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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack@Dec 3 2003, 01:01 PM
I'd like to adopt a child for the month I am in Europe. Most of my time will be spent in Amsterdam.
Duties to include: getting my food, rolling my joints and keeping my beer glass filled.
Oh, they have to pay for their own airfare.
Now where do i sign up?
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Don't they have young teenage whores over there in Amsterdam? Just pick one up when you get there and save yourself some trouble.
You could even make her call you "Daddy" just for kicks.