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Mike,

If you want to hear his story grab a pillow. He'll bore you then he'll start crying about it ;-)
GQ Ryan....who the fuck is Ryan??

MikeAI
"Battle Of The Internet Porn Whizkids"

http://www.lukeford.com/archives/updates/010429.htm

there is some good reading here about this ryan.
I remeber it because it flamed on netpond for a few days straight.
Moose

I don't run any station. I just do a show on PLR Radio on Tuesday nights from 9 to 11. No holds barred!! I just let anyone call in and bitch. I do some venting too. I have a lot of venting built up ;-)
GQ Ryan....who the fuck is Ryan??

Ryan you are misunderstanding... I only want to know the basics. I do not want to chat on ICQ and get all cuddley.... warm and fuzzy - longs hot showers.... none of that.

Mike AI Come on - Rock the Vote!!!!

GQ, what radio station do you run?
Serge ryans, click here and fuck off! ;-))

shoot me an icq if your really interested mike

ICQ#:116444242

Ryan Levi

Ryan what is your affiliation with GQ?? With Dig?
Mike AI Rock the Vote!!!!

GQ,
I don't like piss....our sponsors don't like piss,
MikeAOI doesn't approve piss,
I do everythign to prevent it from happeneing
;-)
Serge ryans, click here and fuck off! ;-))

eheh, now you have considering you

have to go through each one of my

posts to delete them ...
Ryan Levi

Serge,

I've learned something. People who have nothing love to bring down people who are successful because they are jealous.

Oh well....I'm just having fun venting ;-)

By the way Serge you'll have to come by and check out my radio show ;-) It's all about pissing and venting. I'm out of town this week but you'll have to come by next week. ICQ me and I'll tell you when my next show is ;-)

ICQ: 118088480
GQ Ryan....who the fuck is Ryan??

Ryan what do you do?? What sites do you run?? I have never heard from you or about you?
Mike AI Rock the Vote!!!!

GQ,
why some idiots can't get a clue?
;-))
Serge ryans, click here and fuck off! ;-))

Ryan....my curiousity is....who the fuck are you? Everyone seems to be asking. I know who I am ;-) I brought your ass to the boards I'll take you out!!
GQ Ryan....who the fuck is Ryan??

Oh lordy, everyone is bringing their moms into things...

My mom wears combat boots!

hahaha

Suckers!!!
Mike AI Rock the Vote!!!!

Ryan,

Tell you what Ryan...while you're talking about my mother. Why don't I call your parents up and show them your posts....oh wait...they won't be up long enough for them to see ;-)

Serge...do your thing ;-)
GQ Ryan....who the fuck is Ryan??

Ryan, do you even have 2 nickles to rub together??

No reason to bring anyones mothers into this....
Mike AI Rock the Vote!!!!

I am for outdoor stadiums, with real grass!

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The ONLY way a football game should be played.

You haven't truly enjoyed a game until you've seen one in Lambeau Field.

I was SOOOO happy that the voters here approved improvements on the stadium that won't alter it too much and will keep it the best place in the league to watch a game!!

Couldn't imagine the Pack playing anywhere else!!

TheEnforcer We're pithy as pithy can be!!

GQ,
I practically LIVE in Miami, I don't wanna GO there
;_))

I'll be in Maine at the time of the show and I hope I'll be in Vegas if it be ok by Korbin
Serge who is coming to dinner?

Condom is fine with me Serge
Meni Jenna Cash
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great!

I'll wear condom, can you wear diaphragm?
;_))

Serge who is coming to dinner?

Serge,

Very cool....I was wondering why you kept posting to him and he didn't have any posts.

You going to Miami? I want to meet you sometime.
GQ Ryan....who the fuck is Ryan??

Oh Enforcer I have no doubt about it... Philie has a terrible field. They need to get a better solution!

I am for outdoor stadiums, with real grass!

Mike AI Rock the Vote!!!!

GQ,
I don't waste my time with cretins,
I deleted his posts just to piss diggie off
;-))

normally I just ignore his kind
;-))
Serge who is coming to dinner?

The field was pretty messed up Mike. Saw Billick walking on it and it could have snapped an ankle quite easily!!

TheEnforcer We're pithy as pithy can be!!

Yeh Mike, sad to say that there are so many people and companies that don't treat this like a biz. If they sign binding contracts on a lark and don't honor them, then I could imangine what a contest would bring out in them...
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Sharpie I agree with this 100%

Mike AI Rock the Vote!!!!

Serge,

FYI...Ryan is nothing but a bitch. I paid for him to get his GED. I gave him a job and a place to live. Without jaYMan and myself he wouldn't know what the fuck a board was. He and four of his bitch ass friends think they can bring me down.

Don't waste your time with him Serge he's just an immature little bitch.

Nuff said!!
GQ Ryan....who the fuck is Ryan??

Condom is fine with me Serge
Meni Jenna Cash

http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2001/0813/1239051.html

Why has a football game ever been called of for bad astroturf??

Mike AI

I will sleep on it.
Sharpie
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hmmm...I personally would rather sleep with vibrator instead,
but I am a known pervert...
Serge who is coming to dinner?

Serge, whom did you pay to get your caption in the top five? (j/k) :^)

Lord Baltimore
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James Korbin
Serge who is coming to dinner?

Lord Baltimore, Serge was not eligible to win the prize since he is a member of the Oprano Staff...

http://www.oprano.com/caption01vote.html

Mike AI

Names!!!! Names!!!!! Names!!!!!! Names!!!!!!!! Names!!!!!!!!

I usually don't do that... but maybe it is time that people are held accountable. I will sleep on it.
Sharpie

Serge, whom did you pay to get your caption in the top five? (j/k) :^)

Lord Baltimore

If they sign binding contracts on a lark and don't honor them, then I could imangine what a contest would bring out in them...
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Names!!!! Names!!!!! Names!!!!!! Names!!!!!!!! Names!!!!!!!!

is Korbin involved?
Serge who is coming to dinner?

Sumrpal is in the lead!

good job!

http://www.oprano.com/caption01vote.html
Serge who is coming to dinner?

Mike LOL!

I am never witty...I sometimes have epiphanies, moments of clarity, and sobriety...but witty almost never...

I prefer to be charming, and ubiquitous.

-KB
KB HerbalO sells!

Monk are you trying to start WWIII over here??

;-)
Mike AI VOTE now, 23 hours and counting!

Fucking Germans!

Monk

Monk had to pull the Germans in!! Thanks Monk!!
Mike AI VOTE now, 23 hours and counting!

James Korbin has been found...hide your women and children!!!

http://www.hertling-genealogie.de/Karte_7372.htm

Monk

Sharpie are you claiming people in this industry would do something unethical!!?!?!

hahaha

We actually have a script that logs and does not let people vote more then once every 24 hours.

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

I am sure there are ways around it, but we know these people - I do not think anyone would do it - besides maybe SHOK! hahaha

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Mike AI VOTE now, 23 hours and counting!

OK guys, what keeps a contestent from setting there and voting for him/herself for hours? or is this the *honor* cough, cough, system?
Sharpie

Perhaps, KB, the reason that particular quotation was not an entry was because no one submitted it. I just realized I can be such a smartass sometimes.

I made me do it,

The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

KB not everyone could be picked as a finalist. I like that one, but it was not my choice. I was not one of the judges.

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Please go vote though for a winner...

Maybe next weeks contest you will have better luck. You are pretty dman witty when you want to be!
Mike AI VOTE now, 23 hours and counting!

Hey Mike,

How come one of the entries wasn't

"I saw the hippo fucker wearing a Kangol with the Indian from the Village people at this year's Players Ball"?
KB

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

OK folks voting time... every vote counts.

We will not stop until every vote is counted, and the great people of Oprano are heard!

- Al Gore
Mike AI

Serge I beleive Mr. Korbin and Mr. Hall worked on that big merger out west together. I heard the deal was one of the biggest cash deals in 20th Century. I would have loved to have their billable hours!

Mike AI

Mike - I can speak from experience here... Keith Hall won a hostile work environment suit against the Heavenly Host for me a few years back! I'm holding a staff position open for him down here on the 3rd Plane. He's even getting a parking space.

Damned if you do,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)

I leave KH on the shelf, he is in a glass enclosure that says " Break open when in deepshit, and need solutions fast."

Fortunnately I have never had to call on him, and would like to leave it that way. I spent years building up some credit, I do not want to haveto burn it up.

Mike AI

Keith Hall????

I'm out of here,
it was nice knowing you all, good bye, I resign
Serge People, is our server still up? or Meat's plane is missing!!!

whoops, sorry!
Serge People, is our server still up? or Meat's plane is missing!!!

James Korbin is a bad ass Serge, but remember my ace in the hole. Keith Hall.

Mike AI

Jayman, when you make link to the board
you gotta do it rught,
fuck is NOT a good link

try this:
Serge People, is our server still up? or Meat's plane is missing!!!

The next photo will be a classic, Serge may run me out of town!
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better me than
James Korbin...
Serge anybody needs Island Size tits???

For those of you who may be slow....

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Click on the photo to go vote...

Mike AI Vote early and vote often!!!!

OK well as we mentioned before it was very tough to whittle down over 90 great captions. We want to thank everyone for participating in it.

We also want everyone to keep their Witty Pithy hats on, because we will have a new photo in 2 days and start the contest back up. The next photo will be a classic, Serge may run me out of town! haha

OK time to vote!
http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

The voting will be open for 24 hours...

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Mike AI Vote early and vote often!!!!

I see a two on one coming....
/me checks zone alarm
/me loads gun

jaYMan

Serge the judges are trying to break out only 5 of the top captions. Beleive it or not this is VERY VERY difficult.

We know some people will be dissapointed, and of course we think that they are all winners!

Voting will be set up very shortly. The anticipation is killing me... ;-))

Mike AI TGP2 HQ
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MikeAI,
please POST ALL candidates and 5 finalists!

I know it is a hard task,
we got lots of great ones!
;-))

http://www.oprano.com/fungames.html

JayMan, care to be in the Jury?
Serge anybody needs Island Size tits???

Well, put it up Serge...

why is forced taglines not a good idea? Is this something that the regulars know that makes me look oh god, not up to date in oprano logic?

jaYMan --------------> fuck

Jordan only gives out company implants once a year and unfortunately Shok got this years pair :) It was to make up for his skinned knees...
RRRED Join4free

Serge I am glad you did not go bitching how Netpond stold the idea from Oprano! hahha
Mike AI TGP2 The NEXT Generation!

I wasn't reading this board when that happened.
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hmmm....I didn't know yyou were devoted reader, nice when the truth comes out
;_))

you haven't read this because it was never posted...
;-))
care to deduce yourself?
;-))

Serge anybody needs Island Size tits???

RRRED,
I'll talk with Jordan about it.

Last time I did,
he said you DESRVE bigger chest, compliments of AIS!
;-)))
Serge anybody needs Island Size tits???

I wasn't reading this board when that happened.

I'm curious now though, enlighten me!

teach me something!

Serge(here to help)
jaYMan -------------->

jaYMan,
you've been good today,
I'll ask you a simple board management question...and share some wisdom.

why did we get rid of forced tag lines???
;-))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

RRRRed, I can't help MikeAI,
but your problem may go away for a lousy $4000
;-)))

Yeah but the advertising for this board comes outta my paycheck! ;)
RRRED Join4free

MikeAI,
when the voting machines get ready????

this is NOT Florida, you know
;-)))
Serge (NoPiss4U...today ;-))

You own the dirt, you control the gig.

Who's the Dark One? I'm all loading up zone alarm and shit...

jaYMan -------------->

MikeAI - I am at a loss. I thought everyone knew you were a graduate of my management program. This whelp should know that sinister underhandedness, chicanery and back door dealings such as yours do NOT require any assuageance of misery vis'a vis' romance or "kissing". In fact, if you ever open my back door up and and DO attempt to KISS me I will proceed to knock you the fuck out.
I work in mysterious ways,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)
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yeah no kidding, maybe he has me mixed up with Nick!

hahaha

Mike AI TGP2 HQ

Don't ya wanna co-sponsor the island gig?

jaYMan
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hmm...I was thinking more alike buying the whole Island...

any idea How Much?
Serge No MORONS here! for the last 35 years!!

Ya know RRRed I thought you were not going to tell anyone about my small penis!!
Mike AI TGP2 HQ

Looks like there's no room for us MikeAI
RRRED Join4free
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RRRRed, I can't help MikeAI,
but your problem may go away for a lousy $4000
;-)))

Serge No MORONS here! ;-)))

Wait till you see the next photo we have!!! Serge might kill me!!
Mike AI
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Mike, I hope you do NOT
posting THAT photo....
Serge ryan levi on Parade

I just wanna slip into you bed, one more time Sergey baby
one more time

Meni
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Meni,
do you mind if I wear Condom this time?
;-))
Serge ryan levi on Parade

You are what people come to oprano to see... Morons on Parade!

Mike AI
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no, Morons on parade are another url!

http://www.oprano.com/morons.html

Serge ryan levi on Parade

On a possitive note, we will soon be picking 5 semi-finalist Captions for the Caption Contest.

http://www.oprano.com/picture01.html

Then from there we will have a vote, so everyone will get to vote and choose the winner of the Ca$h and the 2 free months of http://superpics.com

Wait till you see the next photo we have!!! Serge might kill me!!
Mike AI TGP2 HQ

I just wanna slip into you bed, one more time Sergey baby
one more time

Meni Jenna Cash

Red,
http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/Forum1/HTML/006950.html

hahahahahhahaha,
we are spreading
;-)))
Serge ryan levi, click and fuck off!

Good people of Oprano, just like I unilaterally put an end to the Evan debate. I do the same now with Dig. Everything is out on the table, it has been rehashed a million times.

I will no longer be making posts about it. Time for everyone to move on, and get back to business.

Mike AI TGP2 HQ

Can I stay in your house when I come down in September?
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Meni,
why would you wanna stay in my house????

you wouldn't know what 1/2 of the buttons are for
;-))
Serge ryan levi, click and fuck off!

Damn Dig you will not go away... Serge turned negotiations to me, I said 50/50 proejct to be on a new domain name.

You rejected that - and I know why. You were trying to mooch traffic and harness our momentum. You were not looking for a fair deal at all.

Oh and posting ICQs is tacky, and my be deemed illegal as well. It is surely unethical.

So while you question my loyalty, I hope others question your business ethics of posting private conversations held in ICQ.

People may want to be careful what they now discuss with you on ICQ and e-mail - especially as it pertains to business.

Again thanks Dig, I hope I keep getting blessed with non-partners like you!
Mike AI TGP2 HQ

Serge, my post was 'on topic'
pissing
get it?
Can I stay in your house when I come down in September?
does Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray live in Boca?
Donny said he went to a party in Boca, and he showed up
Meni Jenna Cash

Anyone see America Pie 2?
The pissing scene was hilarious
Meni
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Meni,
have you seen
Mickey Blue Eyes???
the auction scene was great!
;-))
Serge ryan levi, click and fuck off!

ok tough guy, let post 10581 stay and you won't hear another peep out of me!

dig420 Ready Set GO!!!
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hmmm...what a fucking lier!!!

it stays and he still
peeps and peeps and peeps....

Mike, go fuck with Dig and yourself,
I rather speak with normals than morons
;_)))
Serge ryan levi, click and fuck off!

Dig what is your claim to fame?? who have you ever partenred with?? Who are the people you do business with??

Name names....

I will put my partners and people I do business against yours anyday - it is a virtuall whose who....
Mike AI TGP2 HQ

Dig I laid out the people I have done business with, who are my partners the other day.

No one has ever complained about me being anything but loyal. Many times I am loyal to a fault...

There was no deal, you were not a partner or a friend - so what is there to be loyal to??

You tried making a deal that would only beenfit yourself - is that loyalty in your mind??

Come on son... a week and its still boring!

How many posts are on your jobs board?
Mike AI TGP2 HQ

Dig what does that show?? That you backed away from a deal, and that I said we will be competing with you in the future.

I do not see the Big deal??

Mike AI TGP2 HQ

and put THAT in your pearls section!

dig420 Ready Set GO!!!

Anyone see America Pie 2?
The pissing scene was hilarious
Meni Jenna Cash

then why have you deleted it every time it's been up? Doesn't look so good out in the light of day does it? :))

that's alright, I'm done as long as that post is there. All the webmasters who might have bought your morally upright and loyal businessman bullshit - NOW THEY KNOW!!

dig420 Ready Set GO!!!

you mean with BIG TITS and monster cocks???
;-)))
Serge

Looks like there's no room for us MikeAI
RRRED Join4free

Dig you can post all you want - they can all stay as long as you follow general rules like everyone else.

You are what people come to oprano to see... Morons on Parade!

Mike AI TGP2 HQ

I love fucking Las Vegas.

jaYMan Serge posts here to HELP!

I got big tits, am I in Serge?

send me my shit then fucka

jayman @ netpond.com
jaYMan living and learning!

you mean with BIG TITS and monster cocks???
;-)))
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Serge I lived on the island for 6 months and whatever turns you on i can find for ya ;-))
Jman You ain't there ???

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