Psychoanalyze Yourself~ QUIZ

[az_sarah_maxcash]

Ok, so I did post this in a couple of other places but it has gotten a really good response so I thought I would take a chance & post it here with the intelligent life on Oprano :)

It is interesting & I would love to see your responses.

If you care, answer the questions below with the first thing that pops into your head & I will bump this with what they are supposed to mean in a few ... it's kind of neat if you have about 3 free minutes.

I left my own answers in it...


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

My Son

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

Deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

We look at eachother, it lets me get close to it but not close enough to touch. I would probably take a picture.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)

Large, but only one story.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?

A centerpiece with some candles & fresh flowers

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

Wine glass

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pick it up & put it away so it doesn't get broken.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?

The Ocean

10. How will you cross the water?

By Boat

[TheEnforcer]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

A beautiful woman with a british or aussie accent

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

Deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Just admire the way it looks and it styas frozen until it gets spooked

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)

It's good sized single story with 3 bedrooms, a den, living room, dining room, another living room with fireplace, nice sized kitchen, office, game room, 4 bathrooms, huge deck and three car attached garage.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No, as my neighbors are FAR away

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?

Beautiful oak table with two multi candle candle holders

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

Very large glass cup

8. What do you do with the cup?

Go back, clean it and fill with 7&7

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?

It is Lake Michigan

10. How will you cross the water?

sailboat

[sarettah]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

Pan

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

A Chimera

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

It slithers towards me on it's slimy worm belly and then breathes it's fetid, fowl, vulture breath in my face as it says "Hey, you got any change?"

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)

A 12X50 Schult Mobile Home

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes, made of brambles

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?

A roasted human (properly prepaed of course)

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

A large, probably from an NDS athletic supporter (it says "NDS" on it)

8. What do you do with the cup?

Leave it there, I ain't touching that thing.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?

Hot, steaming, mud with red, oozing froth

10. How will you cross the water?

The same way I always do, by flapping my wings and flying across

[Hell Puppy]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

A hot blonde that I'm trying to make some moves on.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

A large bear

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I tell him I can shit bigger than him, then show him, when he gets mouthy about it, I take a hickory switch to his ass.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)

Like Bill Gates places, only larger and more high tech....

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

A fence, a moat, guard towers, quite a bit of barbed wire.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?

It had better be dinner or someone's ass is in trouble.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

plastic solo cup

8. What do you do with the cup?

leave it for the beaner who cuts the grass.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?

Ocean, if it's my dream house, it needs to be on an island.

10. How will you cross the water?

private jet.

[az_sarah_maxcash]

ok, here are the meanings.
Believe it or not, I have had a lot of folks hitting me up that really liked the quiz & said they think it is pretty accurate.
You can judge for yourself, but for me, I know it hit the nail on the head.

Here you go ...

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

[LAJ]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

My son

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

A bunny rabbit

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I offer it part of my sandwich and it eats it out of my hand, my son pets it.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)

A gorgeous 2 story white colonial with black trim and green shutters

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

no

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?

A bowl of fruit and a gift basket with meats and cheeses in it.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

A metal measuring cup

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pick it up and put it in the sink back in the house

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?

The Ocean

10. How will you cross the water?

With the luxory liner I have docked behind my house.

[Hell Puppy]

ok, here are the meanings.
Believe it or not, I have had a lot of folks hitting me up that really liked the quiz & said they think it is pretty accurate.
You can judge for yourself, but for me, I know it hit the nail on the head.




Yup, I'll stand by my answers...heheheh.