Were is it??? The radio feed for the Forum???
jimmer

Maybe we can have a few different official "Old ...."

"Old Fart"

"Old Turd"

"Old Fold"

:-)


Mike AI

Old Fart(is fart actually capitalized?) Down the Road...

I have chuckled listening to you guys talking about C and D orders...As a stockbrokerage and Registered Investment Advisor for the fifteen years ending in 1992...if I had a nickel for every C and D, injunction or frivolous fucking legal paper I was served I would be a fucking gagillionaire. The financial services industry basically keeps attorney (ie-misery brokers) in business.

Several years ago, I had a woman walk in off the street and insisted on buying Waste Management Corp...I advised against it...she insisted on continuing with the purchase...I figured, hey, I warned her. We bought the stock, it went down she lost 30,000 bucks and sued me because I didn't perform due diligence on the stock. She lost but it took tons of time and energy to deal with my attorneys...etc

But, out of respect, consider Old Fart yours...
letshunt

Sharky, now lets not get ahead of ourselves now. Billy is a professional when it comes to cooking... not only is the food great, but he is the master of presentation as well. It would be tough for anyone to beat Billy...


If it were to happen, I think it would take SOMEONE from New Orleans! hahaha



Mike AI

Alright .. for the record .. I played around on 4playradio.com for a while and did NOT find a live broadcast from conference re: TGP2.

Forest, sorry!

:(
Colin

Huummm, Greetings All

LetsHunt, I have the name "Old Fart" trade marked and
licensed in many places around the world. Please cease
and desist or my lawyer will be crawling up your cutlets ;-)

Serge, great board, nice to see some old folks. Its even pretty
civil most of the time ;-0

The Old Fart Down the Road



TOFDTR The Old Fart Down the Road

Count me in on the pussy licking contest in January... I will own you old farts....of course, I am an old fart myself. But young at heart!

Dance like no one is watching, Sing like no one is listening, Work like you
dont need the money, And love like your hearts never been broken!

**NOBODY IS A VIRGIN..LIFE FUKS US ALL**



letshunt I'm dancing....

Speaking of cookoffs,
http://www.debsfunpages.com/cookoff.htm

if ya make it a chili one becareful hehehehe

SusieS Adult Cash Flow

Hooper .. after doing some research it looks like WebTV is somewhat less than one third of one percent of the entire browser market and shrinking.

Can anyone show different?

Maybe I'll redirect you all my
Windows 95 people instead .. they can't be that valuable.



Colin You can Ask Colin who won the Browser War!

Sorry,

Sharky can't come out to play or do any BBQ stuff until he updates his archives.:)

Sharky! You up to your old tricks again?:)))) You are way behind. Your last archive is Aug 9th:)))

Get your but to work boy:)

Hugs,
Danielle

Danielle Sell penis enlargment pills! We are converting at 1:40:)

sharky, count me in :-)

sure you're up for it??

:-)


cj Master of the BBQ

we should have a webmaster cook off! anyone up for it?

sharky
************

Sharky,
upon advice of my attorney,
he says that I'd be better off participating in
Webmaster pussy lick fest.

Should we plan something for January?
;-)))
Serge

That's a pretty good idea.. we should have a webmaster cook off! anyone up for it?

sharky

********

I am on!
Serge (Who is YOUR processor of Choice?)

Seriously though Serge.. why did you delete 50 posts at once? Seems like it's becoming a habit. :-((
Hooper
Sat, 25 Aug 2001 01:34:14 - IP: 66.68.122.196 - Post # 14083
*******************************

I think this answers 100 years old question of
Yale vs. Harvard.

from e-mail:
"Just one person flunked your IQ test.
"

also....for some strange reason ALL your yesterday's posts were replaced by posts with JR's comentaries about your proggy.

I'll check into script when I get back...
Serge (Who is YOUR processor of Choice?)

LOL.
Yeah, forgot about that. Hooper is all for freedom of speech... just be careful what you say!!

Texas Ranger (...the size of Texas)

Hahaha... this from a guy who had to buy a messageboard and take it offline because he did not like what it said.
justreading

did someone fart?
Texas Ranger (...the size of Texas)

hahaha... I only have one thing to say... that is "OPTIONS? ROFLMAO!!!"...

Seriously though Serge.. why did you delete 50 posts at once? Seems like it's becoming a habit. :-((
Hooper

MikeAI -

Maybe Billy and I should have a BBQ cook off?!?

That's a pretty good idea.. we should have a webmaster cook off! anyone up for it?

sharky I am a BBQ King!!

Late night surfing links
Colin http://www.fuckedcompany.com/

Mike .. I was reading this one while you were reading that one ..

http://biz.yahoo.com/smart/010824/20010824techmark.html
Colin AC

Mike im going to see that right now.

grimm FSN

I only lost millions in non-adult ..
Ask Jeeve's lost 20 million last quarter. Now I don't feel so bad.
Colin Ask how?

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010824/tc/tech_survivors_dc_1.html

The tide is going to continue to be red....
Mike AI Make a comment about JoeE's Cheesy Balls and WIN!

I have returned from hell. I saw Nick's Mum down there!


Headless Were we give FREE Wippings to SERGY POO!

The caption contest is out of control - there are some CLASSICS up there!!


As far as movies - went to see a double feature - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was very good - CLERKS good (I think Smith;s other movied tried to hard to be funny).

American Pie II - not as good as first, but not bad...


Mike AI Make a comment about JoeE's Cheesy Balls and WIN!

Sharky the dinner was excellent!! Your BBQing is on par with Billys!

The company was even better - spending time with you and your daughter was very nice!


Mike AI Make a comment about JoeE's Cheesy Balls and WIN!

Short takes

Sykk - Can you work some Dead Kennedys into those tag lines
"Too drunk, too drunk to fuck"

Donald in MathMagic Land
I thought I was the only person who owned a copy of it

Movies
Casablanca - Made me want to be as smooth as Bogart
(Claude rains was the invisible man ... later)

Pulp Fiction
Say what you want, it was excellent and it was Pulp Fiction

Silence of the Lambs
Hopkins is riveting

Natural Born Killers
Sick/cool/interesting/visually challenging - you loved it or hated it
What elevates art, it makes you feel SOMETHING


Yeah I know see independant films
Never got much past Trainspotting
or
Even Cowgirls get the blues
(Lesbian funky art house flick)

Does Lemmy count the wart as an output?



Vick

hehe Ditto, Colin!

LB, that's why we're adding numbers after our names on the caption thingy.

Dravyk

Hello everyone! Now, gotta run. :^)

Lord Baltimore

Why did you delete all of those posts serge?
Hooper

Sykk .. for you ..

Q. Lemmy, Would you do Courtney Love? Do you think she's a three input woman?

A. Doubtful. What in God's own earth is a three input woman? I only have a two output system (without using the ears).

Night all .. love ya drav ;)
Colin

Backwards .. must be past my bedtime.
Colin Midget Sex

Another mistake with your accept photo caption script. I entered a new caption and it published somehow my first one.

Here's my new one:

What do you know? His dick is smaller than one of the cheese balls he's constantly munching on.

(Just kidding! :^) )
Lord Baltimore

heheh, not much Drav, just that slam from Colin...man that was brutal..I'm still laughing my ass off here...heheheh

that and quoting Frank Zappa and Motorhed in my taglines today ;)))
SykkBoy win some lose some, but that's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever

Wazzzup oh Sykk One? :-))

Dravyk

!
Colin http://pornextra.com/midget/12_06/page03.htm

What's a few minced words between friends?
Colin

I loved DOGMA, one of my favorite of the View Askew movies...

yeah, the slap in the head...the intense stuff...at the end of Requiem when it was a bunch of fast cuts of each character gettign something shoved into or coming out of their mouths...

hehehe, damn Dravyk, Colin owned you hard with that one....
SykkBoy win some lose some, but that's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever

Shit, Colin. Nick can say all he wants, but that one hurt! LOL! :-)))

Dravyk

Dravyk .. you're strange .. even to me ;)
Colin

Donald in MathMagic Land?
Colin Most popular "Empire" article ever.

Cruising (1979)

inspired me to... uhm... er

well nevermind.
jr

Colin, unfortunately you are right... can't always share the results :-(

There have been a few math-related ones that I like that I of course can't think of at the moment... math, time, etc.,,, great stuff.
geeky Satan Recommends ;-)

Wizard of Oz (1932)

Inspired me to become a midget (for a year.) :-)))

Dravyk

Btw, Nick, congrats on winning the photo two caption contest!!

Good to know you never through out that hit bot. :-))))

Dravyk

Stand and Deliver (1987)

Inspired me to be a teacher (for a year).
Colin Math Movies

Slap in the head? Requiem for me .. but I like Pi better.

Hey Sykk .. you like Dogma?
Colin Math Movies

geeky .. for me, the problem with posting results is ..

If they're good .. sometimes it is better to keep to oneself. If they're bad, it might be your own damned fault.

Geeky .. what other math movies are there? :)


No one got my perl thing below :(
Colin http://world.std.com/~reinhold/mathmovies.html

>>> hahahahahahahahahahaha Nickatilynx

That could make one reconsider the matter of incest. :-))))))

Nicky, get over yer Mum fetish!! :-P

Dravyk

geeky, same here..."Requeim For A Dream" is one of the best movies of the last few years and "Pi" was right up there...Daron Aranovsky(sp?) is a genius...he doesn't just tell a story, he forces you to live through it....I'm still trying to determine which sequence was the bigger slap in the head...all the mouth stuff at the end of Requeim or the brain stuff in "Pi"...


SykkBoy win some lose some, but that's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever

Nick, good to see you around! :-)

Colin, that will be a very interesting test... I hope you post some of that data. Btw, I loved Requiem for a Dream.. I didn't even realize the connection to PI.
geeky

You got mail ;)
Colin I have a question ...

nick .. mine's cowboysurfers@yahoo.com

What's yours?

I'm in high testing mode this week .. trying new shit all week long.

TGP traffic's .. well .. TGP traffic .. I'm looking for the sponsors to tell ME how to convert this.

Someone out there can tell me how to turn this into GOLD. .. errr .. maybe silver.

Colin A.C.

ooops email would be useful:

ilynx@ilynx.com or anthony@whitcon.net
Nick 75%...for ever

Not bad :)

Drop me an email and I'll get Anthony to hook you up with a lot of our high hitting sites that haven't made it over to Nicksclicks.

Btw you DO get all the exit credits
Nick I don't give a fuck

Nick .. how's Cuntry Girls convert TGP traffic? It looks like it might.

Colin ?

Headless .. you have mail.
Colin Ask me if I care!

see my tag line ;))

but headless has threatened me in icq to return,so he'll no doubt appreciate the opportunity to spam his shit.

Or icq him on :35534250
Nick I don't give a fuck

Or just Headless' .. or ..

gimme the details!
Colin I ask questions too!

nope :)
Nick

o=i
Colin I ask questions too!

Nick .. os Newbie radio yours?
Colin I ask questions too!

MikeAI -

I wanted to thank you and katie for coming over tonight! It was great to see you two again, please LMK next time you are in town:-)

Now.... who knows how to grill a steak?!?
Berns has nothing on me... except they do grow all their own food! hahaha
Sharky Adult Designs that Convert!!

Glad you can admit it,headless.


bet your wife told you to post that

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

tooooo easy
Nick

And im wipped!@ ?

rightttttt


Headless Were we give FREE Wippings to SERGY POO!

Last note:

posts 13878 through 14015 were removed upon request of the posters.
Serge (Who is YOUR processor of Choice?)

ok, I have to wake up 2 am in the morning, it was fun,
see you Tuesday!

g'nite all!
Serge (Who is YOUR processor of Choice?)

THATS IT!


Headless

whipped are ya?



(ducking)
Nick

You always have to knock a man when his wifey is calling, dont ya!

BASTARD!

But let me warn you, my wifey is like every other wifey out there and she will fall asleep as soon as i get back and I will have all the time in the world to teach you old dogs some new tricks!




Headless

don't forget to tip your waitress
Nick dead air,for air heads? lol

Nick, did I tell you how much I missed you?
;-))

hahahhaha!

crowbar!
hhahahaha
;-)))
Serge

that what separates men from the boys
;-)))

I thought it was a crowbar that seperated the men from the boys lol
Nick dead air,for air heads? lol

Headless, please accept my condoleces....
;-))

I'll hold the fort!
;-))
Serge

"JennaCash - Now YOU TOO can make money off Jenna's Ass"
*************************

Meni, this is a definate contender!

keep your notes!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, invitation has been sent to our dear Confucy, do you think you can hold down the fortress until i get back from the hell i call shopping with the misses?




Headless

Serge if you want i can get confucy to grace us over here...

I do have the heshe's parents phone number!


Headless
*************

you have parents number and I have Confucy's number...

that what separates men from the boys
;-)))

yeah!
;-))
Serge

"JennaCash - Now YOU TOO can make money off Jenna's Ass"

ok, back into my hole...gotta finish this new sports site :)
SykkBoy win some lose some, but that's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever

Peaches, I was mentally ready for the end of the gravy train since 1998...I took a ride 'till the end and never indulged myself with shit I can do without.

I believe in financial prudency and
feel equally comfy anywhere.

don't listen to your relatives....
Serge

bullshit!!!

and spanker is agnostic,I suppose
Nick I really don't give a fuck..vertical integration

Nick, Colin is back! Aliens released him from non-adult ship and now he is normal!
;-)))
Serge

discovered = black russian sex

Its been fun, almost reminded me of the time i spent with your m.....

HZAHAHA

Nick, you should be "confuzed" for that!

Yeah BRING THE RUKAS!!!!

Serge if you want i can get confucy to grace us over here...

I do have the heshe's parents phone number!


Headless

Serge, I know! Many interesting ideas being put on the table...some scary, some enlightening and some confusing (when Colin starts in with the math stuff...;))

My friends and family told me I was nuts when I moved into a smaller house telling me I was "..making good money - why not get something really nice?" It's because I DO think there are going to be a lot of changes in this biz and I wanted to make sure my monthly expenses could be covered with a waitress job, if needed :)
Peaches

Serge,
last time I spoke with Colin (5 yrs ago plus or minus 1 yr)

it was too cerebial a convo,I could find no way to introduce the word "shag" into it;)
Nick I really don't give a fuck..vertical integration

"ruddian" = pikie for Russian btw.

it is

well it bloody well is now

;)
Nick I really don't give a fuck..vertical integration

Nick, don't ask me!

ask Colin!
;-)))
Serge

"discovered"...is that ruddian for shagged?
Nick I really don't give a fuck..vertical integration

Headless, it more looks like Jenna before Vivid "discovered" her!
;-))
Serge

headless,

hope meni's girlfriend gave you a
release for that photo.


hahahahahahahahaha

(I think i'm moving ahead,headless;)

Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly)) I really don't give a fuck..vertical integration

Dravyk,
DO NOT go there
http://www.oprano.com/picture03.html

it's REALLY gross!

Nick, you should be "confuzed" for that!
Serge

I am Confucy!!!
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly)) raining so no golf,go sign up,or don't...I really don't give a fuck

Serge, i have found the perfect women for you!

http://www.hecklers.com/darbies/Darbie10.php3

Hmm maybe we can give her out?


Headless

Headless, we give away NOTHING, it took us tremendous effort to find Confucy and have Confucy to agree.

My only scare is some fake Confucy wanna beis coming out of woodwork and claim they are the real ones!

this can rig the whole show, but we are on top of it!
Serge

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;-)))
Hooper Have you seen the world's most innovative dialer?

HAHAHAHA

Nick has 1 upped me!

BASTARD!

Headless

Dravyk,

Check:

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

hahahahahahahahahahaha
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Hooper, you are a prime candidate for a second prize!
;-)
Serge

Man... what an interesting cast of characters we have locked in the oprano room tonight.

Wish I could stay but I'm being dragged out ;-/
Hooper Have you seen the world's most innovative dialer?

"I'm begining to think you may be rated higher than me on isjustanasshole :)"

Thats good, it is always good to keep em thinking!

Serge, now why would you give that away? Do you really want to cannonball your caption contest like that?

Headless