View Full Version : Just Watched Middle Men
gonzo
02-11-2011, 03:12 AM
The guys were right Chris Mallick has such an ego he had to make a movie about himself to feed it.
Interesting points in it..
- He takes credit for being the brains in what I suppose is supposed to be Epoch/Paycom. Funny those of us that were around know that this was a large business way before Chris was a part of it.
- If 247billing is supposed to be Epoch/Paycom then I guess that makes Clay and Joel drug addicts and pedos? At least thats how he portrayed them in the movie oh and morons.
I guess the most interesting point is this movie cost 20 million to make but didnt even crack a million at the box office. And after its released all the sudden epassporte cant pay? For a guy that in the movie fixes impossible problems I guess he found the first one he couldnt fix.
DannyCox
02-11-2011, 10:44 AM
Chris Mallick invented the Adult Internet! Deal with it!
gonzo
02-11-2011, 10:54 AM
Chris Mallick invented the Adult Internet! Deal with it!
He inventing a better way of jerking off!
And saved us from terrorists!
softball
02-11-2011, 01:49 PM
Porn people are terrible film makers. Why oh why do they think they are actually making films when they make porn vids? Kinda like those Boogie Nights guys.
EmporerEJ
02-12-2011, 02:57 PM
He inventing a better way of jerking off!
And saved us from terrorists!
No silly, that was me.
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Hell Puppy
02-13-2011, 05:13 AM
never let facts get in the way of a good story.
or in this case, never let facts get in the way of....a story...
RawAlex
02-13-2011, 10:45 AM
Mallick and Al Gore... two peas in a pod.
softball
02-13-2011, 11:37 AM
Mallick and Al Gore... two peas in a pod.
ahhhh....yeah..sure....right. Things that make your go hmmmmmm.
Evil Chris
02-14-2011, 11:21 AM
I still haven't seen it. I'm afraid it might make me sick.
gonzo
02-17-2011, 09:48 AM
Details magazine just broke it off in him
"After earning a fortune processing online-porn payments, Chris Mallick spent $32 million to make Middle Men, a movie about his fabulous rise. It bombed—but that was just the beginning of his problems. Inside the crash of Hollywood's most narcissistic film project."
tony404
02-17-2011, 10:43 AM
its not a documentary. But it was chris who said wait if we use lotion jerking off will go smoother, rumor has it he had serious financial interest in the jergens corporation. lol
gonzo
02-17-2011, 11:45 AM
its not a documentary. But it was chris who said wait if we use lotion jerking off will go smoother, rumor has it he had serious financial interest in the jergens corporation. lol
Nonono
HE INVENTED JERKING OFF!
I'm still fumed over the fact that I wanted to audition for a role in the movie and wasn't given the chance. lol...
DannyCox
02-17-2011, 06:10 PM
Sorry LAJ, you're just not sleazy enough! ;)
Sorry LAJ, you're just not sleazy enough! ;)
Haha... I'll take that.
gonzo
02-24-2011, 02:31 AM
http://www.details.com/culture-trends/critical-eye/201103/chris-mallick-middle-men?currentPage=1
RawAlex
02-24-2011, 05:50 PM
That article makes him out to be such a rube.
gonzo
02-25-2011, 01:47 PM
That article makes him out to be such a rube.
I wonder if Ron Cadwell and Tony Morgan still go over for Sunday dinner... he must be a good cook.
RawAlex
02-27-2011, 11:54 PM
I was actually thinking how tonight must be such a hard night for Chris Mallick.
He created the ultimate Hollywood blockbuster, with everything in it: stars, an interesting story, naked women, money, an uplifting tale of how a man got rich on the backside of everyone else. It was a boxoffice disaster.
On the other hand, you have "The Social Network" about a bunch of nerdy college kids who lucked onto something by accident, written by some nobody named Sorkin, that is nominated to an Academy award.
Life just isn't fair for Chris Mallick. He should be king.
EmporerEJ
02-28-2011, 06:24 PM
I was actually thinking how tonight must be such a hard night for Chris Mallick.
He created the ultimate Hollywood blockbuster, with everything in it: stars, an interesting story, naked women, money, an uplifting tale of how a man got rich on the backside of everyone else. It was a boxoffice disaster.
On the other hand, you have "The Social Network" about a bunch of nerdy college kids who lucked onto something by accident, written by some nobody named Sorkin, that is nominated to an Academy award.
Life just isn't fair for Chris Mallick. He should be king.
Not even Nominated!
Insult I say....Insult!
saw the movie inflight, it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be:rolleyes:
EmporerEJ
03-05-2011, 03:26 PM
saw the movie inflight, it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be:rolleyes:
Am I in it?
Am I in it?
are YOU ?? recognised a few people, , didnt see you ;)
EmporerEJ
03-05-2011, 06:01 PM
are YOU ?? recognised a few people, , didnt see you ;)
Oh, NOW I gotta watch it.
Put a bid in on Ebay.
I ain't gonna pay THAT much to watch it.
:-)
They actually made "backer Cards" for this movie.
Got his full 22 mill worth!
Oh, NOW I gotta watch it.
Put a bid in on Ebay.
I ain't gonna pay THAT much to watch it.
:-)
They actually made "backer Cards" for this movie.
Got his full 22 mill worth!
all bullshit aside, the movie is not that bad, bit of slow start, but its OK overall. Seen a whole bunch of people watching it in the plane on a couple of different trips:)
EmporerEJ
03-05-2011, 06:30 PM
all bullshit aside, the movie is not that bad, bit of slow start, but its OK overall. Seen a whole bunch of people watching it in the plane on a couple of different trips:)
Well, I got the perfect excuse for buying movies I wouldn't normally buy just for me....
24HRDVDS.com
:waving:
Well, I got the perfect excuse for buying movies I wouldn't normally buy just for me....
24HRDVDS.com
:waving:
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