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"When the tab comes [and youve ordered wine, booze, appetizer and the most expensive item on the menu you think you can score] all that successful player shit youve been selling doesnt hold water if you suddenly become distracted and dont even try to offer up some money.
BONUS DOS TIP - Try leaving the tip. We all know that you only make $10 an hour. At least you will appear to have some juice."
Check out the new issue of The F.U.B.A.R. Times , read the "Uninvited"