Liz_AEBN and April_AEBN

[TheEnforcer]

If I move to North Carolina can we start our own version of Big Love (http://www.hbo.com/biglove/) together? ;)

[miz_wright]

*laugh*

I dunno... Tempting though it may be, I think that's too many dogs in one house!

'sides, you think you're man enough to handle both of us full-time? :juggle01:

[TheEnforcer]

Oh... I'd make sure I could. :okthumb:

[gonzo]

Oh... I'd make sure I could. :okthumb:
So you enjoy chicks standing on your balls and kicking you im the nuts?

[miz_wright]

Oh... I'd make sure I could. :okthumb:

*cracks up*

I dunno, man. Two women and one guy always sounds good. Like the saying goes, though: the best part of living with two women is... Living with TWO women!

The worst part about living with two wome? LIVING with two women. *laughs*

[gonzo]

*cracks up*

I dunno, man. Two women and one guy always sounds good. Like the saying goes, though: the best part of living with two women is... Living with TWO women!

The worst part about living with two wome? LIVING with two women. *laughs*
Just wait till all that estrogen gets in sync and it becomes the "House of Blood" one week a month.

[TheEnforcer]

LOL

They would be MUCH nicer than that!! Actually I'm a lady short to get my true Big love experience. ;) So I have no doubt I'd manage. :okthumb:

[Jace]

hey now, the wife and I are moving to NC in February....how about we start a nudist colony?

[TheEnforcer]

heck.. why not. LOL

[miz_wright]

hey now, the wife and I are moving to NC in February....how about we start a nudist colony?


Will y'all allow fully clothed folks in your colony? 'Cos I am not so much with the nakey. :P

[gonzo]

Will y'all allow fully clothed folks in your colony? 'Cos I am not so much with the nakey. :P
You need to look at some of the Tabitha Stern videos in the library up there. If Jace is involved you dont need to worry about clothing...youd better wear goggles!!!!

[Jace]

You need to look at some of the Tabitha Stern videos in the library up there. If Jace is involved you dont need to worry about clothing...youd better wear goggles!!!!

ROFL

[miz_wright]

You need to look at some of the Tabitha Stern videos in the library up there. If Jace is involved you dont need to worry about clothing...youd better wear goggles!!!!

:okthumb:
As a recovering club/ goth kid:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w193/dv8_productions/sub/bukkake.jpg

[gonzo]

:okthumb:
As a recovering club/ goth kid:


http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w193/dv8_productions/sub/bukkake.jpg

DOnt let em fool you Liz ... its never an accident!

[AprilK-AEBN]

If I move to North Carolina can we start our own version of Big Love (http://www.hbo.com/biglove/) together? ;)


lol...sure, why not. But remember, the rumor is I got the hots for Gonzo and we are dating:) Just see the other thread about that. :whistling

[AprilK-AEBN]

*laugh*

I dunno... Tempting though it may be, I think that's too many dogs in one house!

'sides, you think you're man enough to handle both of us full-time? :juggle01:


:bustingupThats hilarious!

[TheEnforcer]

lol...sure, why not. But remember, the rumor is I got the hots for Gonzo and we are dating:) Just see the other thread about that. :whistling

I have no problems cock blocking Gonzo!! ;)

[miz_wright]

I have no problems cock blocking Gonzo!! ;)


Yeh, but HE might have a problem with it... Just sayin' ;)

[AprilK-AEBN]

I have no problems cock blocking Gonzo!! ;)


OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job ;) I will be theirs :thumbup:

[miz_wright]

OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job ;) I will be theirs :thumbup:


Oh, MAN. Why didn't I think of that?!

Hmmm. What do I want/ need/ desire madly...? :wink:

[AprilK-AEBN]

Yes Liz...you got to always get something from them first, before you give up your love to those men, lol. :okthumb:

[TheEnforcer]

Yeh, but HE might have a problem with it... Just sayin' ;)

That's his problem not mine!! :)

[TheEnforcer]

Yes Liz...you got to always get something from them first, before you give up your love to those men, lol. :okthumb:

Nah.. all you have to do is watch The Pick Up Artist (http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_pick_up_artist/series.jhtml) and you'll be putty in their hands!! :blink:

[Hammer]

OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job ;) I will be theirs :thumbup:
How 'bout if I send you a nice pushup bra?

[Rcourt64]

How 'bout if I send you a nice pushup bra?

:lol: your just a cheap ass mofo? ain't ya?
I bet you'd sent it C.O.D too. lol

[miz_wright]

How 'bout if I send you a nice pushup bra?

Wow, Hammer... Sky's the limit with you, innit, buddy? *laughing*

And afterwards, I bet you take her to a fancy dinner at The Sizzler, am I right?

[AprilK-AEBN]

Wow, Hammer... Sky's the limit with you, innit, buddy? *laughing*

And afterwards, I bet you take her to a fancy dinner at The Sizzler, am I right?

Liz you should know that the Sizzler is too expensive for Hammer, the best a lady can get out of Hammer is KFC:blink:

[gonzo]

Damn april is just like Mary34D.
Love em and leave em.

[Hammer]

Sizzler and KFC? WTF? Who the hell spends that kind of money on a chic? Taco Bell is splurging and the rest of the time it's frozen dinners and delivery.

[miz_wright]

Sizzler and KFC? WTF? Who the hell spends that kind of money on a chic? Taco Bell is splurging and the rest of the time it's frozen dinners and delivery.

'Cos nothing sez hot, sweaty lovin' like a gassy babe.

... sometimes, it's better to spring for the meal, man. ;)

[AprilK-AEBN]

Hell if you are going to take a woman to Taco Bell, you could atleast shell out some money for some Beano or Gas-X, that last one you took out could of really used it :burn:

[AprilK-AEBN]

:lol: your just a cheap ass mofo? ain't ya?
I bet you'd sent it C.O.D too. lol


probably would ;)

[Rcourt64]

'Cos nothing sez hot, sweaty lovin' like a gassy babe.


Ya know whats the scariest part of this comment is?
That my feelings tell your being sincere with what you just said? :blink:

probably would ;)

You need to come sit next to me April so maybe we can discuss this issue better.
You can tell me & show me all about what size and type you want to get, And we'll talk trash about how cheap Hammer is also. :okthumb:

[Toby]

http://zeesporn.com/yo-quiero.jpg

[miz_wright]

Ya know whats the scariest part of this comment is?
That my feelings tell your being sincere with what you just said? :blink:



You need to come sit next to me April so maybe we can discuss this issue better.
You can tell me & show me all about what size and type you want to get, And we'll talk trash about how cheap Hammer is also. :okthumb:

:mfr_omg:
Ew! Ew! EW! See, there was winking! Indicating sarcasm! Not the hotness of gassy. *shudders self off forum*

[AprilK-AEBN]

Ya know whats the scariest part of this comment is?
That my feelings tell your being sincere with what you just said? :blink:



You need to come sit next to me April so maybe we can discuss this issue better.
You can tell me & show me all about what size and type you want to get, And we'll talk trash about how cheap Hammer is also. :okthumb:


See here's a real man for you:) The rest of you men take lessons;)

[AprilK-AEBN]

:hide:http://zeesporn.com/yo-quiero.jpg

[gonzo]

See here's a real man for you:) The rest of you men take lessons;)
You told me a real man was like that nikki sixx udude at Internext or like Daniel and his guyliner.

[Hammer]

How can you say I'm cheap? I'll spend a whole $5 bill on you at Taco Bell and fuck the beeno, I enjoy the subtle piquant of refried bean farts while I'm sitting next to you at the movie aftewards. Hell, if it gets too bad I'll just roll the windows down for a while.

[gonzo]

How can you say I'm cheap? I'll spend a whole $5 bill on you at Taco Bell and fuck the beeno, I enjoy the subtle piquant of refried bean farts while I'm sitting next to you at the movie aftewards. Hell, if it gets too bad I'll just roll the windows down for a while.

You dont take lawn chairs in the back of your pick up?

[Hammer]

You dont take lawn chairs in the back of your pick up?
Nope, the bank repoed my pickemup truck so now I'm driving my Mom's Honda.

[sarettah]

OK, the first guy that buys me a nice boob job ;) I will be theirs :thumbup:

Do not destroy nature......please. :headwall::headwall::headwall:

There is no such thing as "Too Small" in titology.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste :okthumb:

[Rcourt64]

Nope, the bank repoed my pickemup truck so now I'm driving my Mom's Honda.

http://myadg.com/op2007/moms_honda.gif

[Nymph]

Do not destroy nature......please. :headwall::headwall::headwall:

There is no such thing as "Too Small" in titology.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste :okthumb:

I was always told...
"The closer the bone, the sweeter the meat" ;)

[Rcourt64]

Do not destroy nature......please. :headwall::headwall::headwall:

There is no such thing as "Too Small" in titology.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste :okthumb:

You must be a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee :hmm:

[Hammer]

Anything more that a mouthful is a waste? What about what you can hold with two hands?

[sarettah]

You must be a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee :hmm:

Less is more :okthumb:

[sarettah]

Anything more that a mouthful is a waste? What about what you can hold with two hands?



Leave my cock out of this please :blink:

[miz_wright]

http://zeesporn.com/yo-quiero.jpg


Now, this is a man who's sense of humour I get... C'mere, Toby, let's talk ;)

[Toby]

Now, this is a man who's sense of humour I get... C'mere, Toby, let's talk ;)Can I finish my coffee first? ;)

[miz_wright]

Can I finish my coffee first? ;)


Why bother? I've still got my curly straw in my coffee pot this morning *grin*

[Rcourt64]

Why bother? I've still got my curly straw in my coffee pot this morning *grin*

Your a fruit loop type gal :rolleyes: I can kinda see this from you.
Your gonna be fun to mess with :okthumb:

[miz_wright]

Your a fruit loop type gal :rolleyes: I can kinda see this from you.
Your gonna be fun to mess with :okthumb:


;) I prefer Rice Crispies, actually: they talk back!

[AprilK-AEBN]

:seesaw01: You guys are making me laugh!!

[Rcourt64]

;) I prefer Rice Crispies, actually: they talk back!

:bustingup HAHAHA. Ahh yes, your awesome, You got style Liz-AEBN:clapping:

Hey AprilK-AEBN? I think I'm getting myself a new Rep... :whistling lol

[Toby]

Why bother? I've still got my curly straw in my coffee pot this morning *grin*Kewl, got another straw?

[miz_wright]

Kewl, got another straw?

But of course! *brandishes curly straw and coffee pot*

[AprilK-AEBN]

:bustingup HAHAHA. Ahh yes, your awesome, You got style Liz-AEBN:clapping:

Hey AprilK-AEBN? I think I'm getting myself a new Rep... :whistling lol

:1buttkickYou can have her if you want her, lol, but just remember they all come crawling back to me at the end :1DBH:

[miz_wright]

:1buttkickYou can have her if you want her, lol, but just remember they all come crawling back to me at the end :1DBH:

OHO! Is that a challenge, Young One? I share, though - you know I <3 you :dance:

[AprilK-AEBN]

OHO! Is that a challenge, Young One? I share, though - you know I <3 you :dance:

I <3 you too!! I know sharing our room together in Florida ment something to you ;) and someone else out there :whistling

Remember 2 words: 5 Minutes:1thud:

LMAO-Ok Liz is going to officially kill me now.

[miz_wright]

I <3 you too!! I know sharing our room together in Florida ment something to you ;) and someone else out there :whistling

Remember 2 words: 5 Minutes:1thud:

LMAO-Ok Liz is going to officially kill me now.


Nah, I wouldn't kill you, babes. But EVERYONE knows that women have too many orgasms (http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/12-14-2005-83931.asp) anyhow. Clearly, that five minutes is working for some folks.... ;)

[AprilK-AEBN]

Nah, I wouldn't kill you, babes. But EVERYONE knows that women have too many orgasms (http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/12-14-2005-83931.asp) anyhow. Clearly, that five minutes is working for some folks.... ;)

HaHaHa:okthumb: I guess thats why there are so many vibrators, toys, etc. :whistling

[Rcourt64]

HaHaHa:okthumb: I guess thats why there are so many vibrators, toys, etc. :whistling


Whoa Nelly?? So where to I fit in the toy picture here?
I'm getting bump here :(

[AprilK-AEBN]

Whoa Nelly?? So where to I fit in the toy picture here?
I'm getting bump here :(


lol..remember you want Liz now ;)

[Rcourt64]

lol..remember you want Liz now ;)
Ahhh Heck No, I can't seem to handle being around people who out wit me all the time.
Thats why I hang here allot ;)

[Toby]

Ahhh Heck No, I can't seem to handle being around people who out wit me all the time.
Thats why I hang here allot ;)
:scratchin Now where did I leave my hip waders?

[bluemoney]

Whoa Nelly?? So where to I fit in the toy picture here?
I'm getting bump here :(
Maybe they will let you play the part of "L.C" :okthumb:

[miz_wright]

Whoa Nelly?? So where to I fit in the toy picture here?
I'm getting bump here :(


Awww, poor punkin! Everyone knows the toys are supplemental to our love, not a replacement... :huh: Yeh, yeh! That's it!

[Rcourt64]

Maybe they will let you play the part of "L.C" :okthumb:

You'd like to see that? wouldn't you? thats creepy from someone in sexy college-ville

[Footman]

Oddly I'm a little turned on right now...

:yowsa:

[Bama]

Wow, Hammer... Sky's the limit with you, innit, buddy? *laughing*

And afterwards, I bet you take her to a fancy dinner at The Sizzler, am I right?

Damn!

At least Hammer 1 up'd me. He's offering to send a bra and I was gonna' offer to walk around all day holding em' up for her!

[gonzo]

Damn!

At least Hammer 1 up'd me. He's offering to send a bra and I was gonna' offer to walk around all day holding em' up for her!
Them girls be too smart for that we got no play off of it.

[miz_wright]

Them girls be too smart for that we got no play off of it.

Aww, poor, poor Pookie. Ain't got no love...

[AprilK-AEBN]

:butt:heehee

[AprilK-AEBN]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DCKQ3ZNkivY

[trishauptown]

So you enjoy chicks standing on your balls and kicking you im the nuts?


If so, we should introduce him to Vittoria too!!!

[Rcourt64]

If so, we should introduce him to Vittoria too!!!
Hey look ...it's rhetorical's girlfriend :waving: How u been?
doin' your weekly's huh?

[Toby]

If so, we should introduce him to Vittoria too!!!Yes, that sounds like a wonderful idea. :D

Naked Ballbusting
http://www.dressingforsex.com/images/ballbusting_latexgarter.gif
(http://www.vittoriaerotica.com/blog/post/index/137/Naked-Ballbusting)

[Footman]

Yes, that sounds like a wonderful idea. :D

Naked Ballbusting
http://www.dressingforsex.com/images/ballbusting_latexgarter.gif
(http://www.vittoriaerotica.com/blog/post/index/137/Naked-Ballbusting)

OUCH! I have a better idea for those sexy feet