Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown

[Hammer]

I knew you would appreciate another Uptown kid appreciation thread. :whistling

Now, if we can just figure out what to do with her boyfriend, that sweet round beautiful ass can be all mine.

[softball]

I knew you would appreciate another Uptown kid appreciation thread. :whistling

Now, if we can just figure out what to do with her boyfriend, that sweet round beautiful ass can be all mine.

Don't do it. It is approaching its sell by date and you will regret this hasty decision.

[Hammer]

Don't do it. It is approaching its sell by date and you will regret this hasty decision.
I admit it is pretty hasty, but she let me rub my ball on her pussy and then she hypnotized me while I squeezing behind her at the bar. Now I have an uncontrollable desire to worship her ass. :wnw:

[softball]

I admit it is pretty hasty, but she let me rub my ball on her pussy and then she hypnotized me while I squeezing behind her at the bar. Now I have an uncontrollable desire to worship her ass. :wnw:

Damn good thing it was only one ball or you would have been toast. Stay away from the light.

[trishauptown]

Follow the light..........follow the light..............

[softball]

Follow the light..........follow the light..............
cool post sweetheart. Insightful. Thougtful. It really does engender the best that porn girls have to offer. Kind of like the big ass old time bikini shot. I assume you have big hair curlers and a moped as well. Follow the light girl.

[softball]

Oh and one more thing, when the consensus is that your only talent is having a perfect ass is your mark in life, then you might consider what it is you do for a living. A gift of nature is not a talent. It is pure luck.

[Hammer]

She doesn't just have a nice ass. She's a very sweet girl.

I just keep hoping that if I tell her she has a nice ass, she'll hold it against me... again.

[softball]

She doesn't just have a nice ass. She's a very sweet girl.

I just keep hoping that if I tell her she has a nice ass, she'll hold it against me... again.
Don't do it. Her ass is just bait. You know...hook, line and ......well you know the rest.

[Hammer]

I... must... resist... I... must... Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I'm old and if I had the chance to tap that ass, I'd do it at least twice.

[softball]

I... must... resist... I... must... Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I'm old and if I had the chance to tap that ass, I'd do it at least twice.
Hammer, I am old and that shit is just the devil. I would do it, but it would just be an audition.

[trishauptown]

Too Funny!!!

[ScreaM]

Too Funny!!!

LOL!

tempted!

[Footman]

I... must... resist... I... must... Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I'm old and if I had the chance to tap that ass, I'd do it at least twice.

Twice?! Sheesh... I think I need new vitamins!

[TheEnforcer]

Hammer, I suggest you look at one of my quotes in my sig for inspiration.

Trisha, I already have an ex-wife so it would be less messy all around. :yowsa: :okthumb:

[trishauptown]

too funny!!!!!!