Looks like the FFN's have finally done it

[helix]

They have successfully completed the first phase of their master plan of world domination.
They unleashed the first wave to the social networks and have managing to convert the unsuspecting users to the large side.
Battle cries of "Death to the skinnies, convert or be eaten" has been reported.
read the details - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19961197/site/newsweek/site/newsweek/

There is no hope, we are doomed ;)

[Rcourt64]

Aspirations are just a few buck away? right?
or was it pounds?
I tend to forget? :scratchin

[helix]

(I was kidding)

[Hell Puppy]

This is not news. We've been doing this forever.

Roll with us for a week, you'll see immediate results in your waist line.

Get a check up first though, make sure you can handle. Dokk came out with us just one time and we nearly killed him.

[gonzo]

Death to the Skinnies!!!
Convert or be EATEN!!!!!!!

I think we have a new teeshirt

[JoesHO]

Damn I am missing that fuego de choa...... god damn that was good!

[TheEnforcer]

Looking forward to Krispy kremes at the show. LOL

When I get abck though i really gotta get back in shape... :)

[Nymph]

I think I gain weight just listening to y'all talking about it :(

[Footman]

Isn't it interesting that the health conscious and fit person doesn't instill motivation or at least a goal for those who are not? Instead the influence is towards the bad and not the good.

[Rcourt64]

Isn't it interesting that the health conscious and fit person doesn't instill motivation or at least a goal for those who are not? Instead the influence is towards the bad and not the good.

thats deep man :smoke01:

[Footman]

thats deep man :smoke01:

Thanx, now I need a nap... that hurt a little

[Rcourt64]

Thanx, now I need a nap... that hurt a little

whoa bro? what hurt alittle? :huh: That was some intense analyzation the way u phrased that.
My view?:scratchin
Well I actually think its more a state of mind build thru healthy life and consumption, "A healthy minds is a clean mind" in comparison to the average normal Americana lifestyle full of teasing mental messages with weak wills fall into? Well, they fell into what America has become now.
DAMN I LOVE THIS COUNTRY :salute:

[Footman]

whoa bro? what hurt alittle?

My brain worked a little too hard on that one... lol

But I agree with you, this country, and society in general, is heading towards a tipping point and I'm afraid it will collapse under it's own weight (figuratively speaking).
Until then I intend to enjoy myself, consume with the rest, all the while tread as lightly on this earth as I can. After all we shouldn't take life too seriously... it ain't permanent.

[Rcourt64]

My brain worked a little too hard on that one... lol

But I agree with you, this country, and society in general, is heading towards a tipping point and I'm afraid it will collapse under it's own weight (figuratively speaking).
Until then I intend to enjoy myself, consume with the rest, all the while tread as lightly on this earth as I can. After all we shouldn't take life too seriously... it ain't permanent.

Take life too seriously??? I stopped doin' that in my thirties man,
My first goal in life was dismissing responsibility or blame, like the average person. Its a world of "He who dies with the most is king" and we've stopped really looking into what started our pleasure goals in the first place.
So now I chill, relax and speak whatever the fuck I want. No harm meant to anyone, I just lay points of views out for the rest of the world to see :)

Fuck 'em if moral truth pisses them off

[bluemoney]

Wow . . . This thread pops up the same week the infamous FFN X-Mass Video hit the web! An FFN Christmas (http://www.santasm.net/)

[helix]

Wow . . . This thread pops up the same week the infamous FFN X-Mass Video hit the web! An FFN Christmas (http://www.santasm.net/)
That video is so......weird

[bluemoney]

That video is so......weird
Ya think?

[Footman]

Take life too seriously??? I stopped doin' that in my thirties man,
My first goal in life was dismissing responsibility or blame, like the average person. Its a world of "He who dies with the most is king" and we've stopped really looking into what started our pleasure goals in the first place.
So now I chill, relax and speak whatever the fuck I want. No harm meant to anyone, I just lay points of views out for the rest of the world to see :)

Fuck 'em if moral truth pisses them off

Here! Here! :beer:

[Footman]

Wow . . . This thread pops up the same week the infamous FFN X-Mass Video hit the web! An FFN Christmas (http://www.santasm.net/)

That's some really twisted shit man. Where do you find that stuff? Never mind... I don't really want to know.

[bluemoney]

That's some really twisted shit man. Where do you find that stuff? Never mind... I don't really want to know.
. . . . . Said the man with someones foot in his mouth :whistling

[Footman]

. . . . . Said the man with someones foot in his mouth :whistling


LOL - At least it's not a fat mans nipple. Besides I look horrible in suspenders.

[MaskTVMaura]

The article totally makes sense, but it also mentioned on the second page that it also works the other way -- if your pals start losing weight, you will too. I guess, just like everything else, it's who you look up to.

[JoesHO]

The article totally makes sense, but it also mentioned on the second page that it also works the other way -- if your pals start losing weight, you will too. I guess, just like everything else, it's who you look up to.

Well I want5 to hang out wiht Ron Jeremy more then LOL ( will it make my wiener bigger ya think?)

[Hell Puppy]

Well I want5 to hang out wiht Ron Jeremy more then LOL ( will it make my wiener bigger ya think?)

Yeah, but it would also make your back hairy and you'd smell like feet and ass.

[Rcourt64]

Yeah, but it would also make your back hairy and you'd smell like feet and ass.

Apparently you and Ron must have been very close to each other since you now what his feet and ass smells like man :unsure:

http://vh1.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/slfg_3_12.jpg

[gonzo]

Apparently you and Ron must have been very close to each other since you now what his feet and ass smells like man :unsure:

http://vh1.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/slfg_3_12.jpg

Nah... he just hadnt changed his shirt that week.
Cheap assed company he wwas working for didnt bring him a change of clothes every day.

[Rcourt64]

Nah... he just hadnt changed his shirt that week.
Cheap assed company he wwas working for didnt bring him a change of clothes every day.

Thats gotta suck, Is he really doing that bad?
I though maybe after VH1 and other jobs he could afford better promoting agent contracts?
But again when he's doin ads for the PETA then it can't be all that great then :(
Charity my ass :hmm:

[gonzo]

Thats gotta suck, Is he really doing that bad?
I though maybe after VH1 and other jobs he could afford better promoting agent contracts?
But again when he's doin ads for the PETA then it can't be all that great then :(
Charity my ass :hmm:
Its not that hes doing that bad at all. His focus is on getting ass!

[Rcourt64]

Its not that hes doing that bad at all. His focus is on getting ass!

I guess certain people just never get tired of it.
This is defiantly one top reason why this industry does so well :)
So the question that would follow now is how the fuck does he ever get any? when he stinks like that?

[gonzo]

I guess certain people just never get tired of it.
This is defiantly one top reason why this industry does so well :)
So the question that would follow now is how the fuck does he ever get any? when he stinks like that?
HES RON JEREMY!!!

[Rcourt64]

HES RON JEREMY!!!
And that suppose to mean something I assume?

[Hell Puppy]

And that suppose to mean something I assume?

He's probably THE most recognizable male porn star still. He's also very intelligent, funny and pretty accomodating at shows and stuff. But he apparently is NOT a fan of soap and water or clean clothes. By day 3 in a hot town like vegas, he has been known to absolutely wreak.

[Jace]

He's probably THE most recognizable male porn star still. He's also very intelligent, funny and pretty accomodating at shows and stuff. But he apparently is NOT a fan of soap and water or clean clothes. By day 3 in a hot town like vegas, he has been known to absolutely wreak.

sam worked with him for 3 days in vegas 4 years ago...signing autographs right next to him every day....yes, he stinks

[Rcourt64]

He's probably THE most recognizable male porn star still. He's also very intelligent, funny and pretty accomodating at shows and stuff. But he apparently is NOT a fan of soap and water or clean clothes. By day 3 in a hot town like vegas, he has been known to absolutely wreak.

Naaaa, Fuck that man, I ain't buying it HP :(

So where are the women on this board?
I wanna hear it from some of the ladies here?
How many of yous would do the Mr. Ron Jeremy if the occasion presented itself? or better yet? How many of yous "WANT" to do him due to his recognized status in the adult industry???

[helix]

Is Ron Jeremy a card carrying FFN in good standing?

[Nymph]

Naaaa, Fuck that man, I ain't buying it HP :(

So where are the women on this board?
I wanna hear it from some of the ladies here?
How many of yous would do the Mr. Ron Jeremy if the occasion presented itself? or better yet? How many of yous "WANT" to do him due to his recognized status in the adult industry???

Hey I was doing the pool thing all day, and I just got done with dinner.

As for your question....I'm now afraid I will lose my dinner over that thought. Two words come to mind. EWWW & YUCK!

[Rcourt64]

Is Ron Jeremy a card carrying FFN in good standing?
Is this my Q to shut up?

[Jace]

Naaaa, Fuck that man, I ain't buying it HP :(

So where are the women on this board?
I wanna hear it from some of the ladies here?
How many of yous would do the Mr. Ron Jeremy if the occasion presented itself? or better yet? How many of yous "WANT" to do him due to his recognized status in the adult industry???

girls in the industry fuck ron jeremy for the press/advertising that comes along with it.....all though, I know one girl that did a scene with him and forced him to jump in the shower before hand because he stunk so bad

[Rcourt64]

girls in the industry fuck ron jeremy for the press/advertising that comes along with it.....all though, I know one girl that did a scene with him and forced him to jump in the shower before hand because he stunk so bad

Thanks
http://www.maniacworld.com/pulling-teeth-video.jpg

[Shit_Stain]

Thanks
http://www.maniacworld.com/pulling-teeth-video.jpg
Its sad to see that.....
Good luck and take care alwayz doodz:okthumb:

[gonzo]

Is Ron Jeremy a card carrying FFN in good standing?

Last I saw him he was. His priorites are somewhat out of order though as he will stop on the way to dinner for a blowjob.

[helix]

Last I saw him he was. His priorites are somewhat out of order though as he will stop on the way to dinner for a blowjob.
lol.....the "Hedge Hog"

[zand_stein]

Good luck with your first phase of your master plan for world domination......

[helix]

Is this my Q to shut up?

nope

[Nymph]

nope

Please, don't encourage him
:doh01:

[helix]

Please, don't encourage him
:doh01:
I'm sorry Nymph, but I must. It's my job ;)

[Nymph]

I'm sorry Nymph, but I must. It's my job ;)

Well, no goodies for you then :hmm: