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RawAlex
12-21-2007, 01:15 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article610461.ece

You know you are in trouble when the celeb gossip people are calling out your skinny ass.
KevinG
12-21-2007, 03:59 PM
Some of us guys over here could probably fatten her up a little.
tony404
12-21-2007, 10:28 PM
its sad really
Rcourt64
12-21-2007, 11:23 PM
its sad really

Why do I get the impression you see allot of things like that?
Toby
12-21-2007, 11:32 PM
Some of us guys over here could probably fatten her up a little.
For starters I'd suggest daily lunch of a double whopper with cheese and bacon, king size fries and a large chocolate shake. Then an apple pie for dessert. :okthumb:

Guaranteed to add a few pounds and clog your arteries at the same time. :)
cosmiccat
12-22-2007, 11:53 AM
Still looks pretty damn good to me!!:yowsa:
ScottMcGowan
12-22-2007, 12:57 PM
Last time I saw her in person was back in July at the Xbiz Summer forum in Las Vegas. She looked horrible. I don't know if she's strung out or if there's some truth to her clam that she's wanting to look more like a fashion model.

Apparently part of her post porn antics is attaching her name to a fashion line of some sort.

Either way, she's just starting to look like an old lady.

And for the record, don't buy into all the hype about Jenna being some kind of business genius who built her own porn empire. It's a bunch of baloney. She's about as smart as a box of hair.
gonzo
12-22-2007, 03:31 PM
Open Letter to Jenna -

Your are cordially invited to accompany the FFN buffet busters to any meal during our stay during the shows.

Hell if you promise to leave Tito at home I will take you to Delmonicos or Nine. Dont worry I wont root you out of a spot at the trough.
EmporerEJ
12-23-2007, 09:26 AM
I like "old nasty Jenna."

This new cleaned up version just gets lost in all the wanna bes.
Why do people try to be something they aren't?
As a porn star, she was a talented STAR.
As anything else, she's just one more squirrel, trying to get a nut.

I'm perfectly content to be a FFN that manufactures sexual devices.

Come back Jenna....get on a high protein, high carb diet, (I'll help,) and get back to your lovely self.

And if you DO go to dinner with Gonzo, make sure you stake out the donuts early. Otherwise, that fat bastard will eat them all before you get there.
Toby
12-23-2007, 10:51 AM
And if you DO go to dinner with Gonzo, make sure you stake out the donuts early. Otherwise, that fat bastard will eat them all before you get there.Dood, you should have been in Tampa at Cybernext, lots of Krispy Kremes to go around. Come to San Fran in June, you can have mine, as I've sworn off the things until I drop another 100. Although I haven't gone quite as hardcore as Forest and his egg white omelets.

P.S. for Jenna - Ding fries are done...
EmporerEJ
12-23-2007, 12:57 PM
.......... Although I haven't gone quite as hardcore as Forest and his egg white omelets.



Well, yea....I wouldn't expect you to go completely nuts!
:yowsa:
ScreaM
12-24-2007, 03:21 PM
Man she is ugly. :thumbdown
Rcourt64
12-24-2007, 06:55 PM
Man she is ugly. :thumbdown


oH please little firefly, :hmm: we all know you'd bang her skinny anorexic booty if you had the opportunity.
Hell Puppy
12-26-2007, 09:21 PM
Open Letter to Jenna -

Your are cordially invited to accompany the FFN buffet busters to any meal during our stay during the shows.

Hell if you promise to leave Tito at home I will take you to Delmonicos or Nine. Dont worry I wont root you out of a spot at the trough.

Man & Bat is coming out for a couple of days, Tito wont be an issue.