HAHAHA ok Enforcer...

of course I have drawn that line too - maybe this is why I never get laid!!


Mike AI Come and play - what are you waiting for?

EXCUSE ME!! I have NEVER seen Steel Magnolias in my life!! But having been married there are certain concessions one must make but as stated before thereis a LINE that is not to be crossed and Steel magnolias is WAY over it!!




:))


TheEnforcer Wouldn't you like to start Making Bank??

Enforcer, Sykk some of us MEN are holding the line and refuse to see movies like that and fried green tomatos!
Mike AI Come and play - what are you waiting for?

HAHAHAHA!

My Brother-in law is in the coast guard out here.. he was telling me about the increase of sharks lately....

kinda makes you wonder..... Is it possible for one shark to be afraid of another?
Sharky The #1 radio show for webmasters PERIOD!

Sharky someone in Tampa told me it was misreported - it is merely the Florida Bar Associations regular meeting!


Mike AI Come and play - what are you waiting for?

HAHAHAH!! Chick flicks!!!

ARAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

In all seriousness SOME chick flicks are cool but Steel Magnolias SOOOOO crosses the line any guy should be expected to cross!!



TheEnforcer Wouldn't you like to start Making Bank??

MikeAI -
The secret is out! lol.. I've called them in!

seriously though.. that's kind of scary.. I had plans to take the family to the beach later this week... don't think i will be going in the water:-((


Sharky Wanna Learn How to Make Money?!?

I tell ya, the movie that scares me most? "Steel Magnolias"...that was scary as hell...I had nightmares for months afterwards....
SykkBoy sell your soul, come opn, you know you really want to

Star,

join the club... Jaws freaked my ass out when I was a kid too!!


TheEnforcer Wouldn't you like to start Making Bank??

Yikes, thats a lot of sharks. Ever since watching the movie Jaws when I was a little girl, my life has never been the same. Also, reading about the shark attacks here recently hasn't helped me overcome my fear either hehe


Star Gramma Knows Best!

Enforcer, thanks, I'll be in Miami in 10 days. Appreciate it man. ;)


Ulfie TGP2 is the future

Hey doesn't "Sharky" live in Tampa?? maybe he is having a family reunion!
----------

hahahaha!! Too funny!!


TheEnforcer Wouldn't you like to start Making Bank??

Enforcer I saw a similair article

http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGAARJD9EQC.html

I guess next week when I hit my Condo in Tampa I should not get in the water.

Hey doesn't "Sharky" live in Tampa?? maybe he is having a family reunion!


Mike AI Come and play - what are you waiting for?

http://www.msnbc.com/news/614061.asp?pne=msn

MMMMM... humans... LUNCH!!



TheEnforcer Wouldn't you like to start Making Bank??

42)If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother
****
sounds like something my oldest would say :)

_____________


Oh Taz you are nothing but a sweetie!!!!
Mike AI Come and play - what are you waiting for?

42)If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother
****
sounds like something my oldest would say :)

Melissa...just got back to the house...whew...three for lunch next week is a go...we'll work out what day later :)

Taz

Melissa,
yeah, 9 is too young...let her have her ears peirced (if they aren't already) first and teach her proper cleaning and care...a bellybutton ring takes longer to heal and can be more problematic...

my son is 6 and he wants an earring like his dad...I'll have to think about that one ;)))
SykkBoy sell your soul, come opn, you know you really want to

Hey MelissaD, 9 is TOO young, especially since it takes like a year to heal, speaking from experience. Belly button piercing doesn't hurt but it is a bitch to take care of.

And how happy are you with a fireman! hahaha
Shan More niche galleries for your enjoyment :)

Night Bell!!

Melissa D I hope you use protection! ;-)
Mike AI Come and play - what are you waiting for?

thanks to all for your advice...

it's bedtime for me...
see you tomorrow...........

~Bell
Bell thanks for the adivce....

Good to know I'm still the cool mom without having to give into the belly peircing thing.. I'm way too young to have a daughter with her belly button pierced anyway.

On that note, and after 15 hours of work I'm going to go have some fun with my fireman!!

Don't worry Scott- I'm sure there is some really nice guy out there for you too. Don't be jealous.
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

Melissa,
absolutely.

I'd go with 18 too.
Red Words to sell sex by

Vick and the other parents out there:

I need an old foogy check:

Do you think 9 is too young for belly button piercing?
_____________________


I have no kids - but YES it is way to young. Maybe 18...


Mike AI Come and play - what are you waiting for?

Vick and the other parents out there:

I need an old foogy check:

Do you think 9 is too young for belly button piercing?



MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

MikeAI

Scott is just jealous that he can't get a fireman....

Jealousy isn't a pretty thing.
____________

There is a lot of that going around now adays...


Mike AI Come and play

Melissa ... Thanks for the #'s
I'm running close to 30% check return but the sample is under 10,000 members

Thanks to everyone for the kind words
We are truely blessed

Am sure the kids will travel back and forth
Uncle Mike and Aunt Katie
Uncle Vick and Aunt Kate
Uncle Billy and Aunt Dee
...........

Yes he has my hair and looks (poor kid)
For piercings (all mine are out except tongue & navel) ,
that is up to him
He probably will be pierced (one of his Uncles is a tattoo artist and his Aunt is a body piercer )

Well off to a late dinner

Best to all,
Vick

MikeAI

Scott is just jealous that he can't get a fireman....

Jealousy isn't a pretty thing.
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

you are Episcopolian, aren't you?


YEP
Mike AI Come and play

What!! Do you think he knows I deal in porn? I'd never get him to go home if he did!! Its bad enough my dad asks me for passwords!

Might bring him to a party at CyberNetExpo,then again maybe not.




MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

I could not help myself it was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

I have no idea how MelissaD looks at all....

Serge you are right - Mel had some nice tits!!!
Mike AI Come and play

Ahh but a 23 year old Aussie firemen sure does a body good :)
MelissaD, Nobody is better than me!
Mon Aug 13 20:03:00 2001 - 65.81.1.240 - message #155822

Excuse me MelissaD, but aren't you like really huge??? Firemen ride pumpers not plumpers :))


Scott, How FAT can your wallet get
Mon Aug 13 21:06:45 2001 - 216.104.228.146 - message #155826
Mike AI Come and play

MikeAI,
I know why you liked seconf DotComCowboy's Cap....

you are Episcopolian, aren't you?
;-)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

Ahh does a body good..
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

************

Melissa,
please have him posted than Nobody's better than you!
;-)))
Serge

MikeAI, it has nothing to do with me,
it's Mels tits do the trick!!!

Dean,
got your e-

please leave your visiting card at
http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

;-))
Serge

Took me 4 months!!!

I might actually get out from behind the computer once in awhile.

And guess what? He's a fireman!!!

Although I do have a taste for 23 YO Aussie Firemen, I'm broading my horizons, and dating an American one :) Oh yeah and he surfs too!!

Ahh does a body good..
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Serge I think we have more responses in a few hours with your photo then we had in 5 days with Billys!! hahaha

Some very clever ones as well - dotcom cowboy had some funny ones!!


Mike AI Come and play

Will wonders never cease I have a date!!!
***********

darn,
as soon as I leave Florida-
she is getting social!
;-))
Serge

You know Slavdogg I can't honestly answer that right now but I will find out and report back :)


MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

Melissa, is it true that Revokes with ibill's ach is much higher than with WTS ?


Slavdogg

At school last year my daughter was asked what her mommy did for a job:

"She's a Pornographer"

Next day I was in a meeting with the teach and she mentioned, "I replied quickly no no Photographer."

Now when asked she says - my mommy works in the only industry to show a profit online.

Out of the mouths of babes!!!

I'm going to go. Will wonders never cease I have a date!!!

Have a good night and I'll be happy to provide more numbers in the morning :)


MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

more than a mouthfull is a waste
signguy

Vick,
your wife is very pretty, but your baby is beeeuuutiful.
I love them when they're little like that. Before they learn to talk back.
:-)

Red Words to sell sex by

Sure did Vick

Currently running at 20-30%

BUT thier aren't trails on checks average conversions from Trial to Rebill on credit cards is 50% and decline rates for checks is only 12% vs. 33% with credit cards.

More then makes up for the higher return check rate. Not to mention the retention is TWICE as long :)
MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

Vick,
BOTH are real cuties!!!

Sebathstian has YOUR hairs!

will you pierce him as well?
;-)))
Serge

Vick I consider you one of the Rocks the in indsutry - and very level headed.

When the day comes that I have children, we will ship them off to Uncle Vick's house - especially when it is time to learn how to talk and to communicate!! hahaha

Oh and if you need anyone to watch Kate for you - let me know! ;-) hehe

We have way to much in commone Vick - it is scary!


Mike AI

Melissa,
Sorry if I missed it but, do you have any numbers on amount of checks returned?
recently started accepting checks and the return number look a little high - some surfers CLAIM they didn't know the check was returned


" as far as kids are concerned, you'll find out that kids are tricky business. "
Yep, Another opportunity to learn and grow everyday, but these two make it easier
My lovely wife Kate
http://www.sebastianscove.com/me.jpg
Our Beautiful Son Sebastian
http://www.sebastianscove.com/Seb.jpg



Vick If you want to find me I'll be out in the sandbox

Yes I've known for over a year but I didn't have nice stats.


Now remember that checks, dialers, etc are all on top of credit cards.


Wow!! So why isn’t everybody cutting out the credit cards?

Here are several good reasons why:

1. Not everybody is comfortable putting in their checking account information, see the part above where I said checks, 900, and dialers don’t take away from credit cards.
2. Its still 7 to 10 days for a check to clear, all that time the surfer has access, leaves the same taste in my mouth as free trails.
3. Currently there is no federal statue in the US that says anyone who has a checking account is considered a legal adult (there is for credit cards), I’m sure there are local laws BUT…


MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

np Melissa.
Glad you liked it
:)

Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) Words to sell sex by

Melissa,
Bill Parody Junior
http://achdebit.com
was saying it since 1997...
and his company was taking checks since 1996
(me, PureHardcore and Xpics used them on our pay sites FIRST)

what took you so long????
;-))


Serge Columbus discovered America!

Sorry Red :)


What is 3 TIMES MORE PROFITABLE THEN CREDIT CARDS??

Are you ready?







Are you sure?



CHECKS- Ready for the numbers?

Credit Cards ACH/Checks
Decline rates 33% 12%
Revoke Rates vs. Trial to 1st rebill * 50% 20-30%
Drop after 1st rebill 25-27% 15%
Retention (X = average retention) X 2X
Processing fees 10-15% 15%

So let’s plug some numbers in there apples to apples you know and we’ll go with worst case for ACH/Checks and best case for credit cards.

So off the top you will get 21% more sign ups through on checks. But we’ll start with 100 sign ups of each.

Credit Cards ACH/Online Check
% Sign ups Dollar Value % Sign ups Dollar Value
Revoke Rates vs. Trial to 1st rebill * 50% 50 30% 70
Drop after 1st rebill 25% 37.5 15% 59.5
Retention (# after 1st rebill drop * x (average months retention)) 1.75 months 37.5 $1965.46 3.5 months 59.5 $6237.08
Processing Fees 10% $196.54 15% $935.56
Totals $1768.92 $5301.52


Forgive me if these tables don't come out right the whole picture will be up on CyberSpasm.com this week :)


MelissaD Nobody is better than me!

SykkBoy,
you will always have my respect,
I remember you from the good ole days, and I look at you as a PERSON, and you do not have _any_ association in my head with dig and his company.
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

what is 3 TIMES MORE PROFITABLE THEN CREDIT CARDS?????

tell the truth!!!!
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

For the record, I didn't whine about money....I mentioned the fact that I had to relo due to the fire wiping out everything and Dig offered to help

as for helping someone with a "paultry" amount...hey it got things back on track for me...how many here could lose everything in a fire and fully recover while the insurance company drags their ass? I know there are several who could...but it doesn't matter Dig helped someone in need...

I haven't commented on the goings on between Dig and Oprano as I wasn't involved so it wasn't my call...

excuse me now, I have to go check on some double opt-in commercial email ;)))
SykkBoy

Vick,
as far as kids are concerned,
you'll find out that kids are tricky business.

Did you see KK and Webfather piss today?

I'd cut KK's throat if she haven't promissed to take my daughter for 4 weeks next summer to her house and share her business wisdom.

I'd cut Webfather's throat,
if he haven't built game room at his place just for my kids when they visit Florida....

I think I'll send next summer Webfather, my daughter, to visit KK and myself get to the game room and
play my heart out!
;-)))

BTW,
NOBODY owes me ANYTHING,
we ALL were in it together, we ALL made money doing it,
we are ALL even now!
;-))
Serge

RRed your quote was my favorite!! I laughed and laughed, another example of my twisted sense of humor, good to know others share it :)
********************
Oh no. Melissa, 2 R's? Now neither RRRed nor I will know who you're talking about.
:-)
Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) I've got talent I don't even know about

Shameless SPAM!!

Thanks Serge :)

http://www.cyberspasm.com is the ultimate gay site resource.

Lots of good info and articles on navigating the gay market even if you are homophobic. Gay traffic pays!

End of Shameless SPAM

Can't believe no body as asked me what is 3 TIMES MORE PROFITABLE THEN CREDIT CARDS!!!
MelissaD The Ultimate Gay Site Resource

Melissa,
I'm sure you picked some of your wisdoms at
http://cyberspasm.com

tHE nEW wEBMASTRING rESOURCE
OF 21ST cENTYRY!!!

KUDOS!!!
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-)) the source of wisdom for ALL!

MelissaD makes some very good points
If you are going to go public make sure you house is in order and you have all the facts AND PERTINANT QUESTIONS!!!


On the subject of Piss

I watched the diggles420 nonsense go on a few days back and didn't post

(MikeAI & I are good friends and tend to have similar views so we often stick up for one another even though both of us have no problems expressing ourselves )


Didn't post this and please forgive me for waiting but one thing that struck a nerve ... diggles asked
Would you trust your children with MikeAI ???

YES!!! with no qualms and feel it would be a privilege! (so does my wife)
I can not imagine many people who are more upstading and would be a better influence on anyone including a child

When it comes to business MikeAI is an upstanding man who companies and word are BETTER THAN GOLD!


As for Serge, if he tells you something (and is serious ;- ) you can take that to the bank
Serge has made millions and PAID millions
On top of that he is an intellegent man who is not afraid to share his wisdom
Many of us in this business owe Serge a debt

Best to all,
Vick Off my soapbox now ;-=)

Thanks Serge, wonder where I learned that?

hundreds of sign ups - $xxxxx
2 days of pissing - $xxxxx

Getting the wire and being right - priceless

:)

MelissaD Nobody is better than me

Melissa,
this is VERY solid advice!
VERY SOLID!
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

HAHAHA I always call collect Serge, only way we can call from Prison!

hahaha


Mike AI Round 2 of Caption contest - Funny photo of Serge!

Bell

Please take my two cents and understand that I just went through a similar situation. (happily it was resolved)

If you go to the boards, have all your facts straight, make it a last resort, and DON'T BACK DOWN!!

Present only the facts in the situation that pretains to you, and while there are times that things work out for the good, don't expect them to by taking them to the boards.

Remember: The best revenge is living well




MelissaD Nobody is better than me

Bell,
I'll modify MikeAI's comments-
Call COLLECT! if you are not satisfyed
;-)))
Serge

Bell I would modify Vick's comments... Call, if not satisfied then make a stink on the boards.

Sometimes one cannot travel cross country just to collect a few $$$.

I would have unlimited frequent flier points if I did that...


Mike AI Round 2 of Caption contest - Funny photo of Serge!

Thanks Serge, didn't know Bell was was a guest from Voltar's

Bell (Evelyn ;-) ), Please forgive me for being so short with the answer

Is the sponsor in question in the US?

Do you have a contact number for them? (you can find it easily at http://www.networksolutions.com/cgi-bin/whois/whois )

Have you tried calling them?



Vick

Bell,
Vick is a GOOD guy and knows the business in and out

Vick,
Bell is our guest from
Voltar's
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html
Newbie Board,
please give her all help you can, thanks in advance!
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

NP Serge ;-)

Bell

Call the sponsor
Go there in person

Why take the answer you get in email
Especially if you don't like it
Vick

sorry, Vick, that what happens when one forgets to put the name
;-)

Vick, please meet Bell,

Bell, please meet Vick,


Serge

Ahem

I belive I am far from a gutless anon

I am IP 24.180.171.175

Now next question please
Vick

I got this in the mail today and thought it was very funny. Thought I would share my twisted sense of humor.

STRANGE SEX LAWS

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you
hope you never need surgery!)

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah!
Justice!)

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough problem
that they had to pass this law?)

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam,
though!!)

=================================

RRed your quote was my favorite!! I laughed and laughed, another example of my twisted sense of humor, good to know others share it :)

==================================

What I can give to webmaster community today is:

#1 method of buying a site online in Europe is . . . . DIALERS!!! with debit a close #2..

I've found something that is 3x more profitable then credit cards, send me a message and I'll tell you :)


God I love being a tease!!

15566387 ICQ

MelissaD Nobody is better than me

Bell~, some gutless ANON, LMK if you want him/her gone
Serge

ahhh ok :-))


TheEnforcer Wouldn't you like to start Making Bank?

Enforcer, just retype it WITHOUT using Enter key
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

who is IP: 24.180.171.175
Bell who is IP: 24.180.171.175

Shok,
just don't spend it all in one place, will you?
;_))
Serge

Ok.. the caption script didn't accept my submission!!




TheEnforcer Wouldn't you like to start Making Bank?

I cant think that far ahead Serge, you know that. :)

Shok Im not typing this

Shok, whatta you gonna do wiht the prize???
;-)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

I need a credit card sponsor that pays out to adult. Anybody know a good one? Hit me on icq 2508348

PimpSticky Good Paysites!, Bad PimpSticky!

woohoo I won I won!

*taking victory lap

*passing out

You love me, you really love me :)
hehe ok gotta top it

Shok A Pioneer :)

Bell ...
Why are you posting about it?
Pick and a phone and call them
Don't like the answer you get ....
then get on a plane and go in person to collect

Next ......
Stupid is as ... Stupid does

Webfather you have a great caption for http://www.oprano.com/caption.html the second photo. I am still laughing my ass off!!!



Mike AI Round 2 of Caption contest - Funny photo of Serge!

Yeah Bell, I do not know why you would be hiding these people. I would let it out who it is as well....


But I have always had a big mouth...
Mike AI

Bell,
if this have happened to me,
I'd go to every webmaster board out there and tell other webmasters to stay away from scum buckets...

"Don't ask Serge what he can do for you,
ask yourself what YOU can do for webmastering Community"
Serge

Maybe one of you guys would know what I should do now...

I just discovered one of my sponsors now has no way for me to check stats (I don't even see an option NOW where any webmaster can check their stats...)

I eMailed the sponsor to ask how i check stats now and was told that I'd have to resign up... that they didnt' have any info on me...

yeah right...

this is the first time a sponsor has burned me (in my opinion that's what has happened)...

I haven't mentioned them here but I will in eMail if anyone wants to know who they are....


grrrrrrrrrrr.... and they are on my main front door... (at least until I grab them the fuck off there.... and elsewhere...)


I hate dishonesty...

~Bell
Bell I'm pisssssed..... Serge dadddy.... what should I do now....???

Shok, can you do 2 for two???

here comes SECOND round
;-)))

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-)) .....or are you just happy to see me??? ;-)))

Serge have you seen the photo we are using for this weeks Caption contest?? I think we will get more submissions then last week.

Also people can make as many submissions as they want - they are not limited to one submission.

I know I have a bunch for this new one!


Mike AI

here are the final results:

Best Caption for Picture 1
entry1 (27 votes) 15.00%
entry2 (49 votes) 27.22%
entry3 (54 votes) 30.00%
entry4 (16 votes) 8.89%
entry5 (34 votes) 18.89%
(Total Votes: 180 )

Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

Congradulations Shok!!! Your smart-assness has finally paid off for you!


hahaha


Mike AI

CONGRATS!!!!

Shok, you are a winner!!!!!

http://www.oprano.com/picture01end.html

good job!!!!
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-)) Shok is a WINNER!!!

WebDad:

You forgot my favorite bumper sticker of all time....

"Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch"!

Saw that on a 72 Nova last week here in Cali...I don't know what was scarier, seeing that sticker..or seeing a 72 Chevy Nova that looked like it just rolled off the assembly line!

In Cali you can find a lot of crazy vintage cars....my friend just bought a "cherry" Pinto Brad you jealous?

only $800 bucks too! Surfboard included!
KB HerbalO sells!

in 3 mins the name of the FIRST
Cap Tournament will be revealed!
;-)
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

Mr James T Korbin,
please do not use word FAMILY around here, it has a lousy connotations when you do it.
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

I love ALL Korbin's
St.Nick

Ok Serge, no problem then.

James M. is my bastard-child and James K. was born to James M. out of wedlock. Do whatever you wish with the names of my disowned family members.

James T. Korbin

Mr James T. Korbin,
I am sorry,
but the James Korbin I talk about it
James M. Korbin Sr.
and
James K. Korbin Jr.

vaya con Dios...
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

On the lighter side.....

Here are some great bumper stickers:


1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

2) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me

4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

9) BEER:It's not just for breakfast anymore.

10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute

12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

16) My kid had sex with your honor student.

17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.

18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling

like the passengers in his car.

23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.

24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.

32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

36) CAT----- The Other White Meat

37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes

39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?

40) Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.

41) Welcome To Shit Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles

42) If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother.


Webfather Name that tune?

Everyone knows I am too busy trying to figure out how to make all those domains I bought for millions worth that again to bother talking about processing...
KK
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KK,
I'll buy all your domains at PAR
if you buy all my stocks AT PAR!!!

let me know how much cash you have on hand
;-)))

Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

Here's a deal for you Serge -- I've got a date with my son for homework very shortly --

I'll be back later, don't let anyone fall asleep waiting on me tho

;-}}}
KK

Serge,

Please stop throwing my name around your board like it is toilet paper. Keep it up and you will find a C&D on your doorstep tomorrow morning.


James T. Korbin