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One strong hand ,

people like Hun should burn in fucking Hell for all PornoEternity....

he alone costed this industry BILLIONS of fucking dollars,
responcible for Internet collapse as a whole
and the most reasonable explanation of why the world's economy is falling into Recession!

Hun,
http://gofuckyourself.com will ya?
;-))
Serge

How sad is that post!!!
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

I found this board by chance and I want to say thank you for the last two years that I spent on your free galleries.
I'm a user, not a webmaster and for me it's incredible what you all give out for free. I mean it's a free heaven paradise. My collection of highquality pornpics and movies is nearly 4 gigs big.
There was a time, one or two years ago, when I pay an average of 60$ each month for porn on the net, but for this 4 gig collection I didn't pay a single penny. The paysites offer the same stuff so me and all my friends didn't pay for that anymore, cause we get it all for free in your galleries.
So for the last years I'm saving a lot of money, nearly 1000$, and with that I was going on a big journey through hole europe from which I just came back. I think you must be very rich or beneficent to give so much for free, I don't know another field where one gets so much porn for free than the internet. So again, thank you all for this.
I hope I didn't waste your time. Now I have to surf to the newest galleries, I think during my 4 weeks journey there were some nice new free galleries out there. And sorry for my bad english, I'm from the also rich germany.
One strong hand

fight fire with Fire!!

LMAO

Fireman will be here in about an hour!!! Got to light some fires!!

MelissaD Lighting fires!!

KK,
seems to me there is lots in comon in both, now when you opened my eyes
;-))))))
Serge fight fires with FIRE! ;-)

bet you did business while you were in France...
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c'mon, even Meat doesn't think so anymore!
;-))))))))
Serge fight fires with FIRE! ;-)

"the rest of them are just exercise in who will separate average fan with his money faster!
Serge "
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I saw this and thought, wow, Serge just summed up the porn biz in one sentence...

then I realized he was talking about sports.

;-}}}

KK

not to mention look at your biggest mix - OPRANO!!
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Melissa, my biggest mix pic I can't post from my father's house, his ISP blocks it!
;-)))))
Serge fight fires with FIRE! ;-)

Babies and Weddings sure have been a lot of them lately. I hope they aren't contagious!!!

I don't want to catch either of them right now!
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

Ulfie, sounds great. I simply love baseball, so don't mind who wins/loses..heck, in Vegasm, we had to deal with the Las Vegas Stars...imagine the AAA affiliate of the late 90's Padres ;))) very scary, but good seats a couple rows behind first base were only $5 ;) but sadly, the hotdogs were about 5 too ;)
SykkBoy get...in...mah...belly

Melissa, thanks to the wonders of modern medicine, there will be no more little me's EVER. And quite frankly, the world is probably the better for it! ;))

Lisa 25 niche sites for you to promote!

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I do NOT have firefighting license!
;-))

I am a very much AMATEUR when it comes to fires
;-)))))
Serge fight fires with FIRE! ;-)

I didn't mention OUR lunches - you did so who is kissing and telling!?!

I just said you are are good at mixing business with pleasure, bet you did business while you were in France... not to mention look at your biggest mix - OPRANO!!

MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

yeah Enforcer,

but look at the package on that guy with the long hair (not cyberpunk)

heheheheheheh
SykkBoy kurt angle is going to job hard tonight

Melissa,
please stop "kiss and tell" about OUR lunches
;-))))
Serge

Geez Lisa your family really is going throught population bomb! Congrats!! Anything you want to share?? New little Lisa coming soon?

Serge- I should have known you always mix business with pleasure :)
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

Raven, thanks
(Raven = Voron in russian ;-))

His PC is eons old, he is using my son't old OPC,
lots of plug int to add
;-(((
Serge

Sykkboy, if your ever in town I'll buy the tickets. The new ball park is a treat to visit even if the team does lose just about every night. ;)

Ulfie Women, golf, prizes, LittleC, what else do you want?

Hey Forest...

While you're at the TGP2 script, how about creating a standard gallery submission form? If it's easier for people to submit galleries en-masse (ie auto-submit to a lot of TGP2s) all TGP2s will benefit.

This would be the right time to propose such a standard, since there aren't too many sites around yet.
EricF PornPayout.com

The only remnant I have of the mother country is a slight accent when I'm angry. Redheaded Russian girls can get mightily pissed off!
It's as if my life didn't begin until we got off that plane. No memories of Russia. No language to unlearn. Someday, I will go there, but there is no history for me.
No complaints, though. America has been very very good to me.
I miss my grandparents' accents, though. Music to my ears.

I thought the great debate was going to be on Albumside.
http://www.albumside.com/
I might be wrong on that. Too much thinking today. :-)
Raven Sin-Text - Save Time. Outsource your writing needs.

Thank-you Serge, I will do right now...
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FreeXXX,
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Serge (NoPiss4U...today , wait 'till Monday! @ the Dokk's!)

http://allofem.com/ia2kno/21_20.htm

Now just look at these two and ask yourself (ignore punky on the left)...

Which of these two is their own contraception... the ugly fucker with long hair trying to get a booger out of his nose with his tongue or the handsome guy wearing the Cubs hat??

:-)))

I'm off to grab a beer and watch a wrestling PPV!!

TheEnforcer Start Making Bank today!

I am looking to put a viagra sponsor to test. Does anyone use this type of upsell on any of their sites and actually get paid from them, please let me know...
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BTW, Raven, my father was born in that city too
;-)))

ah, Odessa, jemchujina u moria....
;-)))))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today , wait 'till Monday! @ the Dokk's!)

Raven, sounds authentic!

interesting story, indeed!

I am with MY father now and he is looking for URL of tomorrow big Piss with FM

Can anybody post it?

I was living with my father in my sis' basement during our pisses with FM circa 1997 and my dad very much interested in hearing it all LIVE!
;-))

URL, anyone?
Serge (NoPiss4U...today , wait 'till Monday! @ the Dokk's!)

Hiya, Serge:

I am told I have a very mysterious past....the latest version was..my father had something on someone during the years when having something counted. We were spirited out of Russia by the State Department and given money for whatever my father had on whomever he had it.
My parents vowed to never speak..and I quote.."the language of the oppressor"...so, we were denied Russian language and any further culture. As the Russians were not too fond of Jews, that made discarding Russian culture fairly easy. :-)
I was born somewhere near the Black Sea..near Odessa..in a town that no longer exists. Any family I still have over there stopped speaking to us when we were brought America. I could not tell you where...and, I've been a citisen of this country since I was ten years old...which is, at least a hundred years ago...LOL.

Raven Sin-Text - Save Time. Outsource your writing needs.

I was thinking the best contraceptive was imagining Meni in lingerie. :-)

Dravyk

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Ermmm, you imagine Meni in lingerie often??? :))

On another note, Melissa, I became an auntie again on Friday night! James Edward Michael, 3 weeks early, 8lb 6! He follows the twin nieces born 3 weeks ago to another of my brothers. 3 more nieces or newphews due before Xmas. Family is undergoing a major population explosion!

Unfortunately you all lost me on the football talk...have enough trouble following our own footy codes here, let alone American Football...so um...GO the Wallabies! ;))

Monday morning for me, here's to a good week! :)

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Lol Serge that was play this is business,
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Melissa, so you know, the best schemes and the worst pisses, I had with 12 clicks were during the lunch in Atlantic City
(PetrA was during one of them,
he didn't know but I knew that was the begining of the end ;-)

play was just a pretense, the real reason was BUSINESS
;-))
Serge

TheEnforcer's contraception is....TheEnforcer ;))))
SykkBoy "silent bob and jay" is going to rule this weekend

Lol Serge that was play this is business, and I haven't heard of 12click and bad business mixed together ever.

Maybe its a hint Serge
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

Ulfie, I'd love to feel your pain about Bonds choking, but can't...I'm a Braves fan ;))) I can share your pain with enjoying a team who's had no success in recent years again, I'm a Braves fan...the 80's were downright painful)

maybe someday we'll have to take in a Braves-Pirates game hehehehe

SykkBoy better than a poke in the eye with a sharp dick

Melissa,
be careful with 12 clicks, he breakes promisses!

I'm still waiting for his invitation to Atlantic City he promissed me 3 months ago!
Serge

Raven, you are russian?

ne pizdi!
;-0
Serge

For those of you who have to use proxy server software, we found a horrifying feature on Win Proxy. We were tired of WinGate and its'client side application, so we switched over.
We use it on an ME machine, which is networked to our NT boxes..no laughing, please....because two way satellite doesn't work with NT. We live in rural Georgia, which has only recently installed indoor plumbing, so you know there isn't DSL or cable or anything remotely faster than 26,400.
Anyway, our nightmare continues.
Win Proxy has an ad filter feature on it, which means, when enabled, no one sees banners on a site.
As if this little Russian girl needed any more aggravation!

Raven Sin-Text - Save Time. Outsource your writing needs.

12Clicks!!

I haven't gotten an answer back on the e-mail I sent you, give me a shout when you have time. :)

MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

Have a good one, 12 Clicks, Serge. Dinner time here as well.

Dravyk Sounding Point

Slavik,
now it's your turn to drop the pants
;-)))
Serge

well, I smell dinner.
see you all tomorrow.
12clicks

Serge, I'd post my defence over there but the backwards, upside down "K" key on my laptop is broken. :-)
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12clicks, now I know why I see your posters in all russian night clubs under word
WANTED!
;-0)
Serge (NoPiss4U...today , wait 'till Monday! @ the Dokk's!)

Taz,
I like women too!
;-)))
Serge

Dravyk, I've seen the latest pictures of brad. turns out he IS a woman. :-)
12clicks
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hhahaha, you don't miss a thing, I thought those pics were CLASSIC too!
;-)))
Serge

Thanks Serge!

It is pretty funny in fact what I find hysterical it was SlavDoggs comments that had me re evaluate the stats I had on my site, which showed me the stats I put in my newest article.

Hey Slav- I showed you mine, where is yours? Show me and prove me wrong. Talk is cheap and the proof is in the numbers.
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

Actually, I use the best Security available :)

hey you've heard that old saying right...

Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die..

;))

Taz

Saw those same pics. Scary!!!

Dravyk Sounding Point

Serge, I'd post my defence over there but the backwards, upside down "K" key on my laptop is broken. :-)

Dravyk, I've seen the latest pictures of brad. turns out he IS a woman. :-)
12clicks

Btw, 12 Clicks, I've heard all about the kind of MEAT you like in your "hoagies"! :-P

Dravyk Sounding Point

Taz, that's a BIG talk!

whatta you use???

12click's tongue?
;-)))
Serge

Damn Serge, now you're on a topic that makes me cringe...

pads?? they only belong on car brakes and sporting participants...

Taz

>>> Dravyk, you don't need a contraceptive for that man/man stuff that you like.

LOL! How would YOU know, Ron?

>>> you are pissing Brad off big time!

LMAO! Good one, Serge. :-)

Dravyk 4 Free 12 Clicks

Serge, you know what Vodka can do for you? saddle you with a bunch of ugly kids russian kids. :-)
12clicks
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12 clicks,
I'm reposting that in your favorit hacking section of russian board
http://www.crutop.nu/ubb/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi

you tell us what those guys have to say about your politically correct remark
;-)))
Serge

Taz, hahhahahahahahaha,
I'd rather go for
"my maxi pad is better than yours"
discussion!
;-)))
Serge

what is YOUR favorit contraceptive of choice?

Sports on TV?

;-0))
Serge
Sun, 19 Aug 2001 05:40:36 - IP: 12.89.183.114 - Post # 12238
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I wouldn't say favorite... but it sure does work sometimes!! :-))

TheEnforcer Start Making Bank today!

I was thinking the best contraceptive was imagining Meni in lingerie. :-)
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Dravyk, you don't need a contraceptive for that man/man stuff that you like.

Serge, you know what Vodka can do for you? saddle you with a bunch of ugly kids russian kids. :-)
12clicks

I was thinking the best contraceptive was imagining Meni in lingerie. :-)

Dravyk
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Dravyk,
you are pissing Brad off big time!
;-))))

Serge

That's a shame you're breaking the lunch Serge..and here I sit smart enough to know not to discuss sports with you and...I was thinking the discussion could be more along the lines of the pros and cons of french coffee presses :)

Taz

the only contraceptive that ever worked for me was ugly women.
12clicks

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12clicks,
RUSSIANS do not believe in existense of "ugly women",
they only believe in "not enough vodka"
;-)))

try 3 vodka tall glasses, no ice,
and see womanhood in absolutelly different light!
;-)))
Serge

>>> hmmmm, the only contraceptive that ever worked for me was ugly women.

I was thinking the best contraceptive was imagining Meni in lingerie. :-)

Dravyk 4 Free Gay, Teen, Mature, Asian, Fetish ...

Life is sweet...just got direct tv with the football package..yeeeaaa babee
Taz
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Taz, are you one of those women???

I'll have to break our lunch engagement!
;-)))
Serge

The Enforcer, sure,
"seek and ye shall find"!

what is YOUR favorit contraceptive of choice?

Sports on TV?

;-0))
Serge

hmmmm, the only contraceptive that ever worked for me was ugly women.
12clicks

Life is sweet...just got direct tv with the football package..yeeeaaa babee

Taz

TheEnforcer,
I don't like sports because they are not enough intelectually stimilating for me.

Chess I LOVE, but some argue if it's sport.

the rest of them are just exercise in who will separate average fan with his money faster!
Serge
Sun, 19 Aug 2001 05:17:55 - IP: 12.89.183.114 - Post # 12228
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Ok.. I can understand that.

Mike.. we've got our attack angle now!! We'll have to focus on the strategy aspects of the various sports to engage his analytical mind so he can enjoy them through that aspect of the sport!!

TheEnforcer Start Making Bank today!

Melisa, thanka bunch sweety!

While you were away,
Slavvdog came with
"MelissaD, you better stick to firefighters, they have better acuracy and aim than your stats"

I thought that was a funny one and would needed your response!
;-))))

I preserved it for pasterity
;-))))
Serge

Good Evening everyone!!

I'm back from my mini vacation to the west coast of Florida.

I hope you had a great weekend, is everyone looking forward to only one more week of the summer slow down!! Are you ready?

Serge I brought you back some beautiful shells and a great book on shells. I did some awesome shopping. Watched a gorgeous sunset.

On Saturday I became and AUNT!!!! Again... Baby Boy - 8 lbs 5 oz!! No name yet.

Okay I'm ready for summer slowdown to be over, let the games begin!!
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

hhahahahaahahhahhaha,
ouch!

good one Drav and 12 Clicks!
;-))

BTW, guys, what's your contraceptive of choice?
I used condoms 5 or 6 times in my life, I need education on the subject...
Serge

>>> 12 clicks, you could have won Palm Pilot if you stayed longer!

You mean they've finally automated male masturbation?!?! :-)))

Dravyk http://www.adultindustrynews.com

palm pilot?

I was kinda holding out for a mouth pilot. :-)
12clicks

12 clicks, you could have won Palm Pilot if you stayed longer!
;-)))
Serge

Ok.. not saying I'm gonna give up in my quest here BUT I am curious as to WHY you don't like sports. So.. could you explain why you don't like them? Us sports junkies have a hard time imagining it!!

:-))

TheEnforcer Start Making Bank today!

12clicks, what kind of prize would you like??? ;)

Big Hugs!
PattyeCake*
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Yikes, looks like I should have stuck around yesterday. :-)
12clicks

Hey he still has to hit the ball
and remember
steroids are part of all sports
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Yup they are.
Lyle Alzado

TheEnforcer,
I'd rather have lobotomy than become a sports junky!

and NO, I haven't had it before, it only looks that way!
;-)))
Serge

ummm.. Mike.. it looks like we might have a little work on our hands getting Serge up to speed!! ;-))

In all seriousness... serge we're gonna get you to become a sports junkie!!

You can start by ordering Summer Slam tonight on PPV and watching a TRUE Olympic here win the WWF title tonight! And then tomorrow watch the Chicago Cubs-Milwaukee Brewers double header on WGN (at least the first game) and then turn to ABC and watch the Green Bay Packers Whup the denver Broncos on Monday Night Football, while occasionally sneeking a peek at the second game of the Cubs-Brewers!!

And you can do it all while working and posting too!! Just make sure you have a TV in your office!!

:-))

We'll convert you yet!! BTW- have you bought the tape collection I told you about a couple days ago yet?? :-))))))))

TheEnforcer Start Making Bank today!

I have to agree Ulfie, bonds is a putz.... he is no MAC... but the man does have skills.
Mike AI
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Bullshit!!!!

James Bond is my HERO and you are just jelous!
Serge

He's a great player when nothing is on the line but his ass has a high "pucker" factor when the pressure is on. I watched the pirates lose 3 straight division championships largely due to Bonds not caring enough to even put in any effort. Yeah, I'm a little "touchy" on this subject.

Ulfie Women, golf, prizes, LittleC, what else do you want?

Yeah.. Piazza is pretty much a class act in my book.

As for autographs... I just don't see why anoyone would even want to get them. Never felt the desire to get or collect them. Makes zero sense to me. Theonly difference between "stars", whether it be sports, movies, tv, etc., and the "regular" people is that one group happens to do something for a living that gives them a presence in the public eye and make good money. they are no better than anybody else.

People are FAR too obsessed with celebrity.

TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

I have to agree Ulfie, bonds is a putz.... he is no MAC... but the man does have skills.
Mike AI

Barry Bonds is a jackass. He's one of the prime reasons I could care less about baseball anymore. I hope the Giants make the playoffs so I can watch him hit .054 again.

Ulfie Women, golf, prizes, LittleC, what else do you want?

Enforcer, isn;t it funny how the people mentioned on that list are amongst the best in the game? heheheh

Personlly, I see nothing wrong with a player charging for autogrphs...do you think that uatogrph collector would turn down a fat auction check later on when that person dies? ;)))

I find it odd that Mike Piazza was on the list...he's one of the most likeable guys in game...maybe those are just jealous Dodger fans pissed that he sign a huge contract with The Mets? ;))))

I loved the guy who was pissed about Clemens just because he's pitching with the Yankees...
SykkBoy wicked is as wicked does

Bonds is not on juice... he is having a good year - he has always hit lots of homeruns.

If anything past 5 year the balls might be juiced, and more crappy pitching!

Mike AI

Sharky, Wed night it will only be Katie and I.

Forest I think I am going to miss you, I will be in Tampa 22-27th...

Mike AI

I'm hoping he'll hit 70, but not sure he can do it...the wear and tear of the season and the fact that Mac had an amazing September when he did it...
SykkBoy wicked is as wicked does
Sun, 19 Aug 2001 03:19:38 - IP: 216.67.207.176 - Post # 12210
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http://espn.go.com/page2/s/leastliked/readers/010815.html

I hope he falls flat on his face. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!!

On another note.. you gonna watch Syummer Slam tonight Sykk??

TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?

Meni,

I don't think Bonds will hit 70, he has just under a month and a half to hit 16 more. It is unlikely that he will be able to keep up the pace, especially with his team in the playoff hunt, adding to the pressure.

Walks have nothing to do with why Bonds hasn't hit more homeruns in the past. When McGwire hit 70, he set the national league record with 162 walks.
greg

Can anybody here recommend some good non-adult sponsors?

Looking for goodies to promote in our mainstream mailers.
Hooper Yes. This is the link. Click it & You'll feel better.

I hope he does it, I bet dinner on it, back in June.
As for juicing.
He's on test, hee hee
Mr Puffy Cheeks
see his traps?
Hey he still has to hit the ball
and remember
steroids are part of all sports

Meni Jenna Cash

Meni,
Sorry, busy watching a baseball game ;)

I don't think Bonds will quite reach McGwire...but he'll go 60+

I personally don't think he's juicing...he's always had the talent to hit more homers than he already has, but he walks a lot and loves to rack up steals too...this year, both those totals are down (walks are getting even though, as he doesn't have much protection behind him lately...)

I'm hoping he'll hit 70, but not sure he can do it...the wear and tear of the season and the fact that Mac had an amazing September when he did it...
SykkBoy wicked is as wicked does

I see no baseball fans
I see no one who even knows what juice is

Meni Jenna Cash

how many people are coming with you?

Sharky
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Sharky,
he is taking with him the entire basketball team and his favorite lesbian wiht Larry Brown
;-))
Serge

Better watch out I think he is going to tell the story about you, him the 3 circus clowns, and the beared lady....

Mike AI
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oh boy!!!

I'll submit my letter of resignation to Mr. Korbin if he dares!
;-))
Serge

Mike,

How long you in Tampa?

I will be there the 28/29

Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

One more thing...

how many people are coming with you?

Sharky Should the time slot be switched???

MikeAI -

We are still on for sure:-)
just LMK when you are coming in. I'll make the reservations for later in the night:-))

Sharky Should the time slot be switched???

Mike AI..

have your tgp2 guys e-mail me with a wish list of what THEY would like to see in a script...

I am getting suggestions from all over...

Will make it a much more useful tool with everyones input....

after all this IS a Community Effort!

Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

haha Serge actually the lesbian was on Larry Browns team - and they got eliminated in the first game.

I have to aplaud Larry Brown for drafting the first lesbian in the Michael Jordan camp.

Serge I am going to be in transit Monday night so I will the show with Ron... Better watch out I think he is going to tell the story about you, him the 3 circus clowns, and the beared lady....

Mike AI

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