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gonzo
06-18-2007, 09:29 AM
Two New Jersey housemates got a bit of a surprise late in the night last Friday when they discovered a burglar, naked except for socks and sneakers, surfing pornography on their computer.

Jorge Arevalo was sleeping upstairs in the house in Hackettstown, NJ, when he heard what he thought was his housemate coming home at around midnight. He wondered why his housemate was walking around and making noise so much.

The answer to this came at around 1a.m., when his housemate actually returned. Arevalo reported hearing a string of expletives as his housemate discovered a naked man sitting at the computer.

On the computer were several windows open on porn sites. The man was dressed only in shoes and socks, and was covered in cuts and bruises. Bloodstains were found in several rooms in the house.

The man was identified as Jerry B. Mahaffey, a recruiter for the U.S. Army. Police later found his abandoned clothes behind The Laughing Lion, a local bar.

Arevalo complained: 'We were up until 5 a.m. cleaning.'

'We've never had anybody in our house butt naked and bleeding,' he added.

iamkathi
06-18-2007, 10:45 AM
ok, so I get the story... but it is the behind the scenes story I want to know.

Why were his clothes at a bar and how many homes did he try to get into before he picked this one?

And will he claim Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a defense?

Oh and what sites did he have open on the computer????

softball
06-18-2007, 11:04 AM
I think he will sue the homeowners for allowing porn on their computers and not attending to his wounds when he was obviously in distress.

spazlabz
06-18-2007, 11:07 AM
Come ON! how is this a surprise to anyone? Every time I do a little B & E i make sure to visit my favorite freesites and rub one out
:mf_pcwhac:wankit:

spaz