If you had to go gay...

[LAJ]

What would be your type?

And consequently if you are gay and had to go straight, what kind of look would you go for??

At Cybernet registration I asked Lee Noga in all seriousness what kind of guy she would go for if she had to... she thought about it for a sec and said... "thats a good question, i've never been asked that... I honestly don't know!" LOL

For me the answer is easy... I'd seek someone who looked like me with a similar build.

And yes, i've given this too much thought.

[Toby]

I'm currently wayyyyy too sober to even consider such a question. :scratchin

[jerseygto]

I'm currently wayyyyy too sober to even consider such a question. :scratchin


:blink: Yea I'd need to be extremely drunk to answer this one an some time to think about it..
Maybe ill have the answer at internext dunno I hopefully will forget it :idontknow

[Rcourt64]

I'd fuck this piece of shit so hard up his tight whitty butt

http://myadg.com/op2007/JR.jpg till he screamed like a beached Alaskan whale

[softball]

This is the most digusting fucking thread I have ever seen in all my years in this business. If I had to go gay I would be a fucking lesbian and fuck Pamela Anderson.

[LAJ]

This is the most digusting fucking thread I have ever seen in all my years in this business. If I had to go gay I would be a fucking lesbian and fuck Pamela Anderson.

Baaaaaahhhhhh ... copout!

Within many a straight male yearns a lipstick lesbian just yearning to break free...

[softball]

Baaaaaahhhhhh ... copout!

Within many a straight male yearns a lipstick lesbian just yearning to break free...

You gotta stop watchin Bareback Mountain. Or was it all the cute guys in Florida in their oh so tight checked pants and white shoes smokin them really big, really fat Cubans?

[gonzo]

You gotta stop watchin Bareback Mountain. Or was it all the cute guys in Florida in their oh so tight checked pants and white shoes smokin them really big, really fat Cubans?

I think hes still drinking from the Hilton VIP mug.

[softball]

I think hes still drinking from the Hilton VIP mug.
Yeah, that sounds way gay.

[iamkathi]

Jay, you never cease to amaze me.

For me... I'd look for someone that looks like Sunny Leone, dark, exotic and with a fantastic eyes.
Ok, so I am straight enough to appreciate a beautiful woman.:wnw:

And IMO, Ms. Noga was looking might hot with her new look.

[LAJ]

I think hes still drinking from the Hilton VIP mug.

I'm debating on ebaying it... I figure that mug has a lifetime value of 5 figures depending on how much liver abuse the owner can endure.

[Hell Puppy]

Much like Clarence Worley, if I had to fuck a guy, I s'pose I'd fuck Elvis.

Thank you, thank you very much....

[Jace]

probably bears

big hairy bikers

I think

[softball]

Man you guys are half way over the fucking rainbow. I think gonzo should change the Oprano livery to pink and get some real traffic through here. Get back that guy that boardgoerge spams for.

[Hell Puppy]

Man you guys are half way over the fucking rainbow. I think gonzo should change the Oprano livery to pink and get some real traffic through here. Get back that guy that boardgoerge spams for.

You only have to worry when JFK comes thru and says he'd like to fuck you.

[Hell Puppy]

This reminds me of my favorite question for SciFi Conventions....

Remember in Star Trek TNG when Commander Riker finds another one of himself due to an old transporter mishap? We end up having two Rikers, one goes by Will (the original) and the newfound one goes on to become Thomas Riker, both are the same person....effectively a clone.

So the question is....if these two guys had sex with each other, would that be masturbation? homosexual? or would it be some form of incest?

I mean, they certainly know what each other likes....

[bluemoney]

I guess for me it would be a playa with hairy man boobs and an appreciation for sweet fresh baked goods . . . . And oh snap! that cocksucker better have some money too. Beeotch!

[tony404]

Rich with a small penis.

[Jace]

Man you guys are half way over the fucking rainbow. I think gonzo should change the Oprano livery to pink and get some real traffic through here. Get back that guy that boardgoerge spams for.

sucks to be around men comfortable in their sexuality doesn't it?

makes you feel kinda crazy for being so insecure huh?

[Hell Puppy]

Rich with a small penis.

I like the way you're thinking here...but I'm sure he'd still want his salad tossed.

[Nymph]

This reminds me of my favorite question for SciFi Conventions....

Remember in Star Trek TNG when Commander Riker finds another one of himself due to an old transporter mishap? We end up having two Rikers, one goes by Will (the original) and the newfound one goes on to become Thomas Riker, both are the same person....effectively a clone.

So the question is....if these two guys had sex with each other, would that be masturbation? homosexual? or would it be some form of incest?

I mean, they certainly know what each other likes....

And I thought I had strange random thoughts :scratchin

[LAJ]

I keep going between spitting my coffee out and swallowing my own bile with each subsequent post this A.M...

[softball]

You only have to worry when JFK comes thru and says he'd like to fuck you.

Nah, I only worry about people that are still sexually active.

[softball]

sucks to be around men comfortable in their sexuality doesn't it?

makes you feel kinda crazy for being so insecure huh?
"comfortable in their sexuality"? Is that what its called now? Shit we just used to call it homo. I guess I gotta get out on the street more often like you guys.

[tony404]

A funny story when I worked for Rolls Royce in NYC (I was a service adviser). I had this customer who would come in, he was filthy rich never worked a day in his life. He had a house on Park Ave and a 10 bedroom house in the hamptons. He would come on to me all the time.Tell me how sensitive I was and if I ever wanted to have a late night bite to talk he was there for me. The other service adviser and me used to joke how good I could have it if I gave him alittle the big houses,I could wear flowing garments also and look like a gay musketreer. lol

[Jace]

"comfortable in their sexuality"? Is that what its called now? Shit we just used to call it homo. I guess I gotta get out on the street more often like you guys.

so, i am able to see other men and say "now that is a good looking guy" and it makes me gay? LOL....damn, I need to tell my wife

what about when a girl finds another girl attractive? is she "homo" too? :yowsa:

[softball]

so, i am able to see other men and say "now that is a good looking guy" and it makes me gay? LOL....damn, I need to tell my wife

what about when a girl finds another girl attractive? is she "homo" too? :yowsa:

Nah, two girls is pure hetero. Unless one of them is wearing blue jeans with the cuffs turned up and has a trucker wallet and a chain stuffed in her hip pocket. Then its certainly homo.

[TheEnforcer]

MUCH easier question for a woman to answer than a guy. Can't say that I've thought about it. :blink: :huh:

[Hell Puppy]

Nah, I only worry about people that are still sexually active.

Oh no, i hope he doesn't post a pic to prove anything....

[Hell Puppy]

MUCH easier question for a woman to answer than a guy. Can't say that I've thought about it. :blink: :huh:

I'm all about the double standard...

Two girls together is hot...

Two guys together makes me wanna yarp.

[softball]

Oh no, i hope he doesn't post a pic to prove anything....

He won't because he is too drunk. That cat hasn't been laid in years. He is a bar fly. Trust me.

[pam]

If I were gay I'd want a natural woman (big surprise there) with some meat on her bones. Redhead or brunette, average size breasts, 5'7" or taller with a butt like Jennifer Lopez, lips like Angelina Jolie and a mouth like Julia Roberts.

[Hipchick]

"For me the answer is easy... I'd seek someone who looked like me with a similar build."

So Jay...you don't mind if I told you to go fuck yourself..:whistling....

Everyman has a man crush..you guys need to grow some and just admit it!!

[softball]

"Everyman has a man crush..you guys need to grow some and just admit it!!"

Wrong!!!!!!!

[Hammer]

Nah, two girls is pure hetero. Unless one of them is wearing blue jeans with the cuffs turned up and has a trucker wallet and a chain stuffed in her hip pocket. Then its certainly homo.
Now that was funny. Not true, but funny and I must admit that I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones -- doing anything than imagine LAJ making love to himself.

I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not and whether I think he's got a nice body, but I can never imagine myself having sex with a man so couldn't possibly come up with what that guy would look like.

[softball]

Now that was funny. Not true, but funny and I must admit that I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones -- doing anything than imagine LAJ making love to himself.

I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not and whether I think he's got a nice body, but I can never imagine myself having sex with a man so couldn't possibly come up with what that guy would look like.

"I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones "
Personally, I hate looking at ugly girls. Ugly girls having sex is even more revolting. But up to you dude. That is why internet porn exists.

"I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not"
That is pure and simple gay. Ugh.

[bluemoney]

. . . . . imagine LAJ making love to himself.
Oh great! Thanks for that! . . . Now I’m going to spend the next few minutes trying to gouge out my minds eye (insert Sam Kinison scream here)

[Hammer]

"I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones "
Personally, I hate looking at ugly girls. Ugly girls having sex is even more revolting. But up to you dude. That is why internet porn exists.
I didn't say I liked watching ugly chicks. Since the other choice I mentioned was watching LAJ have sex with someone that looked like LAJ, I have to conclude that you'd rather watch LAJ than two ugly chicks.

Up to you dude, but that's gay.

[Hammer]

Rhetorical, based on your avatar, I get the impression you think you're good looking. How did you come to that conclusion if you can't tell by looking at a guy if he's good looking or not?

[softball]

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/

[gonzo]

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/
LAWRENCE CONNER GOT A TV SHOW!!!!

[Hammer]

I guess we should start calling LC, Bubbles from now on.

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/1024/horiz02.jpg

But Rhetorical still hasn't explained why he chose that photo for his avatar.

[Rcourt64]

imagine LAJ making love to himself.
u can thank me later Mighty Gazebo One
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[softball]

I guess we should start calling LC, Bubbles from now on.

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/1024/horiz02.jpg

But Rhetorical still hasn't explained why he chose that photo for his avatar.
Why exactly do I need to explain my choice of avatar?

[Hammer]

Why exactly do I need to explain my choice of avatar?
Because I'm asserting that your claim that you don't know the difference between a good looking guy or an ugly one or at least not admitting that you do is shot down by your choice of avatar. I think you picked it because you think it is the representation you want to portray as yourself and I'm curious why you chose that picture instead of Brad Pitt or Lawrence Conner or Tweety Bird.

[helix]

Going gay isn't an option for me. I don't care if MTV and all of the networks continue to push the gay agenda wanting to seem "hip" and "cool" or whatever. I'm not a homophobe, I am comfortable with my sexuality and I have always refused to follow the crowd mindlessly just to be one of the "cool kids". People need to learn to think for themselves. To answer the question, I would be celibate.

and whats up with the HPA's?

[softball]

Because I'm asserting that your claim that you don't know the difference between a good looking guy or an ugly one or at least not admitting that you do is shot down by your choice of avatar. I think you picked it because you think it is the representation you want to portray as yourself and I'm curious why you chose that picture instead of Brad Pitt or Lawrence Conner or Tweety Bird.


The answer is obvious, grasshopper. I like the show. Now if you think Julian is attractive, then that is between you and your God.

[Rcourt64]

The answer is obvious, grasshopper. I like the show. Now if you think Julian is attractive, then that is between you and your God.

Stop acting faggotish rhetorical :) it's obvious why he choose it, to intimidate Serge and Sabby :rolleyes:

[Hammer]

The answer is obvious, grasshopper. I like the show. Now if you think Julian is attractive, then that is between you and your God.
Right, and you had no thoughts that for all the non Canadians that have never seen the show or heard of that actor -- which is probably 90% of the people on this board (including me) -- that they would think that was you. :whistling

[softball]

Right, and you had no thoughts that for all the non Canadians that have never seen the show or heard of that actor -- which is probably 90% of the people on this board (including me) -- that they would think that was you. :whistling

Huh? You gotta be kidding. And why, again, would I want to do that?

[softball]

Stop acting faggotish rhetorical :) it's obvious why he choose it, to intimidate Serge and Sabby :rolleyes:

Faggotish??????Faggotish???? I can't believe you actually said that. Damn.