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Originally Posted by DrGuile

Here, just for you... no penis but....

The six paradoxes of communism:

Everyone has a job, but no one actually does any work.
No one actually does any work, but production targets are always reached.
Production targets are always reached, but the shops are always empty.
The shops are always empty, but everyone has all they need.
Everyone has all they need, but no one is happy.
No one is happy, but they always vote the Communists back in.

good one!