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Serge,

This is how I knew .. the greatest speech of the 20th century ...

"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we will never surrender."

Winston Churchill {Promoter Artisan}
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Colin, how did you know?????????????

Your Keirsey Temperament is: Artisan (SP)

Your Keirsey Character Type is: (See Below)

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Your Free Keirsey Temperament Description

The Artisan Portrait

All Artisans (SPs) share the following core characteristics:

Artisans tend to be fun-loving, optimistic, realistic, and focused on the here and now.
Artisans pride themselves on being unconventional, bold, and spontaneous.
Artisans make playful mates, creative parents, and troubleshooting leaders.
Artisans are excitable, trust their impulses, want to make a splash, seek stimulation, prize freedom, and dream of mastering action skills.

Artisans are the temperament with a natural ability to excel in any of the arts, not only the fine arts such as painting and sculpting, or the performing arts such as music, theater, and dance, but also the athletic, military, political, mechanical, and industrial arts, as well as the "art of the deal" in business.

There are many Artisans, perhaps 35 to 40 percent of the population, which is good, because they create much of the beauty, grace, fun, and excitement the rest of us enjoy in life. The four types of Artisans are:

There are Four Artisan Character Types:

Composers | Crafters | Performers | Promoters

darn!
Serge

Nathaniel,

We give away pumpkins in our business too.
Colin My Evil Pumpkin Contest

We're in the wrong business. Just seen a 1600lb pumpkin, 14 feet in diameter. The guy won over 5 grand for growing it...how hard can it be?
Nathaniel

Sykk,

What ya think?

IDEALIST'S QUOTES

"Character is much easier kept than recovered." Thomas Paine
Colin http://www.buildinganempire.com/fun/hunter.html

If I pissed anybody off-fuck you, I am not your enemy!
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Classic!
Nathaniel

Enforcer, will check it out for sure...

Damn, Colin, that hing called me an Idealist...my school guidance counsellor said the same thing..I was an idealist and wouldn't amount to muc more than a hairy pimple on the shitstained ass of society...

actually, I think his words were "good luck at Burger King", but same gist ;)))

He was just mad that I fucked his daughter...hehheheeh
SykkBoy deranged and confused, always twisted and slightly amused

Colin, I took the test and it said I'm an idiot savant. I guess that explains a lot of things. ;)

Ulfie Colin teaches math class here daily

Sykk....

if you're out there you HAVE to see the DDP promo tonight... I laughed my fucking ass off!!!! Laughed so hard I nearly toppled over in my office chair!!

TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

http://www.advisorteam.com/user/ktsintro.asp = works

http://members.dencity.com/darin/test/kcs.html = broke

Too bad I can't find the Character Sorter. The 2 together give your full Myers-Briggs score. The descriptions then get much more specific.
Colin Building an Empire

Enforcer .. I woulda guessed that .. from what little I know of you .. but then again .. i'm prone to generalization.

BTW .. the character sorter doesn't work: http://members.dencity.com/darin/test/kcs.html == broke.

The earlier one DOES work.
Colin

It heightens womens arousal, makes them much more aroused, and there orgasm are stronger.
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I think we need to hear from the girls on this.
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Hey KB,
Send me a sample and I'll write you a great testimonial.

Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) But what if you already have great orgasms?

Well... i'm an NT too Colin..

:>))

TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

KB .. haha!
Colin Keirse Character Sorter .. 2nd half of test. Take 1st half below first.

Holy shit! They finally have a word for what I am,

I a man Artisan! and my parents just thought I was a bullshit artist!

Billy: I am out being an artisan today!
KB HerbalO 's get you Herbal ho's.....

Serge will be an artisan .. more specifically (ESTP)

This is Serge:

There are lots of Promoters, maybe ten or so percent of the population, and life is never dull around them. In a word, they are men and women of action. When a Promoter is present, things begin to happen: the lights come on, the music plays, the games begin. Clever and full of fun,
Promoters live with a theatrical flourish which makes even the most routine events seem exciting. Not that they waste much time on routine events. In work and in play, Promoters demand new activities and new challenges. Bold and daring at heart, and ever-optimistic that things will go
their way, Promoters will take tremendous risks to get what they want, and seem exhilarated by walking close to the edge of disaster. Because of this, they make the very best trouble-spot administrators and negotiators, and they can be outstanding entrepreneurs, able to swing deals
and kick-start enterprises in a way no other type can. Promoters also have a hearty appetite for the finer things of life, the best food, the best wine, expensive cars, and fashionable clothes. And they are extremely sophisticated in social circles, knowing many, many people by name, and knowing how to say just the right thing to most everyone they meet. Charming, confident, and popular, Promoters delight their friends and investors with their
endless supply of stories and jokes. At the same time, these smooth operators are usually something of a mystery to others. While they live in the moment and lend excitement-and unpredictability-to all their relationships, they rarely let anyone get really close to them. They have a low tolerance for authority and commitment, and are likely to leave situations where they areexpected to toe the mark, or where they must play second fiddle. Promoters understand well the maxim, "He who travels fastest, travels alone," although they are not likely to be lonely for long, since their boldness and sense of adventure tends to make them highly attractive to many other people.

Ya think?
Colin Serge will be an artisan.

Meni,

You're not on the list?! I'd vote you top ten.

Last I checked I was in last place.
How's the voting work? Whomever voted for me, fuck you!
Colin What's Meni's Keirsey personality type? Nutz?!

I can't find the full academic test.

Mine just came out as NT (same as it was 6 years ago). Took less than 10 minutes ... anyon else?

NT:
"Rationals are the problem solving temperament, particularly if the problem has to do with the many complex systems that make up the world around us. Rationals might tackle problems in organic systems such as plants and animals, or in mechanical systems such as railroads and computers, or in social systems such as families and companies and governments. But whatever systems fire their curiosity, Rationals will analyze them to understand how they work, so they can figure out how to make them work better.

Rationals are very scarce, comprising as little as 5 to 7 percent of the population. But because of their drive to unlock the
secrets of nature, and to develop new technologies, they have done much to shape our world."

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Anyone else? I wanna know ...
Colin Keirsey Temperament Sorter.

I have a question

How am I NOT on the Asshole list?

Maybe I'm just way beyond Asshole, that I am off the chart?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

In one of life's ironies ......
Why does it seem most marriage counselors are either divorced or gay?

Vick No ironies here, just well you'll have to click to see

"I like it when you get mad and take sides and speak forcefully on issues."

Mike, I am the exact opposite. I like it when someone says "On the one hand .. , on the other hand .. , I can see both sides. Right now I choose side A but with more evidence I can see going over to side B."

You, Mike, are never afraid to speak your mind and I never doubt that you believe what you say. You also have uncommon reason; of which there is much evidence.

This is the opposite of say Serge, whom I never know when he is joking, playing devil's advocate, or arguing his convictions.

There's a very interesting psychology test called the Kiersey Personality sorter. I'm sure there's an online version. I would be very interested to see your results.

I'll find a link in a minute .. it's a quick test and the results are uncanny (as far as such things go). I'll show you mine in a minute.

Colin Colin, The Fence Sitter

Mike,

thanks I guess?:) Well I am not at all wishy washy, and takes sides all the time, especially when it comes to politics, I guess this counseling stuff has got me all messed up:))

Off to get Peter our project manager at webinc.com from the airport, he has had a long flight from europe!!
sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

thanks Mike, i'll give both a try when i get a chanse

Slavdogg

OK Todd....
Looks like seattle is gonna go the same route of the 95 Tribe.....

TribeFold Maximum Money (aka Cash)

Also Slav if you send me your company name I will make sure you get a better %!

Mike AI Conversions is what matters - more money in your pocket!

Slav, obviously Am traffic is the best, but they are converting pretty well from my general exit traffic. From 2 small text links on AI however, I am doing 1 in 40/70

Also the Graphic tours are converting the best at this time byt at least 20% Thing is not as much traffic is going to the text tours, so the numbers my be skewed some.

If you need any infor or have questions, or anything shoot me an e-mail michael AT hirise DOT com

Mike AI Conversions is what matters - more money in your pocket!

Hey Todd you know its cool... you are a good guy. I keep trying to get you to break those liberal tendencies to look at all sides, and thus never take a side. I like it when you get made and take sides and speak forcefully on issues. ( Even if I do not agree on your side, I respect and like it)

I push you just like I push Drav - he is another who is I see as wishy-washy a lot. But who when stirred up, makes great points and is a great advocate for his posistion. ( again even if they are not the same as mine.)

I guess I like people who take sides - but hey I am the guy who wil take the contra posistion just to debate... ;-)

Mike AI Conversions is what matters - more money in your pocket!

KB.. wow you are posting like crazy today..

Where have you been.. just got out : )

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

I wasn't on the plane
my twin brother was though.
He's smarter than me.

Rams - the points?
home dogs by double digits though
fare well

I got the Rams

Who wants to blow me?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Kb,

well thanks for the offer. I will stick with our guys for now, but if I hear some good pricing from your contacts, and good customer service, I will send our buyer your way..
sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

It heightens womens arousal, makes them much more aroused, and there orgasm are stronger.
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I think we need to hear from the girls on this.
Nathaniel

Todd,

Like I said call me, I can save you money, in addition to just Viagra we even have access to VALIUM, XANAX,XENICAL and much more.

I am not only a PIMP, I am now a PUSHER.....
email me at kb@herbalo.com and I'll give you the hook up!
KB Viacreme

Serge I have spent the last three mos doing research on VIACREME.

I can tell you unequivocally that it works!
It heightens womens arousal, makes them much more aroused, and there orgasm are stronger.

I am pretty good in the sack, but I have to tell you I don't have to work nearly as hard as I used to :-))

I only warn that men don't go down on your lover with it on...my tongue was numb longer than when I had a double root canal!
KB Viacreme

Kb,

well we might have to talk. Dunno though, our service company for the scripts has us at, $7.25 a dose for 100 or 50 mill. pills of viagra, that's pretty good, wouldn't you say so?

sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

Kb,

Oh I see the story now. well I just saw the post from Dan, and saw Viagracash, so I thought it was Kwikmed..
sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

Todd,

You should call me, I bet I can save you more money buying direct.

We have an arrangement NO ONE can beat.

and for the record, Kwikmed's payout isn't even in the ballpark to other Viagra companies.

Dan represents Herturn.org, an inferior product that will soon be in litigation for patent infringements with companies like Lexxus International the company that makes VIACREME. He also represents Viagracash.com

I'd do business with people who threaten physical violence wouldn't you? Buy from us or I'll kick your ass!
KB Viacreme

But Kb, I do have some loyalty also, I gotta admit from 1996 on, there were some times there, that I met and did a hell of alot of business from that board, and contacts..

I am not there preacher in any terms, but you know how it is. I am that kind of person.
sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

BTW, if I am NOT the first and anybody has masturbating experience with Viacream-
post it here, don't be shy!
;-))
Serge

Kb,
I am sure you have loyalty to ynot, I never would question that, but if it were me, I might have tried a different route, and tried to work it out off the boards, but we all have different ways of working shit out. Damm has this Marrige counseling changed me??:)

sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

Kb,

hey no problem, your #'s are your #'s.

Yeh I read that threat on ynot, whois this boy from kwikmed?? damm hope he gets pissed at me, when our viagra store opens.. I know for a fact we can pay and afford more commissions to webmasters then he can:))
sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

KB, did you try masturbating with Viacreme on?

I wanna be the first MALE user of this shit!
;-)))
Serge

out to dinner,
KB, does Viacreme really work???

I wanna try it on my dick!
;-))
Serge

Oh and Todd,

Loyalty to YNOT? I helped sell YNOT for $4.5 million dollars, I got a % for brokering the deal that I get paid on for three and a half years...

Like it or not, if anyone has loyalty to YNOT it would be me, unfortunately I'd rather keep them accountable for their inexcusable actions.
KB Viacreme

Serge...what is this?? I thought you were bullish.
Nathaniel
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I was bearish since 1998...and I still am!
;-)))
Serge

WTG Nat net!!!!

shit, I was just thinking of that this morning, damm..

Well I will take the mariners

sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

who the fuck can pick on you??
sextoyking
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Todd, hahahhaha, great line!
;_))
Serge

Serge,

I haven't listended to joe's show, webmaster confessions in months, before the summer. but if I was listening, and heard stuff that I disagreed with, I would have np posting, and or speaking up..
sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

Todd,

Yes, those are correct numbers, I made a mistake.

We made 4 sales totalling just under $200 / I guess it was worth the ROI.....I know we spent MUCH MORE than $200 on the ad.

But I love whenever I get a physical threat, it makes my job of promoting Viagra and VIACREME so much more colorful!

I love this business!
KB

Todd,
darn,
because of your posts National Net just became Oprano Baseball Pick 'em EXCLUSIVE sponsor....

you are killing us with taxes, man!
Serge

KB, with current state of affairs,
my goal is to just
"Die LAST!"
;-)))
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Serge...what is this?? I thought you were bullish.
Nathaniel

Exactly Serge,

if you can't be picked on by friends at oprano.com, who the fuck can pick on you??
sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

I just thought since we were Slamming ynot, I would repost some posts from there.. You have never known Me to play the board gossip game have you?
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Todd,
and where have you been when JoeE was slamming Oprano on his radio show????

Billy who was there haven't heard your voice of Oprano support...
Serge

I have never been told
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I know...that's why you come HERE,
to be told things NOBODY dared telling you before!
;-))))
Serge

well serge, if you thought it was in poor taste, then I must apoligize, as I would never disrespect someones resource site, community, etc.

I just thought since we were Slamming ynot, I would repost some posts from there.. You have never known Me to play the board gossip game have you?

sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

but I do have some loyalty to ynot, I mean shit, my first webmaster resource I really went to in 1996 I think.
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your loyalty to me preceeds it,
I was THE FIRST advertiser of yours who got paid in 3" WIDE black dildoes,
and as your loyalty object,
I posted everything I think below
;-))
Serge

I am the official Todd rep everywhere:) but I mean KB is throwing out statements, etc,
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Todd,
KB throwing statements about YNOT,
Alien throwing statements about Netpond,
I throw STATS about Oprano-

this is an equal opportunity to throw things board,
if you have comments- throw them too!

posting posts from othjer boards is
1) inflates numbers of posts of this board and misleads our respected sponsors

2) poor taste
Serge

Serge,

if had posted about the size of my growing Stomach, that would have been a fact. I have never been told I have a fat ass, just a flat, no ass, in the words of my x:))

sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

I need to find "BIG" boob content & was hoping you guys could spam me with some links to good quality images.

thanks-
d3
dqubed Professional Adult Designs

Serge,
you are 1000% correct, I don't mind sitting on a few fences at once, well sometimes anyways:)

Not trying to start any shit, that is None of my biz, everyone know where I post, enough said on that. but I do have some loyalty to ynot, I mean shit, my first webmaster resource I really went to in 1996 I think.
sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

Dig, thanks for your patience!

Mike, I'm taking my daughter out,
see you later

Todd,
I posted my thoughts about the size of your ass at
Yahoo press release site,
later when I get back
;-)))
Serge

np Mike,

just signed up
hey which tours convert better text or regular ?
also which site converts better on general amateur traffic
Slavdogg

MikeAI,
I think Todd just wants to be Todd and sit on ALL fences available for sitting....

Todd,
you have one big ASS!
;-)))
Serge

Mike,

I am the official Todd rep everywhere:) but I mean KB is throwing out statements, etc, which is fine, and asking to let him know if he is blowing hot air, since he posts this publicy, I post responses to, if he wishes to give an answer to my posts, that is his choice..
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Todd, are you the official YNOT reprentative on Oprano? ;-)
sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

All links are fixed, thanks for the heads up Slav!

Todd, are you the official YNOT reprentative on Oprano? ;-)

Mike AI Conversions is what matters - more money in your pocket!

Kb,

what is all this new news about??
Taken from Ynot.
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Oh, and HerbalO did NOT pay $3,000 per month for that advertising. Another falsehood.

Greg Geelan ( Otto ) [ Profile ] [ Contact ] � YNOTmasters.com
10/08/2001 18:42:44 EDT Post # 52032 IP: 209.75.228.131

Kevin, I just got off the phone with Pat, who gave me permission to print HerbalO's
advertising numbers with YNOT. As always, he was a pleasure to talk to.

For the ad period 2/15/01 - 3/14/01, when our industry was still cautious and running scared
due to the FTC investigation, HerbalO received 488 click throughs.

For the ad period 3/15/01 - 4/14/01, HerbalO received 793 click throughs.

This data is courtesy of Real Media's Open Ad Stream software. Again, with Pat's permission,
anyone is welcome to look at the data themselves.

So, HerbalO got 1,281 click throughs from one of YNOT's slowest advertising spaces. Not the 4
click throughs you've been claiming. And this was from before you even started working
there, right?

For everyone else, please don't take KB's conduct as a reflection of all HerbalO staff. I know
they don't condone KB's actions on this board, I have a good relationship with them, and I
encourage you to try HerbalO's products and/or affiliate program.

Greg Geelan ( Otto ) [ Profile ] [ Contact ] � YNOTmasters.com
10/08/2001 18:32:09 EDT Post # 52031 IP: 209.75.228.131
sextoyking the holidays are coming!!

Never mind Slav, found them on an exit link...

Will be fixed in a second...

Mike AI Conversions is what matters - more money in your pocket!

Slav, how did you get to the sites?? Those are not valid join forms - so of course you would get 404ed.

http://www.ampleamateurs.com/tour1/index3.html

http://www.amateurpetite.com/tour1/index3.html

Are the proper ones that the tours lead to.

Those are old directories, but nothing is pointing to them from the tour. How did you get there?

Mike AI Conversions is what matters - more money in your pocket!

Read YNOT's links :-))
KB
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KB,
I posted on YNOT and read it
was March 11th, 1998

is there any good reason I should get into a new habit?

can ANYBODY cal me "uninformed" of what's going on in the industry?
;_)))
Serge

Mike,

http://www.amateurpetite.com/tour1/join/index.html
http://www.ampleamateurs.com/tour1/join/index.html

Slavdogg

MikeAI,
after talking with the "elders" the word "Listing" was added to the "Coffee" list!

sorry, Mr. Korbin, but that's what people want....
Serge

Serge I thought we were going to buy advertising space for Listings, Inc. ???

HAHAHA

KB - Just what we need now, more C&Ds. They do not work. I still call Evan a cockholster. :-)

Mike AI Conversions is what matters - more money in your pocket!

Serge get in now, branding is essential!

We can even put you in the next issue of YNOTBOB.COM!

You know the same website that teaches webmasters how to......

how to........

I mean.......

hmmmmmmmm. Read YNOT's links :-))
KB Now selling Viacreme!

If you were going to advertise at YNOT there has been so much coverage on it today that now would definitely be the time.
Tonda
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sure! I'm thinking about buying the banner myself! to promote
korbin.net

you think I can get a deal at $800 per click only?
Serge

D$,
got it, you are cleared for purchase!
;-))

KB,
every time somebody complains about rates-
your job is to tell the truth how much you pay per click on YNOT!
;-))))
Serge

Mike... cool,. good to hear about ambucks. I know your stuff converts well and more importantly RETAINS well..

As for rush, he never listens to contrary opinion anyway, now he has a physical reason.

but you have to respect true believers, no matter what they do, at least they are determined, and speak their mind.
grimm Xingster

HAHAHA actually Colin, Rush has lost a lot of weight, he is about 200lbs now. His new wife is a fitness instructor... comes in handy I guess.

Mike AI Conversions is what matters - more money in your pocket!

If you were going to advertise at YNOT there has been so much coverage on it today that now would definitely be the time.
Tonda We beat the competition we update weekly!

Mike,

I agree that Rush is right on many issues. He fits a Gaussian bell-curve too. Both physically and in correctness.
Colin Does this remind YOU of Rush Limbaugh?

Serge -

I think you are correct. I know that on the 11th Oprano was full of info on the tragedy.
Tonda We beat the competition we update weekly!

Now it appears as if YNOT is intent on defaming and slandering me.

Maybe it's time to dust off the old C&D's?

Get this, they have my competitor (herturn.org) saying that I toold them I own YNOT....Now I am no geniuus but when the same company flew me and my partner from HerbalO out to Phoenix and put us up in a hotel under HERBALO, I am featured in adult weekly articles for HERBALO.com, as well as AVN.com and adultbuzz.com, the guy practically licks my nuts to do business with me and my brother and now he is resorting to telling the rest of the community that I own YNOT.

These are the genius' that advertise on YNOT's board, are you on their waiting list? I know I want to deal with shift webmasters who can't stand competition. VIACREME is the end to herturn.org.

Could this be all about jealousy? All I know is NO MONEY gets made pissing with morons.so that being said I am back to work!

Serge, for the right $$$ I'd be any person's pitchman, as long as they aren't FULL OF SHIT!
KB Now selling Viacreme!

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