Cruise Control

[gonzo]

Yall are on cruise control . . . I feel like hammered ass but I have to check in to the hotel for the convention today.

Ill be checking in when I can sit still.

[Rcourt64]

auto pilot??? :o
Cats away.., Mice will play, type thing ya mean??
AWESOME :angel:

[iamkathi]

Daddy is working... lets give something away...start some trouble...have a party:yowsa:

[Nymph]

Yall are on cruise control . . . I feel like hammered ass but I have to check in to the hotel for the convention today.

Ill be checking in when I can sit still.

Sweetie, maybe you shouldn't have announced this? I have a feeling some people are just gonna get downright weird now ;)

[Hammer]

I feel like hammered ass
I don't know why you had to bring my name into it. Especially when you're talking about your ass. :blink:

[Hell Puppy]

I know where he hides the keys.

[gonzo]

Daddy is working... lets give something away...start some trouble...have a party:yowsa:

We have a ton of shit we are giving away down here. I think Pat Henry would have a heart atack if he knew how much porn I had in my room.

I bout over 6 gallons of booze last night so we are going to have a party too.

But I still feel like hammered ass.

[EmporerEJ]

We have a ton of shit we are giving away down here. .

Where's "Here?"
And howz comes you gots all this time to run around to all these damn shows?

And where's my damn donuts?

[Toby]

...And where's my damn donuts?
http://clients.mapquest.com/krispy/mqinterconnect?link=find

[Rcourt64]

http://clients.mapquest.com/krispy/mqinterconnect?link=find

Come on now man...,:hmm: Your gonna throw that Kispy Kreme finding crap up on here,
When we all know that Dunkin Donuts is the only way to joyfully clog them arteries.
Besides:
http://www.wallpaperama.com/forums/post-images/rachael-ray.jpg


Rachael Ray is a fucking hell of allot better looking than that Fat Fucking Gonzo's krispy kreme crap

[Toby]

Come on now man...,:hmm: Your gonna throw that Krispy Kreme finding crap up on here,
When we all know that Dunkin Donuts is the only way to joyfully clog them arteries.
Besides:
Rachael Ray is a fucking hell of allot better looking than that Fat Fucking Gonzo's krispy kreme crap
To be honest, my personal preference is Shipley's, but they're a local chain. Come to Houston and I'll treat.

As for that annoying Rachael Ray bitch... She could use something to fill her mouth other than a big spoon. But as long as it shuts her the fuck up, I don't really care which.

[gonzo]

To be honest, my personal preference is Shipley's, but they're a local chain. Come to Houston and I'll treat.

As for that annoying Rachael Ray bitch... She could use something to fill her mouth other than a big spoon. But as long as it shuts her the fuck up, I don't really care which.
I figured yall to be Alton Brown fans.

This shindig just gets better by the hour. Apparently there are a ton of people from this industry that attends this thing.

So we have a beavy of hustler babes coming now.

I still feel like Hammered Ass

[Toby]

I figured yall to be Alton Brown fans.

This shindig just gets better by the hour. Apparently there are a ton of people from this industry that attends this thing.

So we have a beavy of hustler babes coming now.

I still feel like Hammered AssYup, I'm a fan of Alton Brown and also Mario Batali.

[Jace]

I figured yall to be Alton Brown fans.

This shindig just gets better by the hour. Apparently there are a ton of people from this industry that attends this thing.

So we have a beavy of hustler babes coming now.

I still feel like Hammered Ass

sorry I didn't make it last night

the wife and I ended up having a 36 hour sex-a-thon....and I was NOT one to pass that shit up

[miz_wright]

I figured yall to be Alton Brown fans.

This shindig just gets better by the hour. Apparently there are a ton of people from this industry that attends this thing.

So we have a beavy of hustler babes coming now.

I still feel like Hammered Ass

You know I adore Alton, right? Just the right mix of supernerd and chef. *shudders happily* And he's local to you too.

[gonzo]

You know I adore Alton, right? Just the right mix of supernerd and chef. *shudders happily* And he's local to you too.

If he shows at Dragoncon Ill invite him to the party.

Otherwise we have to settle for this...

http://www.consluts.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=375

[Footman]

I really have to get out more...

[miz_wright]

I really have to get out more...


Don't tell me you're a homebody?

[miz_wright]

sorry I didn't make it last night

the wife and I ended up having a 36 hour sex-a-thon....and I was NOT one to pass that shit up


Who would?

[Footman]

Don't tell me you're a homebody?

I just meant I should go to more shows. But yes, I'm more of a home body than a "go out and party till I drop" kind of guy. Although I can easily stay up late and party, but waking up early in the morning on any day really sucks for me. I'm definitely NOT a morning person. I do it out of necessity.

...wanna hang out? Some take out chinese or sushi, a dvd, bottle of wine and a foot massage... I'm such a wild dude :waving:

[miz_wright]

I just meant I should go to more shows. But yes, I'm more of a home body than a "go out and party till I drop" kind of guy. Although I can easily stay up late and party, but waking up early in the morning on any day really sucks for me. I'm definitely NOT a morning person. I do it out of necessity.

...wanna hang out? Some take out chinese or sushi, a dvd, bottle of wine and a foot massage... I'm such a wild dude :waving:


OOoh. Chinese! (Scallion chicken, extra spicy, please!) *flops down on couch* So... tell me all about yourself... ;)

[Footman]

OOoh. Chinese! (Scallion chicken, extra spicy, please!) *flops down on couch* So... tell me all about yourself... ;)

I'm a sensitive guy who likes moonlit walks on the beach, picnics with a gingham sheet on the soft grass and some John Tesh playing on the radio...

ok, maybe not THAT exciting... but I do have a "dark" side to me.



psst! I like porn.... shhhhhhh :whistling

[miz_wright]

I'm a sensitive guy who likes moonlit walks on the beach, picnics with a gingham sheet on the soft grass and some John Tesh playing on the radio...

ok, maybe not THAT exciting... but I do have a "dark" side to me.



psst! I like porn.... shhhhhhh :whistling

I think John Tesh is pretty dark *wink*

Taking a stab in the dark, here, but I'm guessing you might have a fetish or two tucked behind those twinkling eyes as well...

[Rcourt64]

Who would?
with that craapy avatar, who the heck need a wife?

[Footman]

Taking a stab in the dark, here, but I'm guessing you might have a fetish or two tucked behind those twinkling eyes as well...

Maybe 1 or 2...

We can discuss it in depth during our chinese take out night ;)

[miz_wright]

with that craapy avatar, who the heck need a wife?


Rcourt, sorry to hear you're not a fan of the blonde. :P

[miz_wright]

Maybe 1 or 2...

We can discuss it in depth during our chinese take out night ;)

Or you could hit me on ICQ and we can chat... *winks back*

[Footman]

<---------- Likes Blondes!!! :waving:

[Footman]

Or you could hit me on ICQ and we can chat... *winks back*

sounds great... I don't have to shave yet... hehehe

[bluemoney]

Just damn! I thought this thread was about GonZo's favorite Dregs song :scratchin

[Rcourt64]

Rcourt, sorry to hear you're not a fan of the blonde. :P

What the hell did ya do to the Liza Minelli lookin' picture??? :(

[miz_wright]

What the hell did ya do to the Liza Minelli lookin' picture??? :(


Aww, I put up a more current one of me. My hair got longer, and now, with the blonde, andandand... *sobs*

[Footman]

Aww, I put up a more current one of me. My hair got longer, and now, with the blonde, andandand... *sobs*

Oh sure... don't show yer feet in the pic though... lol

[Rcourt64]

Aww, I put up a more current one of me. My hair got longer, and now, with the blonde, andandand... *sobs*

Ohh please girl..,
...that picture is has old as webTV is.:hmm: ...with her bullshit generated glare. :thumbdown

[miz_wright]

Ohh please girl..,
...that picture is has old as webTV is.:hmm: ...with her bullshit generated glare. :thumbdown

*cocks eyebrow*

It's one of the most current pictures I have of me, actually. Sorry to hear you have problems believing me, though.

[Rcourt64]

*cocks eyebrow*

It's one of the most current pictures I have of me, actually. Sorry to hear you have problems believing me, though.

Can you pull a little harder please? I'm not quite satisfied yet :hmm:
Besides you have black hair. And "NO" not all men like porn like you do :whistling

[Toby]

Rcourt, what's your problem? Rhetorical won't come out and play so you're gonna give Liz a hard time about her avatar photo? C'mon man, lighten up.

Besides, I like the current one. :bleh01:

[Rcourt64]

Rcourt, what's your problem? Rhetorical won't come out and play so you're gonna give Liz a hard time about her avatar photo? C'mon man, lighten up.

Besides, I like the current one. :bleh01:

Do you play chess? :mellow:

BxkmwYe3150

"Move me on to any black square.., Use me any time you want,
just remember that the goal is for us to capture all we want, anywhere,"

[miz_wright]

Can you pull a little harder please? I'm not quite satisfied yet :hmm:
Besides you have black hair. And "NO" not all men like porn like you do :whistling

*grins merrily*

I have naturally dark brown hair, it is true, but I have recently bleached the front and underside to the blonde for a change of pace. Earlier this month, to be precise. Ask around :P One thing I am pretty intent on is honesty, so I assure you, the picture? Is me.

And I didn't say "all men" - if you read the sig line, it says "Chicks like porn as much as YOU DO." Some chicks like porn, some chicks don't - hey, lookit! Just like men. So I stand by my assertion.

Parry!

[Rcourt64]

*grins merrily*

I have naturally dark brown hair, it is true, but I have recently bleached the front and underside to the blonde for a change of pace. Earlier this month, to be precise. Ask around :P One thing I am pretty intent on is honesty, so I assure you, the picture? Is me.

And I didn't say "all men" - if you read the sig line, it says "Chicks like porn as much as YOU DO." Some chicks like porn, some chicks don't - hey, lookit! Just like men. So I stand by my assertion.

Parry!

Save it for when WebTV comes into style again :hmm:

[miz_wright]

Save it for when WebTV comes into style again :hmm:

Who licked the red off your lollypop, man?

[Footman]

Who licked the red off your lollypop, man?

ok... now THAT was funny! My drink just came out of my nose...

[Toby]

Do you play chess?Yes, but not in a very long time...

[helix]

I like LizAEBN's avatar, I think it looks great.

[Rcourt64]

Who licked the red off your lollypop, man?


http://myadg.com/op2007/Farce-beauty.jpg

[miz_wright]

http://myadg.com/op2007/Farce-beauty.jpg


I dunno. Define "stunnig" and I can tell more more aptly.

[Rcourt64]

I dunno. Define "stunnig" and I can tell more more aptly.

Ok uhh.., this is what I get? you reply with a spelling question?
no perfect lollipop for me? or was it "lollypop" in your perfect words
I truly apologize that my spelling is not as perfect as you are? :wnw:
And that my lollipop isn't as perfectly witty has yours.
What other bullshit are you gonna hide behind my dear? :whistling

[miz_wright]

Ok uhh.., this is what I get? you reply with a spelling question?
no perfect lollipop for me? or was it "lollypop" in your perfect words
I truly apologize that my spelling is not as perfect as you are? :wnw:
And that my lollipop isn't as perfectly witty has yours.
What other bullshit are you gonna hide behind my dear? :whistling

I just figured if you're going to go to all the trouble of making a .jpg to mock me, you might spend the time to make sure the text is correct is all. I am curious as to what I've said that you percieve to be bullshit though... :scratchin

[gonzo]

Yall play nice now.

R - you just mad cuz you werent part of the Miami pool entourage?

Liz and April had the breeder train following them the entire time.

[Hammer]

At least Liz has the guts to let people see what she looks like and doesn't use a fake avatar or none at all... or take secret photos of people at conventions.

I'm sure Liz is secure enough in her looks not to give a shit what you think in the first place, but just out of curiosity how is it that you feel you have the right to comment on how someone looks? I suggest that you post a REAL photo of yourself so Liz and the rest of us can give you our opinions on your hair.

[miz_wright]

At least Liz has the guts to let people see what she looks like and doesn't use a fake avatar or none at all... or take secret photos of people at conventions.

I'm sure Liz is secure enough in her looks not to give a shit what you think in the first place, but just out of curiosity how is it that you feel you have the right to comment on how someone looks? I suggest that you post a REAL photo of yourself so Liz and the rest of us can give you our opinions on your hair.

Wow, Hammer. Thank you. I was thinking about the irony of being mocked by someone who's most recent avatar was of a cranky kid, but I was going to let it go. :wnw:

[bluemoney]

hehehe . . . One thing I can say is I'm secure in my ugliness :okthumb:

PS. LizAEBN is cute young lady IMHO

[Footman]

PS. LizAEBN is cute young lady IMHO

So cute... and sweet too. Maybe even sexy but I have to see more of her first, and I don't necessarily mean your feet... not necessarily... *wink*

[Rcourt64]

Tell ya what Liz?
If you can manage to get Bishop to post and verify that is your pics?
I'll never disrespect or talk smack towards you again. :wnw:

http://myadg.com/op2007/hozac.gif

[miz_wright]

Tell ya what Liz?
If you can manage to get Bishop to post and verify that is your pics?
I'll never disrespect or talk smack towards you again. :wnw:

http://myadg.com/op2007/hozac.gif

Sure, 'cos he's got nothing better to do than appease your insatiable urge to prove who I am?

Y'know, I almost took a picture this morning to post 'cos I figured what picture could be more current than "today"? Then I decided it wasn't worth the hassle 'cos you wouldn't believe me anyway ;) Then again, I also don't understand why you have a problem acecpting that this is actually a picture of me when it's pretty much on every profile I have except SocialKink - which was taken before I bleached my hair this summer. *shrug*

I do kinda wish I knew what prompted your cranky day, but you're not gonna tell me anyhow, so have a good one :)

[Rcourt64]

Sure, 'cos he's got nothing better to do than appease your insatiable urge to prove who I am?

Y'know, I almost took a picture this morning to post 'cos I figured what picture could be more current than "today"? Then I decided it wasn't worth the hassle 'cos you wouldn't believe me anyway ;) Then again, I also don't understand why you have a problem acecpting that this is actually a picture of me when it's pretty much on every profile I have except SocialKink - which was taken before I bleached my hair this summer. *shrug*

I do kinda wish I knew what prompted your cranky day, but you're not gonna tell me anyhow, so have a good one :)

Why make this complicated ma'am? Just ask your boss to reply verifying you are who you are in picture, and it's done. Simple.., right? :idontknow

[miz_wright]

Why make this complicated ma'am? Just ask your boss to reply verifying you are who you are in picture, and it's done. Simple.., right? :idontknow

See, that's the thing. I don't work for Bishop.

[Rcourt64]

See, that's the thing. I don't work for Bishop.

Well then even easier for you then :)
No worries about stepping on anyones toes there.
it should be even easier to ask him then :okthumb:

[gonzo]

See, that's the thing. I don't work for Bishop.
However I do. And dude your in choppy water now.

[Rcourt64]

However I do. And dude your in choppy water now.
Does that mean your turning off auto pilot cruise control now?
I'm just asking the lady a question, I didn't know I was stepping in any type of water? :hmm:

[AprilK-AEBN]

I just read this post and since I work with the BEAUTIFUL LIZ!!! Yes that is her current hair color, I see her at work everyday! Yes she is beautiful and has a great personality like I do.

[Rcourt64]

I just read this post and since I work with the BEAUTIFUL LIZ!!! Yes that is her current hair color, I see her at work everyday! Yes she is beautiful and has a great personality like I do.

April you are a sweethearted, intelligent beautiful lady :rose:
and I believe everything you just stated is 100% true...
...Yes, thats her hair color now, :okthumb:
...and yes, Liz is also a beautiful person, :okthumb:
...and yes, she has a very spunky smart personality, :okthumb:
But this is not the point being disputed here.

[miz_wright]

April you are a sweethearted, intelligent beautiful lady :rose:
and I believe everything you just stated is 100% true...
...Yes, thats her hair color now, :okthumb:
...and yes, Liz is also a beautiful person, :okthumb:
...and yes, she has a very spunky smart personality, :okthumb:
But this is not the point being disputed here.


Then what, if I may ask, is being disputed, good sir? Because from your comments, it appears that you doubt the veracity of my claim that the picture is, indeed, me and is, in fact, relatively current.

[AprilK-AEBN]

April you are a sweethearted, intelligent beautiful lady :rose:
and I believe everything you just stated is 100% true...
...Yes, thats her hair color now, :okthumb:
...and yes, Liz is also a beautiful person, :okthumb:
...and yes, she has a very spunky smart personality, :okthumb:
But this is not the point being disputed here.


Thank you for the wonderful comments :)

[Rcourt64]

Then what, if I may ask, is being disputed, good sir? Because from your comments, it appears that you doubt the veracity of my claim that the picture is, indeed, me and is, in fact, relatively current.

:whistlingI want my WebTV
aNaKWXqXkhw

[Robert]

Dude, maybe you should unplug for a while. Find a quiet spot in the woods and do some deep breathing or something.

[miz_wright]

:whistlingI want my WebTV
aNaKWXqXkhw


... that's not a response. That's Dire Straits.

[helix]

this thread makes no sense to me :blink:

[Toby]

this thread makes no sense to me :blink:I think that's the idea.

[miz_wright]

Just wanted to take a moment and thank y'all who've said such nice things about me: I give you big ol' hugs, 'cos that's what I do - I'mma hugger!

As for the rest of it, well... I'm just gonna leave it alone. You know what Mama always told me about the boys who pulled on my pigtails, doncha? *nodnod* 's OK, RCourt, I know your love is unrequited, but leave my hurrs outta this, hokay? :P

Have a good weekend, y'all, and stay safe!

[gonzo]

I no longer feel like hammered ass.

[Footman]

Just wanted to take a moment and thank y'all who've said such nice things about me: I give you big ol' hugs, 'cos that's what I do - I'mma hugger!

I like hugs :yowsa:

RCourt, I know your love is unrequited...

That there is a college word... Pretty, sharp witted, great sense of humor AND brains? I'm hooked!!

Have a great weekend Liz :waving:

[Rcourt64]

I no longer feel like hammered ass.

Then cruise control has officially been turned off,

[softball]

Rcourt is a stone cold cybernetic controlled idiot.

[EmporerEJ]

*cocks eyebrow*

It's one of the most current pictures I have of me, actually. Sorry to hear you have problems believing me, though.

I believe.....

And even if it ain't you, just paste a mask of it on when you come over for Chinese, and I'll be happy.
I'm not hard to please.

[Rcourt64]

Rcourt is a stone cold cybernetic controlled idiot.
Who the fuck asked your skanky ass for an opinion? thats not her picture, and thats it. :moon:

[spazlabz]

Who the fuck asked your skanky ass for an opinion? thats not her picture, and thats it. :moon:
Psycho-analysis part 1:
"this is an attempt to lure one of the most attractive women I have ever seen on any board into showing me even more of her body clothed or disrobed and you sir are cock blocking me"

so endeth the brain squeeze


spaz

[Rcourt64]

Psycho-analysis part 1:
"this is an attempt to lure one of the most attractive women I have ever seen on any board into showing me even more of her body clothed or disrobed and you sir are cock blocking me"

so endeth the brain squeeze


spaz

I have ask her for more prove? but she just beats around the bush on it.
If it was her? She'd be posting pictures left and right of such beauty.:whistling
But all I get is allot of lip from everyone.
And then.., I end up lookin' like the bad guy here... WTF?:idontknow

[spazlabz]

I have ask her for more prove? but she just beats around the bush on it.
If it was her? She'd be posting pictures left and right of such beauty.:whistling
But all I get is allot of lip from everyone.
And then.., I end up lookin' like the bad guy here... WTF?:idontknow
here is the why-fors and the how-comes bro

Liz is fucking gorgeous.. props to you for recognizing it. but she isnt either talent or a model. She works for a living and doesn't feel that she has to post her pictures at all... make a good faith gesture to the girls on the board and get your pic taken on top of a big car wearing your speedos bro... maybe they will be more willing to show ya more

You already got pics of Nymph ya selfish turd!! LOL


spaz

[Hammer]

You ignored my last post and still haven't posted a photo of yourself. Most of the members of this board use fake avatars, like Johnny Cash. You've used multiple avatars, none of which were you. So even if that is not her in the photo, what the fuck difference does it make to you?

[Rcourt64]

You ignored my last post and still haven't posted a photo of yourself. Most of the members of this board use fake avatars, like Johnny Cash. You've used multiple avatars, none of which were you. So even if that is not her in the photo, what the fuck difference does it make to you?

The difference is that she states "it is her".... I might post and switch avatars every fucking 30 minutes if I'd like. But I haven't claimed any of them was actually myself.

Oh yaa.., And save your bullshit 'reality Avatar' crap for someone else. As I recall you ran around playing the son of Odin for quite awhile, Now that your come across some sort of reality check with yourself, and your all into the 'real avatar' groove now, does mean I'm fallin into that personality game either.


Liz is fucking gorgeous.. props to you for recognizing it. but she isnt either talent or a model. She works for a living and doesn't feel that she has to post her pictures at all... make a good faith gesture to the girls on the board and get your pic taken on top of a big car wearing your speedos bro... maybe they will be more willing to show ya more

She can use any freakin picture in the entire Internet for whatever she wishes. why would I give a peep??? But don't say that its actually you in the photo, when it's not. :hmm:

[Toby]

But don't say that its actually you in the photo, when it's not. :hmm:
Liz says her avatar photo is of her. I have no reason to doubt it and no one else seems to be questioning that fact.

How 'bout you post some evidence to support your claim that it's not her. Y'know, that innocent until proven guilty thing.

[Rcourt64]

Y'know, that innocent until proven guilty thing.

Hey... :hmm: This is America man, it doesn't work that way anymore.
You know for a fact that in this country your guilty till you prove your innocent.
And that's only effective if the "Shoot now and ask questions later.." policy doesn't kick-in first. :salute:

[spazlabz]

God bless him, Rcourt lives in Florida and I think he may have spent too much time out in the sun with his face pressed against the asphalt mumbling to himself about fake pics and unicorns


spaz

[Rcourt64]

God bless him, Rcourt lives in Florida and I think he may have spent too much time out in the sun with his face pressed against the asphalt mumbling to himself about fake pics and unicorns


spaz

http://myadg.com/op2007/pavement-nitemare.gif

[Jace]

Most of the members of this board use fake avatars, like Johnny Cash.

stalker

my pic is in my profile

avatars are for fun, profile pics are for the real person

you just can't get me out of your mind can you mr "pro"?

[miz_wright]

The difference is that she states "it is her".... I might post and switch avatars every fucking 30 minutes if I'd like. But I haven't claimed any of them was actually myself.

Oh yaa.., And save your bullshit 'reality Avatar' crap for someone else. As I recall you ran around playing the son of Odin for quite awhile, Now that your come across some sort of reality check with yourself, and your all into the 'real avatar' groove now, does mean I'm fallin into that personality game either.




She can use any freakin picture in the entire Internet for whatever she wishes. why would I give a peep??? But don't say that its actually you in the photo, when it's not. :hmm:

OK, so I was going to just ignore the garbage, but you know - RCourt, you've cast aspersions on my character (seriously, lying ho? Is that the best you can do? If it is, maybe GFY is the board for you), and you have continuously questioned whether or not the picture in my avatar is actually me. So here's what I don't understand: I could post links here to my myriad online image galleries, or do one of those dumb things where I hold up a sign in front of me and "prove" it, but you wouldn't believe it anyhow. So why should I try?

I work with April on a daily basis, and she's verified that it's me. I know Gonzo and the Enforcer in person. I could have met everyone on this board and have them verify that I am, in fact, who I say I am, and vouch for the fact that my avatar image is of me. But I don't think that would be good enough for you.

So I am not going to try. It's silly, and frankly, you keep pulling my hair, I'mma get cranky. So, y'know: quit it. The only person that looks silly here is you.

[Hammer]

Oh yaa.., And save your bullshit 'reality Avatar' crap for someone else. As I recall you ran around playing the son of Odin for quite awhile, Now that your come across some sort of reality check with yourself, and your all into the 'real avatar' groove now, does mean I'm fallin into that personality game either.
You really should make sure you know what you're talking about before you say stupid things.

I've been posting on boards using my own image since 2002. For a while I used a photo of me wearing my cycling helmet and for a brief period of time, while I ran the online operations for Klixxx and was the admin for their board, we used the Thor image for branding purposes. That image was still me though because we paid an artist to paint an original piece using my photo. Obviously he aged me and made me tougher looking to fit the image, but it was still me. After I stopped working for Klixxx I went back to using my photo again.

http://www.pornsitepros.com/hammer400.jpg

[Rcourt64]

OK, so I was going to just ignore the garbage, but you know - RCourt, you've cast aspersions on my character (seriously, lying ho? Is that the best you can do? If it is, maybe GFY is the board for you), and you have continuously questioned whether or not the picture in my avatar is actually me. So here's what I don't understand: I could post links here to my myriad online image galleries, or do one of those dumb things where I hold up a sign in front of me and "prove" it, but you wouldn't believe it anyhow. So why should I try?

I work with April on a daily basis, and she's verified that it's me. I know Gonzo and the Enforcer in person. I could have met everyone on this board and have them verify that I am, in fact, who I say I am, and vouch for the fact that my avatar image is of me. But I don't think that would be good enough for you.

So I am not going to try. It's silly, and frankly, you keep pulling my hair, I'mma get cranky. So, y'know: quit it. The only person that looks silly here is you.

Hey? I dropped this last night, "RECALL!!!" ...I'm just replying to statements made to me this morning here on this thread. And now you've returned to talk more about how real your picture is suppose to be?
And for the record I never called you a lying hoe. "where'd I state that at???"
Besides no ones actually said that is you. they might have said the hair color is similar or something to that fact. but thats about it.

[Hammer]

Since Liz goes to trade shows representing AEBN, I'm trying to understand what logic would be served by her using a fake avatar photo so no one would recognize her at a show.

[Rcourt64]

Since Liz goes to trade shows representing AEBN, I'm trying to understand what logic would be served by her using a fake avatar photo so no one would recognize her at a show.

And why can't Bishop just pop in and say that? :scratchin

[Hammer]

And why can't Bishop just pop in and say that? :scratchin
Why should he? You seem to be the only one having a problem with it and are they losing money or affiliates or sleep over the fact that you don't believe it's her? Somehow, I doubt it.

[EmporerEJ]

Well, I know Gonzo's avatar even looks like him. (In a characterized version) And, that's Hammer. And it's certainly me. I've always used both my real name, and my real face.

I'm not hiding from anyone. They want me, they won't have to dig.

[gonzo]

For the record. DragonCon has been pornified.

We roasted 2 celebritied so hard last nighth tye didnt make it to autograph time.

So if you were looking for Kevin Sorbo [he was recovering from me having him in a head lock] or The Chief from BattleStar Galaticia .... it was mine and Scooters fault.

The Chief wants to work in porn now that he saw me leave with 2 of the women.

I told him ..."Ya Gotta Eat More to Score"

I think at some point we lost the multi AVN award winning Mike South along the way. Hope he sobered up enough to come be on this web 2.0 panel with me at 4.

Yall continue...Im either going to a PJ party tonight or an Elvis Casino one.

Fuck porn shows...this is where all the ass is.

[Hammer]

Fuck porn shows...this is where all the ass is.
Ain't that the truth. The majority of chicks at the porn conventions are third rate strippers paid to be there. The real hotties are at the mainstream conventions.

[Footman]

LOL - I almost forgot the original intention of this thread!

[JoesHO]

RCOURT is a a fool and always has been.

he has nothing of value in this business, and is just a waste of time and space ....

BTW I think your pic is HOT!!!!!

now for the important shit, what kind of panties do you wear ?

Shaved, Trimmed or retro bush?

[Robert]

I have a question about AEBN custom theaters. Is it possible to have them open by default in say, Spanish rather than English?

[Footman]

BTW I think your pic is HOT!!!!!

now for the important shit, what kind of panties do you wear ?

Shaved, Trimmed or retro bush?

Joe - I agree she's HOT, but the REAL important question is "what do your feet look like?" :yowsa:

[Hammer]

Joe - I agree she's HOT, but the REAL important question is "what do your feet look like?" :yowsa:
It must be rough being a footman. I can just imagine you meeting a beautiful woman for the first time and sizing her up.

"Hmmm... such a beautiful face, like a Goddess, and hair like silken wheat and those eyes, my God they're hypnotic... and look at those breasts, Jesus, they're fucking perfect and that perfect skin and muscle tone, flat stomach and WOW, now that's what I call an ass... Holy shit, that's the most perfect ass I've ever seen and those legs... Fuck, they're perfect. Long, slender but with must the right amount of muscle, and the calves, damn, perfect, like a runner... and now let's check out... WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD! THOSE THINGS ARE HIDEOUS... Did she have some kind of horrible lawn mower accident or something? Those are the ugliest fucking feet I've ever seen in my life... Well, I guess I'm still looking for Mrs. Right."

[softball]

RCOURT is a a fool and always has been.

he has nothing of value in this business, and is just a waste of time and space ....

BTW I think your pic is HOT!!!!!

now for the important shit, what kind of panties do you wear ?

Shaved, Trimmed or retro bush?
What is it exactly that rcourt does?

[Rcourt64]

RCOURT is a a fool and always has been.

he has nothing of value in this business, and is just a waste of time and space ....


How in the fuck did you become the opinionated penis head about what I do or don't do in the Adult Industry?
Do I even know your little fat bald headed ass? :scratchin

Who the fuck are you to determine what value I have or anyone has for that matter in the Adult Industry?

Don't you have some drugs to sell someone on the Internet or something???
or did that burn out on ya also? like the rest of your small pathetic Internet scheme ideas?

[helix]

this is going to get real ugly real fast :(

[helix]

I think we all need a great big group hug :)

[Jace]

I love how everyone knows what everyone else in the biz does and how much money they make

that argument is the crutch of a fool

[Footman]

It must be rough being a footman. I can just imagine you meeting a beautiful woman for the first time and sizing her up.

"Hmmm... such a beautiful face, like a Goddess, and hair like silken wheat and those eyes, my God they're hypnotic... and look at those breasts, Jesus, they're fucking perfect and that perfect skin and muscle tone, flat stomach and WOW, now that's what I call an ass... Holy shit, that's the most perfect ass I've ever seen and those legs... Fuck, they're perfect. Long, slender but with must the right amount of muscle, and the calves, damn, perfect, like a runner... and now let's check out... WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD! THOSE THINGS ARE HIDEOUS... Did she have some kind of horrible lawn mower accident or something? Those are the ugliest fucking feet I've ever seen in my life... Well, I guess I'm still looking for Mrs. Right."

It's a tough job but some ones got to do it... :okthumb:

[softball]

I love how everyone knows what everyone else in the biz does and how much money they make

that argument is the crutch of a fool

That argument is the folly of the young and inexperienced. Lots do know. Sometimes it is pretty obvious. And, of course, there are those who don't have a freeking clue. I have my own opinions of where you fit in the pecking order, but they are best left unsaid. BTW, I certainly prefer the Johnny Cash avatar.

[Rcourt64]

I have a question about AEBN custom theaters. Is it possible to have them open by default in say, Spanish rather than English?
I missed this comment with all the messing around here :rolleyes:
I hope you noticed the drop down language menu on your theaters at the top right of your pages?
But hell ya, Contact your AEBN rep and they'll pretty much get any customized work done for your theaters. I gotta admit, AEBN has some of the best help and assistance for webmaster and others. They have kick ass rep.:okthumb: "even if they do use fake avatars" :whistling

And they'll work to get what you want done. I've had a bunch of customized theater done though them, and allot of other tech issues fixed thru them also. AEBN is a 5 star sponsor, "with or without an avatar."

[Rcourt64]

You really should make sure you know what you're talking about before you say stupid things.

I've been posting on boards using my own image since 2002. For a while I used a photo of me wearing my cycling helmet and for a brief period of time, while I ran the online operations for Klixxx and was the admin for their board, we used the Thor image for branding purposes. That image was still me though because we paid an artist to paint an original piece using my photo. Obviously he aged me and made me tougher looking to fit the image, but it was still me. After I stopped working for Klixxx I went back to using my photo again.

http://www.pornsitepros.com/hammer400.jpg

I really don't see much of a difference between your and the original?
But if you truly wanna believe that is you? :whistling Then I'm backin' ya 100% there, Mighty One

[JoesHO]

RCOURT you are a worthless piece of shit .... is that clear enough for ya?

[EmporerEJ]

So if you were looking for Kevin Sorbo [he was recovering from me having him in a head lock] or The Chief from BattleStar Galaticia .... it was mine and Scooters fault.

The Chief wants to work in porn now that he saw me leave with 2 of the women.

I told him ..."Ya Gotta Eat More to Score"

I think at some point we lost the multi AVN award winning Mike South along the way. Hope he sobered up enough to come be on this web 2.0 panel with me at 4.

Yall continue...Im either going to a PJ party tonight or an Elvis Casino one.

Fuck porn shows...this is where all the ass is.

Gonzo, did you use me as your "in" again with the BSG people?

:thumbup:

[gonzo]

Gonzo, did you use me as your "in" again with the BSG people?

:thumbup:
No.... I used . . . my new friend Sun Karma

http://www.spookyblog.com/_post/0708/gothicsluts_sunkarmabd.jpg

[Footman]

No.... I used . . . my new friend Sun Karma

http://www.spookyblog.com/_post/0708/gothicsluts_sunkarmabd.jpg

Nice friend :yowsa:

[Forest]

I just figured if you're going to go to all the trouble of making a .jpg to mock me, you might spend the time to make sure the text is correct is all.

dont mind him he is just some newb who is going to re invent the interweb as we know it today and become the next bill gates

[Forest]

RCOURT you are a worthless piece of shit .... is that clear enough for ya?

i rarely agree with joe on many issue but on this one i must concur

[iamkathi]

Cute friend Gonzo. I love the tats....


But, I must be getting jaded. The first thing I thought of was what will those tats look like when she is old and those are hanging around her waist.:o

OMG, I am old

[Jace]

Cute friend Gonzo. I love the tats....


But, I must be getting jaded. The first thing I thought of was what will those tats look like when she is old and those are hanging around her waist.:o

OMG, I am old

when you get to that age does shit like that really matter

it's gunna look bad and saggy anyway, enough to hide it, so it probably won't matter if there are some doodles on it too

[JoesHO]

Damn Gonzo she is a HOTTIE......

good find!:okthumb:

[gonzo]

Damn Gonzo she is a HOTTIE......

good find!:okthumb:
Ill say it again FUCK PORN CONVENTIONS.
I have enough NEW business fom here alone to stay busy for 5 years if I can follow up on it.

[Forest]

What is it exactly that rcourt does?

He's the next Legendary Lars of the webcam industry

[Rcourt64]

What is it exactly that rcourt does?

rhetorical? how many times must you be explained?
I do nothing all day but sit here @ Oprano and bust all yours chops every change I get.
This is asides from all the free porn I get to jack off to all day here @ Oprano.

He's the next Legendary Lars of the webcam industry

What a webcam? :scratchin

[softball]

He's the next Legendary Lars of the webcam industry
I thought he was a truck driver with delusions of being in the porn business.

[Rcourt64]

I thought he was a truck driver with delusions of being in the porn business.
I got a Class A with all endorsements :okthumb: including double, and triple haz-mat & tankers
BREAK 19, BREAK 19, Whats ur 20 rhecccc??? U got ur ears on photofucker??? come back now???

DaammaHevT0

[miz_wright]

Ill say it again FUCK PORN CONVENTIONS.
I have enough NEW business fom here alone to stay busy for 5 years if I can follow up on it.

Dude, so glad to hear it! Been hearing good things about *Con from all over. Can't wait to talk to you :)

[Hammer]

Great new avatar photo, Liz. :okthumb:

[Rcourt64]

Great new avatar photo, Liz. :okthumb:


Hey? same for u man, I think I figured out a solution to this Thor look alike thing with your Avatar Mighty One :okthumb:

See... this way you can keep that god like image you sooo represent, and also keeping it real for the reailty lover :okthumb::okthumb::okthumb:

What you think Hammhoda??? :)

[Toby]

Hey? same for u man...What, no apology to the lady for being wrong about her avatar? C'mon, I know your Momma raised you better than that. :rolleyes:

[softball]

What, no apology to the lady for being wrong about her avatar? C'mon, I know your Momma raised you better than that. :rolleyes:
No you don't.

[Toby]

No you don't.True, I don't know for sure, but I still had to play the "Your Momma" guilt card. :cowboy:

[softball]

True, I don't know for sure, but I still had to play the "Your Momma" guilt card. :cowboy:

lol:whistling

[Rcourt64]

What, no apology to the lady for being wrong about her avatar? C'mon, I know your Momma raised you better than that. :rolleyes:

What I do? Thats not the same person from the other picture:scratchin This is a different girl I see, the other was picture perfect. This one is just blaa, with a really pissed off look in her eyes, holding a sign. "& she looks really mad too" :whistling

[Toby]

What I do? Thats not the same person from the other picture:scratchin This is a different girl I see, the other was picture perfect. This one is just blaa, with a really pissed off look in her eyes, holding a sign. "& she looks really mad too" :whistlingDude, your schtick is wearing very thin. :thumbdown

[Rcourt64]

Dude, your schtick is wearing very thin. :thumbdown

My whaaaaaaat???????

[AprilK-AEBN]

No.... I used . . . my new friend Sun Karma

http://www.spookyblog.com/_post/0708/gothicsluts_sunkarmabd.jpg


See I leave Gonzo to play at Dragon Con for the weekend and he's off with another girl :blink: lol

[Footman]

See I leave Gonzo to play at Dragon Con for the weekend and he's off with another girl :blink: lol

It's ok April... I'll play with you :waving:

Rcourt... come on dude, it's time to man up. Ya know me and how I feel about getting into frays, but sheesh.

[AprilK-AEBN]

[quote=Footman;794251]It's ok April... I'll play with you :waving:
:thumbup::thumbup: YAY!
I mean atleast Gonzo found a hot looking one ;) So I really cant blame him.

[gonzo]

[quote=Footman;794251]It's ok April... I'll play with you :waving:
:thumbup::thumbup: YAY!
I mean atleast Gpnzo found a hot looking one ;) So I really cant blame him.
Theres a pic around somewhere of her flashing the SHOCKER!

[AprilK-AEBN]

[quote=AprilK-AEBN;794253]
Theres a pic around somewhere of her flashing the SHOCKER!

lol, the hotness. :)

[Toby]

My whaaaaaaat???????Geez, gotta lead you around by the hand...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schtick

[AprilK-AEBN]

So how was your weekend GONZO?? I seriously need to come to Dragon Con next year!

[Rcourt64]

Yes, but not in a very long time...

ya I haven't played in a long time either, I was white
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/56/53/22595356.jpg

[Rcourt64]

Yes, but not in a very long time...
me neither it seems,:( I got takin' out by the bishop
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/56/53/22595356.jpg

I need to practice more.

[JoesHO]

RCourt, I bet whenever you enter a room, everyone suddenly leaves and has someplace else to go too huh?

[spazlabz]

RCourt, I bet whenever you enter a room, everyone suddenly leaves and has someplace else to go too huh?
heh heh good one Joe.. except away from Oprano he's pretty cool. He is just a peckerwood while here :D


spaz

[sarettah]

heh heh good one Joe.. except away from Oprano he's pretty cool. He is just a peckerwood while here :D


spaz

You mean RCourt might not be showing his true self here on Oprano???

Nah, couldn't be. Everyone on the boards are just like they are in real life, aren't they??

I mean, that would mean that RCourt is screwing around and not being serious and we know that wouldn't happen, right ??




:scratchin