buzzsaw
06-19-2007, 05:01 PM
I’m not so sure this is what The Police had in mind when they recorded the song Message in a Bottle, but it just seems to work. From what I understand, cramming a glass bottle into one’s orifices (aside from the mouth) is up at the top of the list of stupid and dangerous sexual acts. Then again, stupidity and danger has never really been much of a deterrent for human beings, especially when their libidos are involved. Proof of this evident truth can be found in the sheer amount o...
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