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gonzo
08-06-2007, 11:22 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/106709219_6c8be9703b.jpg?v=0
Annie
08-06-2007, 02:31 PM
That just looks sweet!
gonzo
08-06-2007, 02:52 PM
That just looks sweet!
I think mine is in the book he sent me.
I didnt realize it was a functional lock picking set.
No more port for Darci next time we are in vegas.
Hell Puppy
08-06-2007, 10:39 PM
I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa.

And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.
softball
08-06-2007, 10:54 PM
I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa.

And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.

Not one of those metal condoms, was it?
Jace
08-07-2007, 12:23 AM
I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa.

And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.

let me guess, RogerV and his coke blade?
Hell Puppy
08-07-2007, 03:23 AM
let me guess, RogerV and his coke blade?

that's the one.

handed me one after about 20 goose drivers on way to the bus back to the hotel. it was dark, i was inubriated, i thought it was just a metal card. So i filed it with all the other cards i had collected that night. and when i got back to the room put them all in the business card pouch in my computer backpack. and promptly went thru security with it the next morning.

TSB would have every right to hassle me about it. it's thin enough that the edge and corners could actually do some damage to a human throat.
gonzo
08-07-2007, 03:45 AM
that's the one.

handed me one after about 20 goose drivers on way to the bus back to the hotel. it was dark, i was inubriated, i thought it was just a metal card. So i filed it with all the other cards i had collected that night. and when i got back to the room put them all in the business card pouch in my computer backpack. and promptly went thru security with it the next morning.

TSB would have every right to hassle me about it. it's thin enough that the edge and corners could actually do some damage to a human throat.

It didnt help that it was etched like a razor blade and had the words Porn Pushers on it.

Remove all doubt. Im surprised we both still arent in Tampa TSA.
EmporerEJ
08-08-2007, 01:05 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/106709219_6c8be9703b.jpg?v=0

Isn't this a violation of his parole?

:whistling
ScreaM
08-08-2007, 02:09 AM
lol that is ONE unique card!
TheEnforcer
08-08-2007, 04:25 PM
Fuck.. didn't know you were at the show HP> Missed you there... :(
gonzo
08-08-2007, 04:29 PM
Fuck.. didn't know you were at the show HP> Missed you there... :(
He was in Tampa. We were there recoping some of our hosting bill at the NatNet party.

This time around he was piled up in his underware working on the Fat Fucking Crime Syndicate.
Hell Puppy
08-08-2007, 11:27 PM
He was in Tampa. We were there recoping some of our hosting bill at the NatNet party.

This time around he was piled up in his underware working on the Fat Fucking Crime Syndicate.

I'm stealthy for a fat fuck though, usually no one knows i'm at a show even when i am there.