while you were fucking around and going down the memory lane

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

I was having a surgery. No, not sex change operation, just a gallbladder removal. They brought me in pre-op around 9 am on Thursday, big black guy shaved me from nuts to nipples and I wished Sue was there with a camera, the picture of me being shaved BIG TIME would give lots of comfort to former Sergescash members

IV was put in, Sue was let in and...in about 20 mins I was getting one of the biggest hard-ons of my life (I have no idea what was in this IV). That was rather embarassing, and I begged her to change the subject and not talk about surgery but about something more tranquill instead, like the love to the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, the good 'ole topic from years long passed which ALWAYS produced the desired turn off results.

Modern Anesthesia
IS a miracle of the modern medecine. You are given few gulps of oxygen, one IV shot, small burning sensation and when you are about to complain that it burns too much you are awaken in your room and surgery is over. I can't recall if I got awaken on my own or because the catheter was taken out of my penis, but I do know now how one spells relief

Sue comes later on and tells me that they did remove the gallbladder but it is not the end of my troubles, there is some stone in the common bile duct which still blocks the duct. Next day I am back on the table with gastroenterologist who removes the stone thru the open mouth after I was given similar anesthesia and the stent was put in
http://gihealth.com/html/education/photo/ercpStent.html

Now I am back home, and can't drink wine for 10 days, the antibiotics I take don't mix well with alchohol.

Most memorable moment
12 hours after the surgery, with over 1000ml of IV in, still nothing was coming out. The nurse has given me the ultimatum:
either I pee on my own or they will put the catheter back. I was peeing 1 tea spoon a minute (boy, did it hurt!) but...the alternative scared me shitless.
I have to thank my new friends from Wine Spectator Board, they saved my life,
Grunhauser and GreenGrazi. When I couldn't pee to save myself, I closed my eyes, and pretended that I pee in their mouthes. THIS what did the trick! People, NEVER run out of images/people you'd like to pee on, you never know when it would come handy!

Sabby · 08-22-2005

Glad everything went well and I hope you are feeling better soon.

Sabby

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

after I checked the function of the main organ, I feel better already

cj · 08-22-2005

oh shit!!
i was just reheating chilli con carne & now I'm having trouble eating the beans ... they look like little stones ;/

look after yourself papa

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj

oh shit!!
i was just reheating chilli con carne & now I'm having trouble eating the beans ... they look like little stones ;/

look after yourself papa

why should I bother? I have my "mommy" for that

cj · 08-22-2005

i knew it ... he does it on purpose!! its all to get out of housework!!!

Lisa · 08-22-2005

Glad to hear you came thru it all ok Serge.

My sister had what was supposed to be a routine cholecystectomy a couple of weeks ago, but ended up staying in hospital for nearly a week. Post-op, her heart rate failed to return to normal levels and hovered around 39-41 for days. After a gazillion tests, and several cardiology consults, it was determined that she'd had a rare reaction to the carbon dioxide gas pumped into the abdominal cavity during the laproscopic surgery. Once her heart rate returned to normal levels 5 days after surgery, she was allowed home.

My mum and I were actually quite relieved that she'd stayed in so long (well, once it was determined it was nothing serious) cos with 4 kids, we knew there was no way she'd get the rest she was supposed to do post surgery...with almost a week in hospital she had no choice but to do not a damn thing.

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Lisa, there is nothing "routine" when intrusions are made inside your body. Hospital is not a fun place, despite of all the rumors about nurses taking advantage of you at night

Lisa · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Lisa, there is nothing "routine" when intrusions are made inside your body.

I'm realising this more and more (an age thing perhaps?).

Fortunately tho, both you and my sister are fine now.

cj · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

I'm realising this more and more (an age thing perhaps?).

nope!

(well yes you are old, but not its not an age thing)

hehehehhe

Lisa · 08-22-2005

Farrrrrrrrrrrrk off!

cj · 08-22-2005

;p

$tanDaMan · 08-22-2005

Serge, TG everything ended up ok! Stay healthy!

Peaches · 08-22-2005

Yikes! Glad EVERYTHING came out OK, Serge

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Peaches, I haven't answered your question about Washington, as we cancelled the trip at the last moment and I had nothing to contribute

Peaches · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Peaches, I haven't answered your question about Washington, as we cancelled the trip at the last moment and I had nothing to contribute

Just have Sue write me a note explaining your absence

I've postponed it for now. I think I'm going to spend that weekend shopping until I drop and then try to get to the YP Mexico trip in Sept. Late October I might be able to head there tho - still playing around with it

Trev · 08-22-2005

Serge,

I'm glad everything went well and here's to a quick recovery.

gonzo · 08-22-2005

I still hate hospitals. Heres to a fast recovery Serge.

Anthony · 08-22-2005

So, can I bring anything over? Wine, cheese, Depends?

Newton · 08-22-2005

Glad you are out, and on the road to recovery .. gently does it ..

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton

Glad you are out, and on the road to recovery .. gently does it ..

YOU do IT gently...I don't know how

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

So, can I bring anything over? Wine, cheese, Depends?

naaahhh....just bring the catheter and I'll show you how GOOD it feels when it's removed

Forest · 08-22-2005

Hope your feeling better serge

If there is anything you need dont hesitate to call

Sharpie · 08-22-2005

Has anyone else noticed how mellow Serge has become in his 'old age...ahahahaha

Must be Sue's influence. He sounds like a 'happy man! (in spite of surgery)

good luck Serge, and I actually mean it:-)

Steady · 08-22-2005

Speedy recovery Serge...

ps: Don't ever loose your sense of humor, that will get you feeling better, faster.

Anthony · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

naaahhh....just bring the catheter and I'll show you how GOOD it feels when it's removed

Can we do some prostate stimulation at the same time, too?

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest

If there is anything you need dont hesitate to call

as a matter of fact, I DO:

1) 2 bottles of 1982 Chateau Lafite
2) diamond stud for a belly button (I have a hole there I can plug)
3) penis ring
4) Kama Sutra in Russian

what's your number?

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Can we do some prostate stimulation at the same time, too?

sure, sure, but first bring clean bill of health from Cristen.

Have she finally got what she wanted?

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharpie

Has anyone else noticed how mellow Serge has become in his 'old age...ahahahaha

Must be Sue's influence. He sounds like a 'happy man! (in spite of surgery)

good luck Serge, and I actually mean it:-)

Faye,
one would NEVER understand the true meaning of happiness untill catheter is removed from his/her urinal tract...

Peaches · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Faye,
one would NEVER understand the true meaning of happiness untill catheter is removed from his/her urinal tract...

I actually enjoyed having one there - I swear CT was conceived on my bladder and I felt I had to pee 24/7 when I was pregnant with him. They put that catheter in and I felt bliss for the first time in months

TheEnforcer · 08-22-2005

Glad to know you got through it ok Serge!

Anthony · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

sure, sure, but first bring clean bill of health from Cristen.

Have she finally got what she wanted?

She's getting it Sept 1st.

Oh, as well as her engagement ring.

Nickatilynx · 08-22-2005

I think you have such a gall saying Serge has mellowed! ;-)))

Welcome back Serge , I'm sure you will soon be pissing a stream.

Serge having trouble pissing , irony? ;-))

VooMan · 08-22-2005

Glad to hear you're doing well Serge. Your spirits are definitely in the right place.

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I think you have such a gall saying Serge has mellowed! ;-)))

Welcome back Serge , I'm sure you will soon be pissing a stream.

Serge having trouble pissing , irony? ;-))

your post is anatomically incorrect..
you confused the gallbladder with prostate gland

don't worry,
I'll set you all straight when I see you and show you exactly where it is,
just bring your own latex gloves and lube

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by VooMan

Glad to hear you're doing well Serge. Your spirits are definitely in the right place.

that's what she says

Nickatilynx · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

your post is anatomically incorrect..
you confused the gallbladder with prostate gland

don't worry,
I'll set you all straight when I see you and show you exactly where it is,
just bring your own latex gloves and lube

Did you just tell me to "come and fuck myself" ?

;-)

JoesHO · 08-22-2005

Serge, all my well wishes go out to you, and I wish you a speedy recovery

Vick · 08-22-2005

Glad to hear you're doing well as can be given the circumstances

Here's to you drinking and pissing better than ever soon,
I'll try drink enough to make up the difference in wine consumption in the meanwhile

and yes I know the relief removal of a catheter brings

DrGuile · 08-22-2005

Glad you're alright.

I dont have any penis jokes.

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

what kind of porner are you? EVERYBODY have penis jokes!

DrGuile · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

what kind of porner are you? EVERYBODY have penis jokes!

Here, just for you... no penis but....

The six paradoxes of communism:

Everyone has a job, but no one actually does any work.
No one actually does any work, but production targets are always reached.
Production targets are always reached, but the shops are always empty.
The shops are always empty, but everyone has all they need.
Everyone has all they need, but no one is happy.
No one is happy, but they always vote the Communists back in.

voodooman · 08-22-2005

Serge,

Glad your doing well my friend.

I had my shoulder operated on July 8th. You arent kidding bout that anesthesia, one breath and its over. Amazing!

SykkBoy · 08-22-2005

Glad your surgery went well, Serge

I'm getting ready to legally have my asshole removed...but I'll still have to allow her to visit the kids a couple times per year...

Dravyk · 08-22-2005

Happy everything went well, Serge!

Of course if the nurse knew what she was doing, she'd have just shown you a message board and you would have been able to piss easily!

Forest · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

as a matter of fact, I DO:

1) 2 bottles of 1982 Chateau Lafite
2) diamond stud for a belly button (I have a hole there I can plug)
3) penis ring
4) Kama Sutra in Russian

what's your number?

2 bottle? 1 for me and one for you?

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile

Here, just for you... no penis but....

The six paradoxes of communism:

Everyone has a job, but no one actually does any work.
No one actually does any work, but production targets are always reached.
Production targets are always reached, but the shops are always empty.
The shops are always empty, but everyone has all they need.
Everyone has all they need, but no one is happy.
No one is happy, but they always vote the Communists back in.

good one!

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodooman

Serge,

Glad your doing well my friend.

I had my shoulder operated on July 8th. You arent kidding bout that anesthesia, one breath and its over. Amazing!

yeah, I am doing so well, I fixed the sprinklers in the yard

I can't wait to see you in October in Florida!

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest

2 bottle? 1 for me and one for you?

why? I CAN drink both, even in my condition

Gimme a call, I lost your number...

Winetalk.com · 08-22-2005

Sykk,
you getting the kids AND having your ass removed??????????

You are too generous for your own good.

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Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	while you were fucking around and going down the memory lane I was having a surgery. No, not sex change operation, just a gallbladder removal. They brought me in pre-op around 9 am on Thursday, big black guy shaved me from nuts to nipples and I wished Sue was there with a camera, the picture of me being shaved BIG TIME would give lots of comfort to former Sergescash members IV was put in, Sue was let in and...in about 20 mins I was getting one of the biggest hard-ons of my life (I have no idea what was in this IV). That was rather embarassing, and I begged her to change the subject and not talk about surgery but about something more tranquill instead, like the love to the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, the good 'ole topic from years long passed which ALWAYS produced the desired turn off results. Modern Anesthesia IS a miracle of the modern medecine. You are given few gulps of oxygen, one IV shot, small burning sensation and when you are about to complain that it burns too much you are awaken in your room and surgery is over. I can't recall if I got awaken on my own or because the catheter was taken out of my penis, but I do know now how one spells relief Sue comes later on and tells me that they did remove the gallbladder but it is not the end of my troubles, there is some stone in the common bile duct which still blocks the duct. Next day I am back on the table with gastroenterologist who removes the stone thru the open mouth after I was given similar anesthesia and the stent was put in http://gihealth.com/html/education/photo/ercpStent.html Now I am back home, and can't drink wine for 10 days, the antibiotics I take don't mix well with alchohol. Most memorable moment 12 hours after the surgery, with over 1000ml of IV in, still nothing was coming out. The nurse has given me the ultimatum: either I pee on my own or they will put the catheter back. I was peeing 1 tea spoon a minute (boy, did it hurt!) but...the alternative scared me shitless. I have to thank my new friends from Wine Spectator Board, they saved my life, Grunhauser and GreenGrazi. When I couldn't pee to save myself, I closed my eyes, and pretended that I pee in their mouthes. THIS what did the trick! People, NEVER run out of images/people you'd like to pee on, you never know when it would come handy! __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?

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