Rhetorical this is for you

[gonzo]

Im sure the message and the sender are self explanitory...

http://www.evildesires.com/oprano/kissmyass.jpg

[Hell Puppy]

Im sure the message and the sender are self explanitory...

http://www.evildesires.com/oprano/kissmyass.jpg


I'll be in my bunk.

[sarettah]

How many years you been doing this and still can't resize a fucking image? :headwall::headwall::headwall:

http://www.bntnews.com/kmy.jpg

[softball]

Why should I recognize some chick with a muffin top tummy cleaning shit off her flip flop and allowing someone to photograph said event? Gonzo, you gotta give me a clue, dude.

[Hammer]

Why should I recognize some chick with a muffin top tummy cleaning shit off her flip flop and allowing someone to photograph said event? Gonzo, you gotta give me a clue, dude.
Trisha Uptown.

She let me wipe my balls on her pussy for luck.

Sarettah, same thing I thought.

[softball]

Trisha Uptown.

She let me wipe my balls on her pussy for luck.

Sarettah, same thing I thought.
Ah, I shoulda known that. A nineties relic bikini and all. That girl follows the trends. LMFAO. I thought it was a mid west tourist who stumbled out of a Winnebago.

[Forest]

man i need to get me a pair of those orange crocs

[Hammer]

man i need to get me a pair of those orange crocs
Don't be a dweeb and get a pair that are two sizes too big though.

[Hell Puppy]

How many years you been doing this and still can't resize a fucking image? :headwall::headwall::headwall:

http://www.bntnews.com/kmy.jpg

Baby steps dude, baby steps...

At least he got it off the camera and onto the web this time. That's progress...

[Jace]

A nineties relic bikini and all. That girl follows the trends.

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

[Hell Puppy]

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

Yeah, I got rid of mine.

[softball]

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days
Well in the past year, I have been on the Cote d'Azure, Ipanema and Copacabana, and this shit has disappeared. That should tell this chick something. Hey, but trailer trash sells. Who am I to argue with commerce? But if I was this girl, I would stash that trash with my big hair curlers.

[softball]

Yeah, I got rid of mine.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

[Hammer]

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

[Rcourt64]

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

Your not gonna bring your wife in this again? are ya? :scratchin

[Jace]

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

you're too easy :yowsa:

[Hammer]

you're too easy :yowsa:
I'm old.

[softball]

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.
I kind of, sort of, maybe agree with the the hot chick comment, but dude, what were you drinking?

Edit: I just saw your last post...you are if that girl turns your crank. Or maybe, not old enough.

[Hammer]

I kind of, sort of, maybe agree with the the hot chick comment, but dude, what were you drinking?
Fiji water.

[softball]

Fiji water.

What do they put in that shit....kava?

[Hammer]

What do they put in that shit....kava?
I'm not sure, but it did seem to have some mild hallucinogenic qualities.

[softball]

I'm not sure, but it did seem to have some mild hallucinogenic qualities.

kava

[Forest]

Don't be a dweeb and get a pair that are two sizes too big though.

i prefer one size too small

makes my feet look thexy

[spazlabz]

Fashion criticisms aside, she does have a nice ass

wheres the pics of Vittoria?


spaz

[Hammer]

Fashion criticisms aside, she does have a nice ass

It's definitely nice, and you should feel it. All smooth and soft and firm at the same time.

http://girlsblog.net/images/06tresh.jpg

[gonzo]

She really is one of the nicest women in this business.

Id like to see her personal site do well.

[spazlabz]

It's definitely nice, and you should feel it. All smooth and soft and firm at the same time.

http://girlsblog.net/images/06tresh.jpg

LOL Shitting Vulture was correct........ you ARE a dick LOL

freaking bragger!!!


spaz

[Hammer]

What can I say? We couldn't keep our hands off each other. She's a very friendly girl.

[spazlabz]

What can I say? We couldn't keep our hands off each other. She's a very friendly girl.
I wonder if a crumpled up dollar bill, 2 dimes, 3 pennies, four nickles and a piece of pocket lint is enough for me to go to the next show! :)


spaz

[softball]

I wonder if a crumpled up dollar bill, 2 dimes, 3 pennies, four nickles and a piece of pocket lint is enough for me to go to the next show! :)


spaz

No, but it is enough to join a certain Canadian girl's website, I hear.

[bluemoney]

Thought #1 “I now understand why GonZo doesn’t post pics”

Thought #2 “Goddamn that’s a nice ass”!

[softball]

Here's what that ass needs.....
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/601799/the_super_wedgie/

[trishauptown]

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

I think many will disagree with you and rhetorical.....the g-string and the t-back will never go out of style.........there were plenty of girls wearing them.

[trishauptown]

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

Thank ya hammer!!!

[trishauptown]

Thought #1 “I now understand why GonZo doesn’t post pics”

Thought #2 “Goddamn that’s a nice ass”!

Thank Ya Babe!!!! BTW.....still working on the pics.

[Jace]

I think many will disagree with you and rhetorical.....the g-string and the t-back will never go out of style.........there were plenty of girls wearing them.

well, I know this is going to sound horrible, but this is the way I see it

I like clothing on girls that accentuates the girls figure and makes them look sexy because the combination of the clothing and figure compliments each other...the issues I always had with tbacks, g strings, etc is that it is basically the attention whore of the clothing rack, it is what girls wear when they can't get creative enough to pick out something out that flatters their figure more....in other words they are the easy choices

I sound totally gay I know, but items of clothing like that don't flatter the figure at all, they just scream look at me!

I have a hot wife and I have fucked hundreds of girls in my life, so I am now at a point when I am really picky about what I like....which is pretty rare in a guy, most guys see skin and their brain stops, I usually find my self critiquing more than anything these days

anyway, I guess my pain killers have kicked in cause I am rambling...LOL

[trishauptown]

well, I know this is going to sound horrible, but this is the way I see it

I like clothing on girls that accentuates the girls figure and makes them look sexy because the combination of the clothing and figure compliments each other...the issues I always had with tbacks, g strings, etc is that it is basically the attention whore of the clothing rack, it is what girls wear when they can't get creative enough to pick out something out that flatters their figure more....in other words they are the easy choices

I sound totally gay I know, but items of clothing like that don't flatter the figure at all, they just scream look at me!

I have a hot wife and I have fucked hundreds of girls in my life, so I am now at a point when I am really picky about what I like....which is pretty rare in a guy, most guys see skin and their brain stops, I usually find my self critiquing more than anything these days

anyway, I guess my pain killers have kicked in cause I am rambling...LOL

But dont you hate tan lines............

[Hell Puppy]

But dont you hate tan lines............

I dont mind tan lines....follow 'em like a road map...

[Toby]

But dont you hate tan lines............I can't speak for Jace, but I think tanlines can be very sexy.

[Jace]

But dont you hate tan lines............

not really, I actually LOVE tan lines

i actually like it either way

I hate tan lines on myself, but can find them very sexy on women

[softball]

not really, I actually LOVE tan lines

i actually like it either way

I hate tan lines on myself, but can find them very sexy on women
Guys love tan lines. Guys love panties. Girls like this Trisha person don't get it. That is why her site.....for me....is boring as stink. But hey what do I know. The big ass picture...well those are a dime a dozen. Girl, you are BORING. I hope this helps you in your future endeavours because it seems that it is just not me that is calling you out. If you can't think like a man, then you will never...and I stand by this....make more than a 100K a year which, in porn, is pathetic. Here's lookin' at you kid.

[Jace]

my personal favorite look as far as tan lines go is when girls go to the tanning bed naked a bunch of times and get a base tan, then they wear their bikini for a few days outside

so you have the tan lines that are actually tan, and the rest of you which is VERY tan

[softball]

my personal favorite look as far as tan lines go is when girls go to the tanning bed naked a bunch of times and get a base tan, then they wear their bikini for a few days outside

so you have the tan lines that are actually tan, and the rest of you which is VERY tan

Less is more. You can take that to the bank.

[Hammer]

What is it with you fashion police? It was a porn convention for Christ's sake, not a fashion show.

[Jace]

What is it with you fashion police? It was a porn convention for Christ's sake, not a fashion show.

so you are saying porn people don't need to have style? hehe

[Hammer]

so you are saying porn people don't need to have style? hehe
Nope, I'm saying that at a porn convention, it doesn't really matter. Most of the guys are hoping they'll get completely naked anyway.

Personally I don't care, because most of the chicks at the conventions aren't all that and we look at naked chicks all day, so the only guys that are really impressed are newbies or fans that paid the $250 to ogle the chicks, but Trisha is just trying to make a buck.

You got pissed in the thread on GFY because some people made negative comments about your attempt to promote your blog, and yet you have no problem critiquing what Trisha wore at the convention, even though she clearly never asked for your opinion.

[bluemoney]

Thank Ya Babe!!!! BTW.....still working on the pics.
Keep me posted :yowsa:

[softball]

What is it with you fashion police? It was a porn convention for Christ's sake, not a fashion show.
Nothing to do with fashion. Hell, I make my living out of retro. But when some chick sticks her ass in my face in a worn out old thong that should have died ten years ago, I kind of tell it like it is. She has a great ass and no taste. I find it boring as stink. Great asses are what....lets see....400 bucks a day. All day long. So what is the big deal? I mean this in the best possible taste.

[Jace]

Nope, I'm saying that at a porn convention, it doesn't really matter. Most of the guys are hoping they'll get completely naked anyway.

Personally I don't care, because most of the chicks at the conventions aren't all that and we look at naked chicks all day, so the only guys that are really impressed are newbies or fans that paid the $250 to ogle the chicks, but Trisha is just trying to make a buck.

You got pissed in the thread on GFY because some people made negative comments about your attempt to promote your blog, and yet you have no problem critiquing what Trisha wore at the convention, even though she clearly never asked for your opinion.

trisha is a VERY old friend of ours (going on 8 years now I believe) and I was under the impression we were just making conversation, sorry if you took it another way

and i never got pissed on gfy, as I said over there, shit like that makes me laugh because it is something you can ALWAY count on

[softball]

trisha is a VERY old friend of ours (going on 8 years now I believe) and I was under the impression we were just making conversation, sorry if you took it another way

and i never got pissed on gfy, as I said over there, shit like that makes me laugh because it is something you can ALWAY count on

curiouser and curiouser. So you have a vested interest in this girl. No wonder you are promoting her around here. Hmmmmm. But I always suspected there was an ulterior motive in your posts. Nice try. Pitch another vanilla web girl.

[Jace]

curiouser and curiouser. So you have a vested interest in this girl. No wonder you are promoting her around here. Hmmmmm. But I always suspected there was an ulterior motive in your posts. Nice try. Pitch another vanilla web girl.

HUH??? where the fuck did I promote her around here? LOL

I have absolutely NO clue what you are talking about...I don't have a single business deal with her

I love trisha to death, she is a great person to hang out with and fun as hell, but we have done no business together at all

jesus man, just like a woman again, reading WAY too much into what people say...

[softball]

HUH??? where the fuck did I promote her around here? LOL

I have absolutely NO clue what you are talking about...I don't have a single business deal with her

I love trisha to death, she is a great person to hang out with and fun as hell, but we have done no business together at all

jesus man, just like a woman again, reading WAY too much into what people say...
Now that is funny.

[Forest]

But dont you hate tan lines............

i actually love tan lines

sexy

[softball]

i actually love tan lines

sexy
If you don't love tan lines, you are prolly a homo sexual. Trish does not get this.

[Hammer]

I like tan lines and I also like all over tans. What I don't like is no tan at all. Of course, some day when those girls have skin cancer, they'll probably wish they hadn't listened to us.

[softball]

I like tan lines and I also like all over tans. What I don't like is no tan at all. Of course, some day when those girls have skin cancer, they'll probably wish they hadn't listened to us.
Personally I love white girls. Ghosts.

[Hammer]

Personally I love white girls. Ghosts.
Yeah, but you live in Canada, it's not like you have a lot of choice. On the other hand, I live in Florida where someone without a tan is automatically assumed to be from Canada and branded a snow bird and a nuisance that must be tolerated because they support our economy.

[softball]

Yeah, but you live in Canada, it's not like you have a lot of choice. On the other hand, I live in Florida where someone without a tan is automatically assumed to be from Canada and branded a snow bird and a nuisance that must be tolerated because they support our economy.
Yeah, kind of like the tanned septics (what the English call Americans...it rhymes with septic tanks) that come here to ski at Whistler. A pain in the ass and a freeking nuisance in their rental Ford Exploders. But hell tourists are what we all are when we leave home.

[trishauptown]

trisha is a VERY old friend of ours (going on 8 years now I believe) and I was under the impression we were just making conversation, sorry if you took it another way

and i never got pissed on gfy, as I said over there, shit like that makes me laugh because it is something you can ALWAY count on

we are just making conversation........i actually dont like tan lines......and when i wore my fullback at the JBMDoesCabo show....I hated that i had a full back tan line on my butt........i personally dont like tan lines but of course to each their own.

[trishauptown]

HUH??? where the fuck did I promote her around here? LOL

I have absolutely NO clue what you are talking about...I don't have a single business deal with her

I love trisha to death, she is a great person to hang out with and fun as hell, but we have done no business together at all

jesus man, just like a woman again, reading WAY too much into what people say...

Jace and I know each other from way back.......but we dont do any biz together.......not for any reason or another just haven't.......he has no reason to promote me or not to promote me.

[Footman]

Firstly, Trisha's ass would look great in a steel box.

Secondly, she's working with great genetics. That and apparently a great attitude and friendly personality. Why all the hate and venom?

I never understood why people who claim to have absolutely no interest in someone spend so much time talking about them. I see something I don't like I may say something here and there, but for the most part I move on to other things. There's plenty of room in this biz, and the world for that matter, for everyone and their respective likes.

By the way, Thanks for posting the first pic! I love it :yowsa:

[spazlabz]

I never understood why people who claim to have absolutely no interest in someone spend so much time talking about them.
That is kind of counter-intuitive aint it?

spaz

[Footman]

<-------- Loves small tan lines on sexy girls - I find them sexy. Kind of like you're seeing something that you're not supposed to see.

All over tan is ok but can be too much sometimes, then they just look like a piece of leather.

White, non tanned can be nice but it had better be perfect milky white without a single blemish and great hair, eyes and structure.

[spazlabz]

I like tan lines because they highlight the most interesting areas of a woman :)


spaz

[Footman]

That is kind of counter-intuitive aint it?

spaz

I guess for some people it is. Not for me. If I really don't care about someone, they're not in my mind and I don't waste time and energy talking about them. Seems pretty logical to me, but then again logic doesn't seem to fit into this world too easily.

[Rcourt64]

I guess for some people it is. Not for me. If I really don't care about someone, they're not in my mind and I don't waste time and energy talking about them. Seems pretty logical to me, but then again logic doesn't seem to fit into this world too easily.

That is so true man :okthumb:

"When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily,
joyfully, playfully watching me."

"But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible,
logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
clinical, intellectual, cynical."
supertramp

[Hell Puppy]

Tan lines.

No tan lines.

I dont care.

I'll just aim for the pink spots.

[softball]

Tan lines.

No tan lines.

I dont care.

I'll just aim for the pink spots.
Damn that could be dangerous. What if its contagious?

[gonzo]

Damn that could be dangerous. What if its contagious?
No worries of that - we fired her a year ago.

[Hell Puppy]

No worries of that - we fired her a year ago.

I lose interest if it's shit stained anyway.

[trishauptown]

ew!!!!

[Annie]

I lose interest if it's shit stained anyway.

I actually know who you are talking about. For some reason when reading this I think that it is funny.




Damn, I need some sleep.

[gonzo]

I actually know who you are talking about. For some reason when reading this I think that it is funny.




Damn, I need some sleep.
Insert Metallica YouTube Clip