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Old 10-06-2005   #1
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according to GFY you all are a bunch of broke has beens....

can you teach me to be a broke has been? I have been tryin for years, but all I can seem to muster up is these damn checks every 1-2 days that put me far from that goal!!!!
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Old 10-06-2005   #2
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No, but I hear if you go to JBM you'll have riches beyond all belief, women will leave their husbands for you, pornstars and famous actresses will stalk you until you lay them, ferocious pitbulls will coo at your feet and ask to be petted, coldsores and acne will go away overnight, the IRS will send you massive refunds, the FBI will be your best friend, and your dick will double in size!
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Old 10-06-2005   #3
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Jace, every smart boxer knows -
one should retire at the top of their game. Our fault is that we topped early in the golden years, when gold was laying on the pavement.


Come backs are a bitch. Ask Mike Tyson, if you don't beleive me.
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Old 10-06-2005   #4
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Serge a comeback can be a bitch, However the player can definatly become the coach and direct a team to several more championships under his guidance.
shelf life of a player 5- 10 yrs shelf life of a great coach ( better than being appointed supreme court jester err I mean justice)
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Old 10-06-2005   #5
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Serge a comeback can be a bitch, However the player can definatly become the coach and direct a team to several more championships under his guidance.
shelf life of a player 5- 10 yrs shelf life of a great coach ( better than being appointed supreme court jester err I mean justice)
And some coaches end up earning more as a coach and in the media than they ever earned as a player
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Old 10-06-2005   #6
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All I know is that Joe's new place is Half a Million.

He's got to be doing something right!
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All I know is that Joe's new place is Half a Million.

He's got to be doing something right!
Whereas Brand0n's room at his mum's is worth $5.50 .
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BrANDON is not fit to even be te guy that picks up the jockstraps and dirty tyowels in the locker room. he is and always will be just a disgruntled fan. watching from the sidelines always telling the TV set a better play or yelling at the team.
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BrANDON is not fit to even be te guy that picks up the jockstraps and dirty tyowels in the locker room. he is and always will be just a disgruntled fan. watching from the sidelines always telling the TV set a better play or yelling at the team.
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Could someone please second this so I can add it


Edit: WTF am I talking about, Nicks nominations need no seconding!
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Bunch o' has beens are ya? And here I thought I was a good judge of character.... so much for that... I guess I'll have to go over to GFY since they said you were all a bunch of morons.

I mean really. If you're going to learn something... Naturally the best way to do that isn't to talk with and learn from people who have done that thing for 10 years.... but go instead to the people that just set up their first hosted gallery last week and find out how they're rolling in the cash.

Obviously, I've wasted my time here
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ok trev I'll second it
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I didn't realize that the average GFYer was making so much money! I guess those 15 year olds, with the hand-me-down PCs, living in their parents basements, make more than I had ever thought!

I rarely post on GFY as I cannot handle a place where Post Count is considered the measurement of success. I even had a guy call me a Newbie a couple of years ago, and tell me that I had better get some experience in the business before making posts on GFY!

We have used GFY when looking for graphic work and the like, and I do use Post Count in my judgement in hiring. If their post counts are high, I don't hire them! My attitude is if you are sitting on a damn board all day, with a post count of 25,000, you're not really serious about actual work. I also won't hire someone who sells their Signature. My reasoning is that if your good at what you do, and successful, you would use that Sig for yourself. But hey, that's just me

I would take the slam as a compliment. At least they are thinking about you
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I didn't realize that the average GFYer was making so much money! I guess those 15 year olds, with the hand-me-down PCs, living in their parents basements, make more than I had ever thought!

I rarely post on GFY as I cannot handle a place where Post Count is considered the measurement of success. I even had a guy call me a Newbie a couple of years ago, and tell me that I had better get some experience in the business before making posts on GFY!

We have used GFY when looking for graphic work and the like, and I do use Post Count in my judgement in hiring. If their post counts are high, I don't hire them! My attitude is if you are sitting on a damn board all day, with a post count of 25,000, you're not really serious about actual work. I also won't hire someone who sells their Signature. My reasoning is that if your good at what you do, and successful, you would use that Sig for yourself. But hey, that's just me

I would take the slam as a compliment. At least they are thinking about you
Good points Danny!
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I am a broke never been If you'd like some advice on that, I'm your source
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I am a broke never been If you'd like some advice on that, I'm your source
Damn Peaches, you stole my thunder, maybe we can get together and do a Seminar at the next Internext.
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Whereas Brand0n's room at his mum's is worth $5.50 .
Now, now, Nick...this I simply will not have. No bashing, however indirect, of this individual's mum. Hasn't the poor woman suffered enough?


Now I'm going to contemplate someone calling DannyCox a newbie for a while. That one just caused me to make a gurgling noise.
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Where is the signup sheet for the Seminar?

Oh...

wait.

I'll not be going. I'm a neverbeen, and can't afford such things.

Perhaps a pdf summary will be offered for free download.
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according to GFY you all are a bunch of broke has beens....

can you teach me to be a broke has been? I have been tryin for years, but all I can seem to muster up is these damn checks every 1-2 days that put me far from that goal!!!!
I can help with the boke part... just send your money to me!
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I can help with the boke part... just send your money to me!
Poor girl can't even afford an "r", for R-n's sakes!
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