Which joke is best?

[Hammer]

I had some fun running a contest to pick the name for my new radio show 'Hammer Uncut' and now I'm working on a one liner for some t-shirts and would like your opinions.

I'd like to come up with 3 good ones so I'm going to make this poll multiple choice so you can select more than one.

If you have any of your own you'd like to post, feel free, I'd appreciate it.

The Priceless one would be stacked on the t-shirt but I had to put them on one line for the poll.

[gonzo]

I had some fun running a contest to pick the name for my new radio show 'Hammer Uncut' and now I'm working on a one liner for some t-shirts and would like your opinions.

I'd like to come up with 3 good ones so I'm going to make this poll multiple choice so you can select more than one.

If you have any of your own you'd like to post, feel free, I'd appreciate it.

The Priceless one would be stacked on the t-shirt but I had to put them on one line for the poll.

Packing the audio gear.

[Hammer]

Packing the audio gear.
Are we going to let people know in advance so we can prearrange stuff? I'm hoping that people are going to be falling over themsleves trying to talk to us. ;)

[gonzo]

Are we going to let people know in advance so we can prearrange stuff? I'm hoping that people are going to be falling over themsleves trying to talk to us. ;)

Go for it. Im looking for a mic cable.

[TheEnforcer]

I'm Hammered and Wanna Get Screwed is the best one by far IMHO.

[spazlabz]

for a radio show...
I Screwed Up And Got Hammered

spaz

[Useless]

Some more ideas:

I wanted to get Hammered, but all I got was this stinking Tshirt

I got Hammered in this shirt

I look better Hammered

You look better when I'm Hammered

Fell asleep naked - woke up Hammered

Wanna get Hammered?

[Hammer]

Some more ideas:

I wanted to get Hammered, but all I got was this stinking Tshirt

I got Hammered in this shirt

I look better Hammered

You look better when I'm Hammered

Fell asleep naked - woke up Hammered

Wanna get Hammered?
:lol: Nice ones.

[bluemoney]

Finish the drill then get Hammered

I got Hammered she got Nailed

Play nice or get Hammered!

Hammered? I hardly even knew her!


Whatever the final result, I'll trade you for a "Don't Get None On Ya" Tee :D

[Hammer]

Thanks for the responses. There isn't much time left until the show, so based on the results from all the boards, I'm going to print 3 tshirts.

If You Can't Get Screwed, Get Hammered

If I'm Hammered, You're Screwed

Screw It, I'm Getting Hammered