Paris Goes to Heaven

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From our friends at A Socialite’s Life:Fake-ass. Paris Hilton’s lawyers have advised her to stay on the straight and narrow during their attempts to keep her from being sodomized with a mop handle in the joint. She’s challenged as hell so she took this to mean she should take up religion or actually just get [...]

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