If you havent heard - RealTouch is coming [Archive]

gonzo

01-02-2009, 01:37 AM

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=1676947

Oh and if you want to finally see what all the hype is about here is a peak before AEE.

http://www.realtouch.com

RawAlex

01-02-2009, 09:18 AM

Too bad the movie voice guy died.... "in a world of boring porn..."

gonzo

01-02-2009, 09:20 AM

Too bad the movie voice guy died.... "in a world of boring porn..."
We used local tallent!

miz_wright

01-02-2009, 10:55 AM

HUmmina hummina

LAJ

01-02-2009, 12:16 PM

Will I get to test drive one of these things in vegas?

gonzo

01-02-2009, 12:17 PM

Will I get to test drive one of these things in vegas?
Depends on how you want to test drive it.

pornlaw

01-02-2009, 12:19 PM

That seems scary.... reminds me of a belt sander.... hmmmmm....

Michael

www.AdultBizLaw.com

LAJ

01-02-2009, 01:40 PM

Depends on how you want to test drive it.

Umm... attach to dick... press some buttons... cum?

Unless there is another way?

gonzo

01-02-2009, 01:51 PM

Umm... attach to dick... press some buttons... cum?

Unless there is another way?
Maybe one of the guys at the booth will let you borrow theirs.

Hell Puppy

01-02-2009, 02:43 PM

The concept of a mass demo at AEE amuses me.

I'm envisioning a line of guys with their dicks in these things kinda like you see at a urinal. Except every now and then one of em's knees buckles and then liz shows up with a mop...

LAJ

01-02-2009, 02:46 PM

miz_wright

01-02-2009, 02:57 PM

I don't even mop my house. I mean, f'reals.

That's why we have BOYS. Duh.

gonzo

01-02-2009, 03:10 PM

I don't even mop my house. I mean, f'reals.

That's why we have BOYS. Duh.
Zack is going to be so very sad.

miz_wright

01-02-2009, 05:25 PM

Zack is going to be so very sad.

Nah, isn't he bringing the rubbers? And a holster? He'll be fine :P

Paul Markham

01-02-2009, 05:48 PM

Looks like a good idea. Might be a nice upsell.

CharlieBrown

01-02-2009, 06:07 PM

i'll rather wait for holographic porn

Hell Puppy

01-02-2009, 08:00 PM

I don't even mop my house. I mean, f'reals.

That's why we have BOYS. Duh.

In that case, I recommend everyone get there early...

Toby

01-02-2009, 08:54 PM

Nah, isn't he bringing the rubbers? And a holster? He'll be fine :P

AEE Booth, Real Touch demos , rubbers, a holster, mops... :blink:

Glad I won't be in Vegas to see that. I'd likely have to spend years in therapy trying to erase that memory.

miz_wright

01-05-2009, 09:37 AM

AEE Booth, Real Touch demos , rubbers, a holster, mops... :blink:

Glad I won't be in Vegas to see that. I'd likely have to spend years in therapy trying to erase that memory.

Nah, 'cos see - I'm gonna be wearing cute boots. So it will all be ok. :P

Toby

01-05-2009, 10:58 AM

Nah, 'cos see - I'm gonna be wearing cute boots. So it will all be ok. :P

OK, I'm feeling better about this now. :okthumb:

and someone better get pics :)

TheEnforcer

01-05-2009, 11:20 AM

i'll rather wait for holographic porn

I'd suffer from holo adiction like Barkley! Mmmmm..... Orion slave girls!!! :okthumb:

RawAlex

01-05-2009, 08:02 PM

Nah, 'cos see - I'm gonna be wearing cute boots. So it will all be ok. :P

For some reason, I can help but think that wellingtons might be the right idea for the booth.

WebBilling.com

01-06-2009, 11:20 AM

So it will be like a chorus line this week...sorry I won't be at AEE...Jay can tell us all about it :okthumb:

Toby

01-06-2009, 12:41 PM

For some reason, I can help but think that wellingtons might be the right idea for the booth.

I was thinking more along the line of fishing waders, but those are difficult to accessorize. ;)

However, PVC boots with 5 inch platform soles and 10 inch heels might keep the wearer up out of the goo.

WebBilling.com

01-06-2009, 01:56 PM

miz_wright

01-07-2009, 08:56 AM

I was thinking more along the line of fishing waders, but those are difficult to accessorize. ;)

However, PVC boots with 5 inch platform soles and 10 inch heels might keep the wearer up out of the goo.

Toby, you know I love you. But if you think I am wearing 5" of heel whilst being in a booth all day, on my feet... Well, I think you have me mistaken with someone completely different. I may be taking boots, and they may be cute, but I ain't about to turn my feet into bloody stumps on the first leg of this circuit :P

Toby

01-07-2009, 11:04 AM

Toby, you know I love you. But if you think I am wearing 5" of heel whilst being in a booth all day, on my feet... Well, I think you have me mistaken with someone completely different. I may be taking boots, and they may be cute, but I ain't about to turn my feet into bloody stumps on the first leg of this circuit :P

LOL, t'was just think out loud. Just wear sumthin you can hose off at the end of the day. ;)

Hell Puppy

01-07-2009, 07:17 PM

Toby, you know I love you. But if you think I am wearing 5" of heel whilst being in a booth all day, on my feet... Well, I think you have me mistaken with someone completely different. I may be taking boots, and they may be cute, but I ain't about to turn my feet into bloody stumps on the first leg of this circuit :P

we could find April's foot rubbing buddy from last year for ya.

....and i still dont think anyone has given him any play.

gonzo

01-11-2009, 01:15 PM

http://www.techflash.com/Tech_trends_at_the_porn_show37386899.html

http://ekstrabladet.tv/flash/article1108052.ece (http://ekstrabladet.tv/flash/article1108052.ece)

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090110/ids_photos_ts/r299459355.jpg/ (https://mail.dataconversions.biz/exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090110/ids_photos_ts/r299459355.jpg/)
Nina demonstartes a RealTouch (Reuters)

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/blogs/porno-blog/2009/jan/08/porn-trade-show-its-all-appropriate/ (https://mail.dataconversions.biz/exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/blogs/porno-blog/2009/jan/08/porn-trade-show-its-all-appropriate/)
again, pics of RT

RawAlex

01-11-2009, 06:50 PM

Having had my fingers in this machine for a few minutes, I can say without a doubt that plenty of punters would enjoy having one. It looks like a quality product, that is for sure.

TheEnforcer

01-11-2009, 08:15 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090110/ids_photos_ts/r299459355.jpg/ (https://mail.dataconversions.biz/exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090110/ids_photos_ts/r299459355.jpg/)
Nina demonstartes a RealTouch (Reuters)

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/blogs/porno-blog/2009/jan/08/porn-trade-show-its-all-appropriate/ (https://mail.dataconversions.biz/exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/blogs/porno-blog/2009/jan/08/porn-trade-show-its-all-appropriate/)
again, pics of RT

Thoe two links took me to a Microsoft Office log-in page. :scratchin

Toby

01-11-2009, 08:40 PM

Those two links took me to a Microsoft Office log-in page. :scratchin

Try these:
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090110/ids_photos_ts/r299459355.jpg/
Nina demonstartes a RealTouch (Reuters)

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/blogs/porno-blog/2009/jan/08/porn-trade-show-its-all-appropriate/
again, pics of RT