View Full Version : Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
gonzo
08-07-2006, 11:22 PM
http://www.oprano.com/lc.jpg
Hammer
08-08-2006, 08:22 AM
He made it very difficult to concentrate on the actual interviews that he was dying to get involved with. When he struck that pose I thought I was going to hurt something trying not to laugh.
I see his name on every board I visit but have never read any posts by him. So far I've determined he drank at lot at Internext and was fucked in the ass by some chick with a strap-on.
Other than that -- who is he, what does he do?
Footman
08-08-2006, 09:34 AM
Is there always so much excitement at these shows?
Lawrence Connor
08-08-2006, 10:40 AM
:unsure: :huh: :blink: I don't remember it as at the time I was very drunk.
but damn just as well that guy in your great pic you posted :waving:
is one :okthumb: :clapping: dead sexy mothafucka :yowsa: :-pearl:
Hammer
08-08-2006, 10:47 AM
Other than that -- who is he, what does he do?
It's a long story and probably best if you just do some board searches because it's been going on for a few years now.
Here's a short synopsis.
He wanted to be a porn star.
He made an extreme nuisance of himself on the boards and was banned from most of them multiple times.
TheLegacy gave him a chance to be a porn star and set up a shoot with Lanny Barbi.
If LC couldn't get it up, he agreed to let Lannny fuck him in the ass with a strapon.
He couldn't get it up and took his medicine.
He claims the shoot was rigged and they did everything they could to make it impossible for him to get aroused and do the deed.
Two years later, he's still bitter and continues to annoy us.
Lawrence Connor
08-08-2006, 10:49 AM
so.....?......it's not at all about what people have taken of it
and make out of it after the show for a long time too, then?
Footman
08-08-2006, 10:55 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the saying:
"Don't let your mouth make a bet that your ass can't cover"
I think I'll give up gambling just in case...
Lawrence Connor
08-08-2006, 10:59 AM
>>cheating in the bet makes it more fun for the people who want
to set you up and more sure for it to go one way they want it to.
Hammer
08-08-2006, 11:04 AM
Cheating is bad, but bending the rules to achieve a desired outcome is fair play. You got burned for not knowing how to play the game, but you weren't cheated.
Footman
08-08-2006, 11:06 AM
>>cheating in the bet makes it more fun for the people who want
to set you up and more sure for it to go one way they want it to. Then I'm definitely giving up gambling...
So sad... really. But once again, I missed all the fun.
gonzo
08-08-2006, 03:09 PM
So sad... really. But once again, I missed all the fun.
I figured if he was taking pics of us we should take some of him.
softball
08-08-2006, 03:31 PM
It's a long story and probably best if you just do some board searches because it's been going on for a few years now.
Here's a short synopsis.
He wanted to be a porn star.
He made an extreme nuisance of himself on the boards and was banned from most of them multiple times.
TheLegacy gave him a chance to be a porn star and set up a shoot with Lanny Barbi.
If LC couldn't get it up, he agreed to let Lannny fuck him in the ass with a strapon.
He couldn't get it up and took his medicine.
He claims the shoot was rigged and they did everything they could to make it impossible for him to get aroused and do the deed.
Two years later, he's still bitter and continues to annoy us.
Ironic that that website has gone tits up and LC is still around.
softball
08-08-2006, 03:36 PM
He seems to be getting some traffic on his site. Maybe this is an opportunity in disguise.
Anyone here watched the "Trailer Park Boys". He looks just like bubbles.
TheEnforcer
08-08-2006, 03:54 PM
So sad... really. But once again, I missed all the fun.
Got that clock you guys gave out sitting here on my messy desk! LOL
Got that clock you guys gave out sitting here on my messy desk! LOL
YAY!!!! :clapping0
That almost makes it worth all the drama I went through with the premium company... I hope you think of me each time you see it.
Sorry I didn't get a chance to meet you at the show!
gonzo
08-08-2006, 04:12 PM
YAY!!!! :clapping0
That almost makes it worth all the drama I went through with the premium company... I hope you think of me each time you see it.
Sorry I didn't get a chance to meet you at the show!
I have mine here too but got to make place where I can see it.
Very useful for us that loose track of time
swank
08-08-2006, 07:25 PM
He seems to be getting some traffic on his site. Maybe this is an opportunity in disguise.
Anyone here watched the "Trailer Park Boys". He looks just like bubbles.
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif
Forsberg's Dog
08-09-2006, 01:42 AM
http://www.oprano.com/lc.jpg
gggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
It's a long story and probably best if you just do some board searches because it's been going on for a few years now.
Here's a short synopsis. .
So he could not get it up and yet is mad at everyone else?
lol
Hammer
08-09-2006, 10:59 AM
So he could not get it up and yet is mad at everyone else?
Yeah, like I said in another thread, he says he was cheated when in reality he just didn't know how to play the game. If it had been me and I knew there was a good chance I'd be nervous -- which I'm sure most of us non professional porn stars would be -- I would have taken Viagra before the shoot just to be sure.
Footman
08-09-2006, 11:19 AM
He didn't take the blue pill? Geez... Even the professionals do, hence the word "professionals." They need to perform when needed to get paid so they do what they need to do.
spazlabz
08-09-2006, 12:12 PM
occassional impotence can be a very embarrassing thing
congrats to LC for turning his misfortune into Fame like no other can claim
literally EVERYBODY knows his name and history... even if they find it out in bits and pieces
when he becomes a big boy he will learn how to use that fame to achieve fortune and then he will be a force heh heh
spaz
gonzo
08-09-2006, 12:50 PM
occassional impotence can be a very embarrassing thing
congrats to LC for turning his misfortune into Fame like no other can claim
literally EVERYBODY knows his name and history... even if they find it out in bits and pieces
when he becomes a big boy he will learn how to use that fame to achieve fortune and then he will be a force heh heh
spaz
This is very true
Hammer
08-09-2006, 01:57 PM
occassional impotence can be a very embarrassing thing
congrats to LC for turning his misfortune into Fame like no other can claim
literally EVERYBODY knows his name and history... even if they find it out in bits and pieces
when he becomes a big boy he will learn how to use that fame to achieve fortune and then he will be a force heh heh
spaz
I've told him that for years, but he still hasn't figured it out yet. His idea was to put up http://www.sofuckingbanned.com Doh!
spazlabz
08-09-2006, 02:03 PM
I've told him that for years, but he still hasn't figured it out yet. His idea was to put up http://www.sofuckingbanned.com Doh!
A forum!
hahahaha
hey LC --- you got a lot of buttons up there, where is your Oprano button?
spaz
Lawrence Connor
08-09-2006, 04:44 PM
it was an oversight, sorry about that, will get one up soon, thanks
spazlabz
08-09-2006, 04:50 PM
it was an oversight, sorry about that, will get one up soon, thanks
cool i am refreshing the page:okthumb:
spaz
Lawrence Connor
08-09-2006, 05:20 PM
cool i am refreshing the page:okthumb:
spaz
it's fixed now ;)
spazlabz
08-09-2006, 05:23 PM
it's fixed now ;)
That looks great man :) thanks for fixing the oversight
spaz
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