Hey Mike South...

[Toby]

...that had better be one damn fine dinner you buy for the lady. Color me impressed, and I don't impress easily.

Shelly Lubben is a bitchcuntwhore and Calderon is a Political Stereotype (http://www.mikesouth.com/legal/shelly-lubben-is-a-bitchcuntwhore-and-calderon-is-a-political-stereotype-2131/)

[softball]

Just an observation and a question. Mike South seems to be a revered source of porn gossip. But, because there is a whole world of non mainstream out there, most of "us"
have absolutely no idea of who he is or what his bona fides are. I know, not being part of the American porn circle prolly means we are piss poor wankers, but could someone please...maybe MS, please give me some background on this guy. Like a CV, so I can make a serious judgment on his editorials. Otherwise, this shit has as much weight as an rcourt or sheleeteaser post. No offense, but wtf is Mike South? Give me a reason to care about his opinion about the world wide porn business. Otherwise all I see is a parochial view on the world which, at the moment, is rapidly losing relevance.

[Sexyteaser]

Rhet... I can't be that important that you have to remind everyone day in and day out how you feel about me.

Maybe it's time to get rid of some of that stupid juice and spank the monkey (http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Spank-the-Monkey.html)

I thought the rap stars were bad with their East/West wars now we have the North (Canadian) vs South(American) porn divide?

[softball]

Rhet... I can't be that important that you have to remind everyone day in and day out how you feel about me.

Maybe it's time to get rid of some of that stupid juice and spank the monkey (http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Spank-the-Monkey.html)

I thought the rap stars were bad with their East/West wars now we have the North (Canadian) vs South(American) porn divide?
And what does this have to do with price of rice? Sorry, but I guess my "pouty face" was a bit harsh. If it walks, swims and quacks like a duck. Its a fucking duck. And you, my dear, are a duck. Apologise to the ducks in the room.

[Rcourt64]

:lmao1::rofl::hehehe9:


http://ironyisgay.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/dog-on-duck-1.jpg

[gonzo]

Just an observation and a question. Mike South seems to be a revered source of porn gossip. But, because there is a whole world of non mainstream out there, most of "us"
have absolutely no idea of who he is or what his bona fides are. I know, not being part of the American porn circle prolly means we are piss poor wankers, but could someone please...maybe MS, please give me some background on this guy. Like a CV, so I can make a serious judgment on his editorials. Otherwise, this shit has as much weight as an rcourt or sheleeteaser post. No offense, but wtf is Mike South? Give me a reason to care about his opinion about the world wide porn business. Otherwise all I see is a parochial view on the world which, at the moment, is rapidly losing relevance.
You dont know the 2 time AVN award winning Mike South?

[Jace]

jesus christ, use google idiot

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=MikeSouth/gender=d/Mike-South.htm
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=MikeSouth/gender=m/Mike-South.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_South

fuck, you get more retarded by the day

stop acting like you actually give a shit and LEAVE already

[gonzo]

Just an observation and a question. Mike South seems to be a revered source of porn gossip. But, because there is a whole world of non mainstream out there, most of "us"
have absolutely no idea of who he is or what his bona fides are. I know, not being part of the American porn circle prolly means we are piss poor wankers, but could someone please...maybe MS, please give me some background on this guy. Like a CV, so I can make a serious judgment on his editorials. Otherwise, this shit has as much weight as an rcourt or sheleeteaser post. No offense, but wtf is Mike South? Give me a reason to care about his opinion about the world wide porn business. Otherwise all I see is a parochial view on the world which, at the moment, is rapidly losing relevance.


Graham... go check out the post. The 2 time AVN award winning Mike South didnt make it... porn star Kayden Kross did.

Here I was thinking Mike had made 2 posts in one week on his own blog - until I took a look.

Good reading. :okthumb:

[gonzo]

Rhet... I can't be that important that you have to remind everyone day in and day out how you feel about me.

Maybe it's time to get rid of some of that stupid juice and spank the monkey (http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Spank-the-Monkey.html)

I thought the rap stars were bad with their East/West wars now we have the North (Canadian) vs South(American) porn divide?

Im thinking we need to let you 2 battle it out at the Stinking Rose in a few weeks.

[Jace]

Im thinking we need to let you 2 battle it out at the Stinking Rose in a few weeks.

whiney mctorical wouldn't show

[softball]

jesus christ, use google idiot

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=MikeSouth/gender=d/Mike-South.htm
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=MikeSouth/gender=m/Mike-South.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_South

fuck, you get more retarded by the day

stop acting like you actually give a shit and LEAVE already
Dude, I thought you had me on ignore....again. I was asking for the opinion of those who posted on oprano, moron. Jace, you get more apoplectic by the day. You need a little more nerdy ersatz, junior burning man action or another wedding to wear a tux to and play "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" for your adoring fans, then retire to your beach front property and listen to the sound of the surf as you sip your Gosset Reserve. Duh.

[softball]

whiney mctorical wouldn't show
Why because I am not a big fan of garlic?

[Sexyteaser]

Why because I am not a big fan of garlic?

I do love garlic on my carrots.

[softball]

Graham... go check out the post. The 2 time AVN award winning Mike South didnt make it... porn star Kayden Kross did.

Here I was thinking Mike had made 2 posts in one week on his own blog - until I took a look.

Good reading. :okthumb:
I read the article and it is good reading. It certainly was low on credibility. My fav quote:
"On welfare. Please. What newly retired porn star with her brand new Mercedes, tax statements showing a six figure income, and still-perfect body due to the fact that she’s never had a kid is going to pull up to the local welfare office and qualify. Spare me."
It was written by someone with a pretty narrow view of the porn biz as a whole.
As for Mike South, I did Google him and was looking for a more personal bio. Two time AVN awards are not exactly Oscars, nor anything I would ever put on my mantle because this ain't film making and it takes very little talent to produce.

I actually like MS's stuff and find him very erudite in a local kind of way. He is witty and interesting, hence the original question. It wasn't meant to wake up the dead (Jace). But it seems whenever I ask a straight ahead question the usual suspects just get....well how can I put it????? I know.....pouty.

BTW, I am so out of it I have no idea who Kayden Kross is, nor do I care to google her because I have very little interest in mainstream internet.

[MikeSouth]

damn and here I was thinkin i am WORLD famous....sheee-it

Ya Kayden did a good job didnt she? Im proud of her

ya wanna express your appreciation vote for her in the fame awards for best newcomer or whatever it is.

She is a good find

At least I know who I am...or did when I looked in the mirror this morning.

piucs of kayden....ya thats what I need

coming up

[softball]

damn and here I was thinkin i am WORLD famous....sheee-it

Ya Kayden did a good job didnt she? Im proud of her

ya wanna express your appreciation vote for her in the fame awards for best newcomer or whatever it is.

She is a good find

At least I know who I am...or did when I looked in the mirror this morning.

piucs of kayden....ya thats what I need

coming up
Just curious, Mike. Why do you think she did a good job? I thought it trotted out a bunch of arguments that could be blown up by anyone with a bitch against this business. That quote that I posted showed no understanding of the average porn "star" as the term us used. There are tons of them on welfare, overloaded with kids and houses with wheels. Very few porn actors actually make a good living from this business and even fewer make six figures. She makes huge assumptions about the business and you say she is a newcomer. Well this article sounds like it was written by a starry eyed newcomer.
Its articles like this, that fire from the hip, that do nothing but preach to the converted but are of no value in furthering "the cause". Certainly it does nothing to refute any of the reasons quoted for this tax.

BTW, if the business flees California and y'all gotta work, say hello when you cross the border as we crank up production to fill the gap.

[Jace]

Dude, I thought you had me on ignore....again. I was asking for the opinion of those who posted on oprano, moron. Jace, you get more apoplectic by the day. You need a little more nerdy ersatz, junior burning man action or another wedding to wear a tux to and play "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" for your adoring fans, then retire to your beach front property and listen to the sound of the surf as you sip your Gosset Reserve. Duh.

i took you off ignore so I could witness your ignorance first hand

so, when are you gunna leave us idiots? didn't you talk about it? LEAVE already...fuck, you moron, at least live up to your word and put us out of our misery

[Jace]

mike, just ignore serge jr....oops, I mean rhetorical, he hates everyone and everything, and only lives to make people feel bad due to his own insecurities

[Toby]

I think some of you may be failing to limit the scope of Kayden's remarks as they apply to the porn produced in California, and more specifically in Porn Valley, for release on DVD.

Porn produced elsewhere and porn produced specifically for download is an entirely different issue.

I've never been to a strip club in Calif., but spent a fair amount of time in a few on the east coast about 10 years ago. After just a few evenings in a club over the course of a few weeks it was pretty easy to spot the ones that were on something. If the club owners found out they were fired on the spot, but there were still always 1 or 2 that were high on any given night.

[Sexyteaser]

I've never been to a strip club in Calif
The two clubs best known in LA are www.bareelegance.com (http://www.bareelegance.com) and www.jetstrip.com (http://www.jetstrip.com) they have been around forever... Just a little shout out for our friend Billy.

[Jace]

The two clubs best known in LA are www.bareelegance.com (http://www.bareelegance.com) and www.jetstrip.com (http://www.jetstrip.com) they have been around forever... Just a little shout out for our friend Billy.

best according to who? we lived there for a while and I can honestly say those weren't even in the top 5 for us as far as being a nice strip club

spearmint rhino and cheetahs were our favorites, showgirls was nice too

the body shop was a fun place to people watch, but not the best club...had a funny ass amateur night though

[Sexyteaser]

best according to who? we lived there for a while and I can honestly say those weren't even in the top 5 for us as far as being a nice strip club

spearmint rhino and cheetahs were our favorites, showgirls was nice too

the body shop was a fun place to people watch, but not the best club...had a funny ass amateur night though

Should have prefaced that with I have never been in a strip club before.

I said "best known" but you have to consider the source and of course those names would be best known to me they were in my back yard. Kasey worked at Cheetahs so I would bet your right about it being the "best" in another way.

[gonzo]

Should have prefaced that with I have never been in a strip club before.

I said "best known" but you have to consider the source and of course those names would be best known to me they were in my back yard. Kasey worked at Cheetahs so I would bet your right about it being the "best" in another way.

This thread is missing nekkids. South has let us down.

[MadisonAvenue]

come on Mike South, don't let me down. First time I've posted here in years so ya owe me some shaggy schnizz pix!

[softball]

mike, just ignore serge jr....oops, I mean rhetorical, he hates everyone and everything, and only lives to make people feel bad due to his own insecurities
dude, your armchair analytics are pathetic. You always take me off ignore because I am usually right on the money when you trip over your tongue. Please, oh please, send us another link to get pounded by adware. Jace stick to blogging instead of bragging. It is a better fit for a plonker such as yourself. Oh yeah,maybe take care of your drop dead, she's a ten for sure, gorgeous ex porn star wife, who, I am sure and you would agree with that K girl, gave up her six figures and Mercedes just to keep you happy.

[softball]

This thread is missing nekkids. South has let us down.
I am sure those are a dime a dozen. I wanna hear why he thinks that porn babe had anything of value to say.

[Jace]

dude, your armchair analytics are pathetic. You always take me off ignore because I am usually right on the money when you trip over your tongue. Please, oh please, send us another link to get pounded by adware. Jace stick to blogging instead of bragging. It is a better fit for a plonker such as yourself. Oh yeah,maybe take care of your drop dead, she's a ten for sure, gorgeous ex porn star wife, who, I am sure and you would agree with that K girl, gave up her six figures and Mercedes just to keep you happy.

:clapping::clapping::clapping: dance monkey dance :clapping::clapping::clapping:

[Jace]

dance dance monkey dance!

http://www.justjace.com/tmp/nastiness.jpg

[Sexyteaser]

Ok this is where I am still new I guess.... who is that (in white pumps, granny panties and a wig? in the woods no less) and how does it apply to Rhet?

[softball]

"Dance monkey dance????" That is so turn of the century. You see, Jace, that is why you are still what you are. A wedding dj who can do that bloggy thing. You try and insult me with pictures that make more money than your wife ever could, who as far as I have been told, was a total internet bomb. And I don't mean "da bomb" dude.
So, you just keep on keeping on dreaming about owning a house someday while you waste money on jumped up ghetttooo hi fi and sparkly bow ties. I will continue to make money in the porn business because I am good at it. Now, until you are big enough to reach the crank, you will have to continue to be the monkey and....get ready for it....dance.
BTW, your apoplexy is apparent in your last posts. Kid you are truly losing it. Put me back on ignore. You will have a happier life.

Just put your requests on the back of a twenty dollar bill, and the dj will play 'em

[Jace]

everyone cheer him on, let's see how many replies I can get out of him

maybe he will do 50 lines next reply

[Jace]

Ok this is where I am still new I guess.... who is that (in white pumps, granny panties and a wig? in the woods no less) and how does it apply to Rhet?

it be his skanktastic lubbens

[Jace]

the greatest thing about rhetorical is that he types like people give a shit what he has to say, rofl..

broken...fucking...record

hjahahaha

[Jace]

come on mctorical, give me at least another 30 lines

[Jace]

http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/files/rhetorical-peaks.jpg

[Jace]

http://greenoptions.com/files/961/squirrel_laughing.jpg

[Rcourt64]

dance dance monkey dance!

http://www.justjace.com/tmp/nastiness.jpg
FUCK YOU JACE !!!.....
.....I'll be having nightmares again this evening :(




I can't believe that nasty looking thing makes money? :idontknow

Its incredible, People with buy any nasty crap trash they see now days on the Internet.

[Jace]

FUCK YOU JACE !!!.....
.....I'll be having nightmares again this evening :(




I can't believe that nasty looking thing makes money? :idontknow

Its incredible, People with buy any nasty crap trash they see now days on the Internet.

anything sells on the internet, well, anything but my wife apparently, haha

[softball]

anything sells on the internet, well, anything but my wife apparently, haha
You certainly devote enough time to me. I guess your wife tanked like a ton of other "pretty" girls with no imagination. Jace, you are a living breathing dork. You have tons of advice and nothing to say. You can't make it on the net, so you do weddings and bar mitzvahs spinning wax. If you had a clue, which you can't seem to buy at any price, you would see this. Instead, you rant and hope your pal rcourt will jump on your band waggon which, of course, is a foregone. Two dudes who cannot eek a living out of the business but love to fuck with other's. So Jace, post a picture of your pretty wife so we can see exactly what her problem was. Nah, never happen. She is apparently too damn beautiful. Hey, you going to your cottage this weekend?

[Rcourt64]

"Dance monkey dance????" That is so turn of the century. You see, Jace, that is why you are still what you are. A wedding dj who can do that bloggy thing. You try and insult me with pictures that make more money than your wife ever could, who as far as I have been told, was a total internet bomb. And I don't mean "da bomb" dude.
So, you just keep on keeping on dreaming about owning a house someday while you waste money on jumped up ghetttooo hi fi and sparkly bow ties. I will continue to make money in the porn business because I am good at it. Now, until you are big enough to reach the crank, you will have to continue to be the monkey and....get ready for it....dance.
BTW, your apoplexy is apparent in your last posts. Kid you are truly losing it. Put me back on ignore. You will have a happier life.

Just put your requests on the back of a twenty dollar bill, and the dj will play 'em

You couldn't even possibly attempt to compare your whored nasty wife, to any other adult entertainer on the Internet?
that you would actually possibly believe that you could even stand to such status?
Your a fucking fool.
Soon they'll have your skimpy ass at 300 lbs or over, and your wife wearing krispy kreme ear rings.
ENJOY THE RIDE ASSHOLE

[softball]

You couldn't even possibly attempt to compare your whored nasty wife, to any other adult entertainer on the Internet?
that you would actually possibly believe that you could even stand to such status?
Your a fucking fool.
Soon they'll have your skimpy ass at 300 lbs or over, and your wife wearing krispy kreme ear rings.
ENJOY THE RIDE ASSHOLE


Come to San Francisco dude and say that shit to her face. If you can even pick her out in a crowd. Nah, you wouldn't have the balls to walk up to a 120 pound girl and say that. She might yell at you.

[DannyCox]

it be his skanktastic lubbens


WOW! My respect for Jace has just dropped a lot of points. Yet another one who feels the need to attack family members!

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?? Seriously?! My 10 year old has more maturity than you lot. I really don't get it, I would never even think of bringing in and belittling someone's family member. I just find that disgusting and extremely low. You guys really need to at least pretend to be men and stay with attacking the person who pissed you off and not his family.

I think it's time to take a break from this board. I really cannot believe that attacks like these are allowed to go on. Let me know when (or if) things get to a more mature level around here.

[Jace]

WOW! My respect for Jace has just dropped a lot of points. Yet another one who feels the need to attack family members!

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?? Seriously?! My 10 year old has more maturity than you lot. I really don't get it, I would never even think of bringing in and belittling someone's family member. I just find that disgusting and extremely low. You guys really need to at least pretend to be men and stay with attacking the person who pissed you off and not his family.

I think it's time to take a break from this board. I really cannot believe that attacks like these are allowed to go on. Let me know when (or if) things get to a more mature level around here.

well, if he hadn't made it a mission lately to do the same to my wife it wouldn't have been a big deal, but oh well, sorry I lost some of your respect

you're right though, i am backing away for a while, while rhetorical is fun to poke and get a rise from, you never know who will read this a month from now and think badly of me because of it

[softball]

well, if he hadn't made it a mission lately to do the same to my wife it wouldn't have been a big deal, but oh well, sorry I lost some of your respect

you're right though, i am backing away for a while, while rhetorical is fun to poke and get a rise from, you never know who will read this a month from now and think badly of me because of it
You know this is not fun for you Jace. I had nothing to do with your wife until you went ballistic and started posting pictures and slagging my business. So fuck off and get a clue. It is in black and white and any fool can see the sequence of events. I hope you sleep better at night. But hey, no piccies of your wife. Pigs will fly. Danny is right about you.

[softball]

I know this is a long thread and I may have missed something, but did Mike South actually stand up for that newbie porn star chick and defend what she posted? Or did he just move on hoping we would all ignore it? I kinda think the latter. Mike, come on dude, at least support your talent. I will bet this never gets a response.
First rule of pr. Deny, deny, deny.

[Rcourt64]

I know this is a long thread and I may have missed something, but did Mike South actually stand up for that newbie porn star chick and defend what she posted? Or did he just move on hoping we would all ignore it? I kinda think the latter. Mike, come on dude, at least support your talent. I will bet this never gets a response.
First rule of pr. Deny, deny, deny.
http://myadg.com/op-2008/rhetorical-small-man.gif

[bluemoney]

:zzz: