After a long stint in Miami for Internext I decided I needed a "little hair of the dog" to get me back in working mode.

So we had a little Global Warming event at the biker bar up the street from the office.

No big deal I just needed to unwind so I hung out with the Crazy White Devil Woman and her roommate for a few drinks.

Now you all know that one of these outings NEVER goes without an event. And this was no exception.

Things were...

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Lunch time at this job has proven to be the most interesting of any Ive ever had.

I dont go out very often ...matter of fact I worked from home for 3.5 years and didnt go out a dozen times during that span.

But an office environment has a different dynamic that my old home office.

Yesterday I went to lunch with April Lemiuex [not Young April King] and Big Bill [husband of adult star Victoria Givens]....

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I think part of the reason the boys had me do this relocation was the fact that they knew I had become a bit of a social retard.

I thought I was well on the way to recovery but a recent sickness gave way to a reminder. The combination of being a retard and truely not giving a shit what anyone thinks about me doesnt help out a lot.

It started after a night with the CWDW at the local screening of Iron Man. Late night dinner wasnt in the cards so I mikeywaved a couple of...

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You never know when or where you will run into someone that is popular with the media. Anyone can be a star it seems with the popularity of the web combined with YouTube and personal blogs.

Last night I brushed against of of them TV star types at Maggianos in Charlotte,NC.

You can tell when someone is either a Z list star or they are just looking for be seen a lot of times by the way they are dressed.

I was having dinner at the bar because its way easier...

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Friday night I got talked into going to a Cash Bash.
Thats where 5 cover bands play in one night covers of the Man in Black ,Johnny Cash. And true to form since Ive been up here this was destined to be another fucked up night.

My local tour guide recommended this place called the Cajun Queen for its nonsnooty atmosphere but instead we found ourselves in the hangout for the supposed local Blue Bloods.

After an hour wait [they arent very good at this] we were crammed...

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