View Full Version : I have a great money making idea....it cannot fail
softball
08-13-2012, 07:19 PM
Here's the deal. You create a tube site with a whole lot of stolen content and a membership area. When the sucker....oops I mean potential client clicks on an image....he is immediately directed to another tube site, with totally unrelated content....and a really loud voice screams....NEVER PAY FOR PORN AGAIN....and make sure that it is impossible to find and stop. It is absolutely perfect for those surfing at work or upstairs when the kids and wife are at home. It edgy, raw, and dangerous. Then when the prospective client tries to close the page or return to the content he is really interested in....like mature women and not teenage dwarf farting nymphos....you don't let him. You ask him if he is sure he wants to leave the page and when he clicks yes.....you open a video and ten pop unders and five pop ups....and another LOUD VOICE telling him how he can make his pathetic penis as big as a negro. By now, his wife is pounding on the door, or the boss is heading over....so guess what? He has to buy something to shut the fucking voice off. But here is the real kicker...there is nowhere to actually spend money because that link opens yet another video.
I tell you, if you try this plan, it can't fail. You will get rich.
Maybe I should post this at GFY. It might give one of the Bros an idea and we can all share the huge pot of gold at the end of this porn rainbow.
Yes spam is profitable, but so is putting a gun to someones head and taking their money. Or if you want to become an even bigger thief, become a politician and make it illegal for them not to give you their money.
Every one of you are a problem, not a solution. Pathetic.
softball
08-21-2012, 09:01 PM
Yes spam is profitable, but so is putting a gun to someones head and taking their money. Or if you want to become an even bigger thief, become a politician and make it illegal for them not to give you their money.
Every one of you are a problem, not a solution. Pathetic.
lol
EmporerEJ
09-07-2012, 08:52 AM
Yes spam is profitable, but so is putting a gun to someones head and taking their money. Or if you want to become an even bigger thief, become a politician and make it illegal for them not to give you their money.
Every one of you are a problem, not a solution. Pathetic.
So, what is the solution?
So, what is the solution?
Simple Honesty and Bravery
EmporerEJ
09-10-2012, 01:30 PM
Simple Honesty and Bravery
Gee, tell us more uncle bob? Will good triumph over evil? just like the storybooks?
And while I have my own issues with rhetorical, I don't think he/she/it is part of this problem......(nor am I.)
softball
09-11-2012, 01:45 AM
Its he, btw....but you and I are not part of this problem. Damn, after all these years, we actually agree on something.
So EJ being an asshole is something to be proud of? Or hey, it's the only way you can make money, so that justifies it?
But hey if you think spam is so fucking great, enlighten me.
...enlighten me.
The entire thread is sarcasm :waving:
Sarcasm is cool, I have never been any good at reading between the lines.
gonzo
09-15-2012, 04:39 AM
Sarcasm is cool, I have never been any good at reading between the lines.
:wankit::wankit:
gonzo
09-15-2012, 04:39 AM
Sarcasm is cool, I have never been any good at reading between the lines.
:wankit::wankit:
gonzo
09-15-2012, 04:39 AM
Sarcasm is cool, I have never been any good at reading between the lines.
:wankit::wankit:
I got you 2 since Ive been remiss.
Whatever Gonzo. To what value? Childish games are childish games. If that's what get your rocks off. I truly do not care. And if that is all the more your life amounts to, well it's your life, do with it as you wish. I can only think lessor of you for such, but if I'm the brunt of a joke, hey glad to give you a smile, and I still don't care. It has no value. Although getting you to grow up might have some value.
softball
09-17-2012, 02:56 PM
Although getting you to grow up might have some value.
nah......prolly not
gonzo
09-17-2012, 04:15 PM
nah......prolly not
Im crushed. Ive made a sigwhore unhappy.
softball
09-17-2012, 05:05 PM
I believe you need a sig to qualify for that lofty title.
gonzo
09-17-2012, 09:41 PM
I believe you need a sig to qualify for that lofty title.
Sigbot ate it.
softball
09-17-2012, 10:43 PM
Sigbot ate it.
lololol.....
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