Let's get back to the important stuff... like Serge saying my ass is small.
You have my undying gratitude for that, Serge
Don't doubt Confucy's html prowess - well, at least I've seen her brighten up photos and post them on one of Lew Payne's websites (most likely totally unbeknownst to him). So at the very least, she can FTP. That puts her above 90% of her AOHell brethren.