Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

according to GFY you all are a bunch of broke has beens....

can you teach me to be a broke has been? I have been tryin for years, but all I can seem to muster up is these damn checks every 1-2 days that put me far from that goal!!!!

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

No, but I hear if you go to JBM you'll have riches beyond all belief, women will leave their husbands for you, pornstars and famous actresses will stalk you until you lay them, ferocious pitbulls will coo at your feet and ask to be petted, coldsores and acne will go away overnight, the IRS will send you massive refunds, the FBI will be your best friend, and your dick will double in size!

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

Jace, every smart boxer knows -
one should retire at the top of their game. Our fault is that we topped early in the golden years, when gold was laying on the pavement.
:)

Come backs are a bitch. Ask Mike Tyson, if you don't beleive me.

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

Serge a comeback can be a bitch, However the player can definatly become the coach and direct a team to several more championships under his guidance.
shelf life of a player 5- 10 yrs shelf life of a great coach ( better than being appointed supreme court jester err I mean justice)

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

And some coaches end up earning more as a coach and in the media than they ever earned as a player :)

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

All I know is that Joe's new place is Half a Million.

He's got to be doing something right! :)

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

Whereas Brand0n's room at his mum's is worth $5.50 .

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BrANDON is not fit to even be te guy that picks up the jockstraps and dirty tyowels in the locker room. he is and always will be just a disgruntled fan. watching from the sidelines always telling the TV set a better play or yelling at the team.

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

:-pearl:

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

Could someone please second this so I can add it :yowsa:


Edit: WTF am I talking about, Nicks nominations need no seconding!

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

Bunch o' has beens are ya? And here I thought I was a good judge of character.... so much for that... I guess I'll have to go over to GFY since they said you were all a bunch of morons.

I mean really. If you're going to learn something... Naturally the best way to do that isn't to talk with and learn from people who have done that thing for 10 years.... but go instead to the people that just set up their first hosted gallery last week and find out how they're rolling in the cash.

Obviously, I've wasted my time here

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

ok trev I'll second it

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

Oh the sheer irony :lmao1:

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I didn't realize that the average GFYer was making so much money! I guess those 15 year olds, with the hand-me-down PCs, living in their parents basements, make more than I had ever thought!

I rarely post on GFY as I cannot handle a place where Post Count is considered the measurement of success. I even had a guy call me a Newbie a couple of years ago, and tell me that I had better get some experience in the business before making posts on GFY! :blink:

We have used GFY when looking for graphic work and the like, and I do use Post Count in my judgement in hiring. If their post counts are high, I don't hire them! My attitude is if you are sitting on a damn board all day, with a post count of 25,000, you're not really serious about actual work. I also won't hire someone who sells their Signature. My reasoning is that if your good at what you do, and successful, you would use that Sig for yourself. But hey, that's just me ;)

I would take the slam as a compliment. At least they are thinking about you :okthumb:

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Good points Danny!

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

I am a broke never been :) If you'd like some advice on that, I'm your source ;)

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

Damn Peaches, you stole my thunder, maybe we can get together and do a Seminar at the next Internext.

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

ahahahahahahahaha

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Now, now, Nick...this I simply will not have. No bashing, however indirect, of this individual's mum. Hasn't the poor woman suffered enough?:blink:


Now I'm going to contemplate someone calling DannyCox a newbie for a while. That one just caused me to make a gurgling noise. :unsure:

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

I can help with that ...

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

Where is the signup sheet for the Seminar?

Oh...

wait.

I'll not be going. I'm a neverbeen, and can't afford such things.

Perhaps a pdf summary will be offered for free download.

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

Oprano is never short of ideas ;)

Re: Can you all teach me to be a broke has been?
 

I can help with the boke part... just send your money to me! :yowsa:

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Poor girl can't even afford an "r", for R-n's sakes! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

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See?! :yowsa: