I rear ended a car this morning

[Jace]

I rear ended a car this morning...I tell you, I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started...

[Nymph]

lol
that's so wrong on so many different levels ;)

[Greg B]

That was a good one. I can't believe you got me with that one. It's so old I forgot about it. Nice.