Okay, Kevie Babe, I have a message from Mitchell Mitnick, your uncle. He said you have never paid him one cent of the $10,000 you owe him. He has an emergency at this time, and he needs for you to call him and help him out.
Mitchell Mitnick
818-590-2230
Uncle Mitchell gave me permission to post this information. He needs to hear from you, Kevin, immediately.
Now's the time to help out a sick relative who needs you. You may get away by being an asshole to me, but Uncle Mitchell is in dire straits and must hear from you tonight.
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