You can never have too many shoes!
Now, THAT'S a subject line that gets my attention! LOL |
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I prefer: subject: Your mother is dead. ...against you looking at this site. :) and Good morning Oprano :) Last edited by Nickatilynx at Sep 18 2003, 09:52 AM |
Haha, those are both pretty sweet lines to grab your attention.
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What happened to 'Nickbot? He was cool :P
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I've gotten so many Viagra and refinancing spams that say "Your account is overdue!" that I'm going to end up deleting it if I ever received a VALID one! :headwall:
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So am I! ;)
TheNickBot is being upgraded, sharpie. ;) Btw I'm sorry about your problem with stp. But in your case,its not my responsibilty. If I was responsible for all,I'd be bankrupt ;) Sorry. |
peaches,
give me your email, and as if by magic, they'll stop ;-)))) |
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Nick you got any ideas? :D |
Trev,
ahahahahaha. Not me. I reckon its just a love letter from that nutter confucy. :yowsa: But do us a favour.Forward it on to me.I'm interested ,well the wife is. :) |
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It's about 500 different email addresses. It would take more time to type them all than delete them when they come in. :okthumb: Thanks for the "info" though! :) |
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Oh yeah,................. Bullshit!!!! :yowsa: :agrin: |
Un.uhh.....
100% verifiably totally provable true...... I am one of the rare people who suffer from LDD (Long Dong Disorder)... If I was at home, I would even grace you by posting the pics.... But I don't have access to my photoshop...err... I mean photo album (thats the ticket) here, so you will have to wait....... They will be real...I mean it...really............ trust me....... :nyanya: |
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Great ,my monitor is now covered in a lovely combo of coffee and snot! :agrin: |
That reminded me of an old old joke.........
A guy is driving through a small western town and he stops at a bar. He goes on in. Regular old bar, but behind the bar is a big picture window looking out over a pasture and in the pasture there is a horse. Above the bar is a sign that says "If you can make my horse laugh, you will win $100.00 and get to drink free all night". The guy goes to the bartender, orders a beer and then tells the bartender that he wants to try to make the horse laugh. The bartender tells him ok, but warns him that the sign has been there 10 years and nobody has won yet. The guy goes out the back door into the pasture. The bar patrons all gather around the bar to watch through the window. The guy goes up to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear and amazingly the horse just starts laughing and laughing. The horse laughs so hard that he ends up lying on the ground and rolling on his back. The guy goes back into the bar and collects his winnings and stays to drink free for a few hours. He then says goodbye to his new friends and continues his trip. A few weeks later he is returning from his trip and goes through the same town, so he stops at the bar again. The sign has been changed and now reads "If you can make my horse cry, you will win $100.00 and get to drink free all night". The guy decides to try his luck again. Once again he goes into the pasture and the bar patrons all gather to watch. This time he walks around, out of sight on the far side of the horse. The patrons can not see what is happening, but all of a sudden the horse just starts crying and crying... He bawls so much you would have thought he was having a breakdown. Once again the guy goes in and collects his winnings. This time though the bartender hits him up with "lookit fella, my sign was up there for ten years and nobody could make my horse laugh, you come in and in two minutes you have him laughing, then you come back and in two minutes you have him crying, how'd you do it". The guy leans back against the bar, takes a sip of his drink and tells the bartender, "Well, when I wanted to make him laugh, I just told him my dick was biger then his. When I wanted to make him cry, I showed him" :yowsa: |
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Nick you got any ideas? :D[/b][/quote] Just hold tight, it'll probably get worse when I release the new proggie this week ;-)))) |
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Could really mess up your sex life... we'd have to start calling you Bubba@ilynx ;-)) |
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This one is my favorite spam for a penis enlargment !!
http://users.oznetcom.com.au/~mediablue/betterway2.jpg Last edited by HoneyBlond at Sep 19 2003, 05:51 PM |
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its funny browsing the 'catch all' email account - the address vibrator@purve has been farmed a few years ago after a contest that had a lot of se listings - it gets about 30 - 50 emails a day with titles like 'dear vibrator, enlarge your penis' or 'dear vibrator, got debt?' :biglaugh: |
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I love it :okthumb: Does dear vibrator get offered Viagra as well... hmm... imagine that :yowsa: |
yes!!
but i never let my vibrator read its email unsupervised ... :biglaugh: |
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