless!!!


;)
Nick

HAHAHA

What a smile!

Headless Bring the rukas!

Too bad she's in black today. You miss all the spectacular front. =o)


Anthony

Oh my god Colin I used to listen to Anthrax constantly... "Now we're Anthrax and we take no Sh*T...." hehe oh man the memories
RRRED Join4free

http://www.ilynx.com/cougar1.jpg
there we go

:))
Nick

In other related celebrity news, a group of swarthy Arab speaking gerbils invaded Richard Gere's ass, chewed their way through Gere's rectal wall and travelled northward to his brain and ate it.

Here is what Gere had to say about it all.

Deal With Terrorists With Love And Compassion

Dalai Lama devotee Richard Gere is preaching that the best way for
Americans to deal with the 11 September terrorist attacks is with "the
medicine of love and compassion."

The Buddhist actor is a great believer in karma and stresses the
importance of pity for everyone - including terrorists. He insists we
must also think about "the terrorists who are creating such horrible
future lives for themselves because of the negativity of this karma.
If you see it from a much wider point of view, we're all in this
together. We're all intimately interconnected in all of these
actions."

He adds, "It's all of our jobs to keep our minds as expansive as
possible. If you can see them [the terrorists] as a relative who's
dangerously sick and we have to give them medicine, and the
medicine is love and compassion. There's nothing better."
mutt

Mutherfucker
Anthony

Sorry wrong pic of the cougar....


Nickooops

Anthony receives a raise:
http://www.ilynx.com/anthony.jpg
(Henry Moore sketch in the background btw,Serge;)

;))

Whitcon's resident cougar:
http://www.ilynx.com/anthony.jpg

(and she swore she wouldn't be on my websites lol)

;))

Nick

Anthrax .. one of my favorite bands from the 80's.
Colin Nick and Anthony are raptors.

I find it sad, too, mutt. Anthrax kicks ass! I saw them back in '86 (I think), and it was one of the best shows I've ever seen. I had a stiff neck the next day from all the headbanging I did, and the entire venue was filled with fans doing the same.

Who coulda guessed things'd turn out like this?
Rox I miss the 80s