The Art of Assholeness

[Dianna Vesta]

I was thinking about the board & the people I’ve met on the boards. There are all types and as you all know the art of pissing is something you adapt to. I remember when I first hit the boards and got a taste of it myself… at first I was horrified and then being the cocky bitch that I am bulled up. Still there is appropriate behavior and just plain rudeness. Some people have made an art out of being an asshole while other are infected with assholeness. We all know the types, right?



Maybe this post will die or maybe we all can vent some shit here. I would like to hear some honest answers on who you feel has the art of asshole down or who are just plain asshole & why. Not just here but in the adult biz in general. Call it gossip or personal opinions. I’d really love to hear them.



Also, when you come to Oprano which posters get your attention? Which is a waste of time? Anyone care or get this honest?



So I’ll start…



Serge wins an award for being the type of asshole you want to know. You respect him & even though you may not always agree with him (lol- or understand him) you love and respect him.



I think that JR is a subtle asshole. He makes sense at times and I always enjoy his opinion however he is one damn opinionated asshole.



MikeAI… hmmm I can’t really give him asshole title fulltime because he’s so damn cute until he gets started on anything political. Then his asshole feathers pucker from under his shirt.



Confucy is an artful asshole can certainly stir up some shit. She makes you wanna read and curious. I love this type of asshole.



Gonzo….hmmm no real comment but I would love everyone’s opinion. Gonzo feels that he is a HUGE ASSet to Oprano and without him the board would die. I find this attitude to RANK in the hall of assholeness but would love to hear your opinion.



This is a start and definitely not intended to gang up on anyone. Bitching is ok… controversy expected. No holds barred, lets have at it.

[Mike AI]

I thought all of this was settled on http://isjustanasshole.com/

[Dianna Vesta]

I thought all of this was settled on http://isjustanasshole.com/

Oh I forgot about that. Does this mean the thread will die? I guess we'll see if there is anything new to vent.

[Mike AI]

Oh I forgot about that. Does this mean the thread will die? I guess we'll see if there is anything new to vent.

There is much to be discussed - I do not think Billy has updated this site in months if not years.

Serge and Jr are 2 of my favorite assholes however.

I do not think most people are assholes on boards - morons, yes, but not assholes.

[Dianna Vesta]

There is much to be discussed - I do not think Billy has updated this site in months if not years.

Serge and Jr are 2 of my favorite assholes however.

I do not think most people are assholes on boards - morons, yes, but not assholes.

yeah its just a list and I forgot I'm on it. lol

Ok that's a better word, assholes verses morons. I wonder if anyone will entertain us.

[Dianna Vesta]

Serge must be out of town.

Oh I forgot my favorite asshole or all time FOREST! Gotta love him!

[Weg Cory]

Most people that seem to be an asshole on the boards change into real nice guys once you get them into a Tijuana donkey show.

[Dianna Vesta]

Most people that seem to be an asshole on the boards change into real nice guys once you get them into a Tijuana donkey show.

I'm reading this over and over. I know what show you're talking about but I just don't get it. :blink:

[PornoDoggy]

I'm reading this over and over. I know what show you're talking about but I just don't get it. :blink:
I figger he means one of two things - git people out in a social setting and they distance themselves from any board personality is the most likely.

The other has to do with showing there inner nice guy to protect their assholes from the donkey, but we just ain't gonna go there. No way no how not today.

[Weg Cory]

I'm reading this over and over. I know what show you're talking about but I just don't get it. :blink:

It was a lighthearted joke. :okthumb:

[Dianna Vesta]

It was a lighthearted joke. :okthumb:

It was so light that it flew right over my head! ZOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

Ok so who are the assholes and who is a moron?

[Peaches]

I'm reading this over and over. I know what show you're talking about but I just don't get it. :blink:
If you take an asshole out and spend a lot of money on him/her for food, drinks, strippers and hookers, they're nice for a while :okthumb:

I just stay away from Hellpuppy's dessert for a few dinners in a row to get him nice again.......then I slowly plan my attack......

[TheEnforcer]

I thought all of this was settled on http://isjustanasshole.com/

June 2004 asshole checking in!! :)

[TheEnforcer]

Most people that seem to be an asshole on the boards change into real nice guys once you get them into a Tijuana donkey show.



Hahahahaha.. ok.. this seems familiar for some reason but please refresh my memory!! :)

[Weg Cory]

Mike has the pictures.

[Mike AI]

Most people that seem to be an asshole on the boards change into real nice guys once you get them into a Tijuana donkey show.

Hmmmm well if by donkey you mean Dugmor; and if by show, you mean him nailing 13 hookers in 3 hours - then maybe I know what you are talking about.

For bonding experiences nothing beats face to face....

Like in ATL when someone got happy ending dances from the same girl as KK did!

[Weg Cory]

For bonding experiences nothing beats face to face....

Like in ATL when someone got happy ending dances from the same girl as KK did!

Oh god. hahaha

I am so glad I got my camera back.

KK is a stripper thief!

[Billy]

Somebody say asshole ? ?

[sarettah]

It is alive :blink:

[TheEnforcer]

Heya Billy. Nice to see you around.... :)

[Vick]

Asshole cross referenced
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=46349

Just to be that much more of an asshole

oh by the Way ... Asshole of the month October 2001
http://isjustanasshole.com/2001.html

[Weg Cory]

Asshole cross referenced
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=46349

Just to be that much more of an asshole

oh by the Way ... Asshole of the month October 2001
http://isjustanasshole.com/2001.html

Oh geez, I can't recall the month I got it...

[Peaches]

5....4....3....2....

[Hell Puppy]

5....4....3....2....

I could be an asshole and finish that, but I'll leave it hanging up there for him....

[Hell Puppy]

Gonzo….hmmm no real comment but I would love everyone’s opinion. Gonzo feels that he is a HUGE ASSet to Oprano and without him the board would die. I find this attitude to RANK in the hall of assholeness but would love to hear your opinion.


Ok, so you go to all that trouble to type all that post obviously with something to say about GonZo, so damn, go ahead and say it and lose the innuendo.

Show some sack...

[Peaches]

I could be an asshole and finish that, but I'll leave it hanging up there for him....
Seems something got changed, just not sure by whom ;)

I think Gonzo should leave the board and not come back unless Diana says something witty. :clapping:

[Hell Puppy]

Seems something got changed, just not sure by whom ;)

I think Gonzo should leave the board and not come back unless Diana says something witty. :clapping:

Adding points for a good double swipe...

[JR]

i am not really an asshole. i just play one on message boards. why? .... dont know... why not? everyone is here for their own reasons and expresses themselves in their own way. i have mine, you have yours. i usually post out of boredom or as a distraction to whatever i am doing at that moment. i like to argue things mostly because it forces me to think. i usually only argue about things I am interested in.

[Peaches]

Adding points for a good double swipe...
I'd rather have a bite of pie........

[Weg Cory]

I could be an asshole and finish that, but I'll leave it hanging up there for him....

Finish whatever you like, feel free. The only reason it was pulled was due to someone's pathetic agenda aimed at knocking down myself and our business.

So do what you wish with it, I could honestly care less.

You don't like me. I don't care. I did nothing to you. Pretty simple stuff.

[JR]

i dont understand what this is about... but any true asshole would spill the beans.

[Peaches]

Some people can be funny assholes. Some people can not. A funny asshole is my idea of art :)

[Hell Puppy]

Finish whatever you like, feel free. The only reason it was pulled was due to someone's pathetic agenda aimed at knocking down myself and our business.

So do what you wish with it, I could honestly care less.

You don't like me. I don't care. I did nothing to you. Pretty simple stuff.

Dude, you're getting cranky in your old age... Or at least you're assuming things are directed at you when they're really not.

My comment had absolutely nothing to do with you, it was aimed at GonZo. Peaches was a wise ass and counted down when the bellyflop post was made because anytime that is mentioned GonZo usually says the same thing. I considered being an ass myself and saying it before he did.

That jab wasn't even directed at you.

And you think I dont like you? I guess I can see why you might think that, I was pretty critical of your recent JBM stunt. I have been guilty on occasion of saying what I think....and I'm even more likely to do so if I suspect a lot of people are thinking the same thing but for various reasons cant or wont say it. I've never aspired to be one of the most popular kids. I do say what I mean and mean what I say however.

But no, I dont dislike you. Off the top of my head I cant really think of anyone in the industry I'd say I actually dislike. It's not my nature. Hate's a bad emotion, I try not to carry it around like so much baggage.

It's not all about you guy. When I'm jousting with the locals in particular, we may sometimes be speaking a language that you cant possibly understand without the back information needed to catch the references. We're not secretly having meetings to discuss our hatred of Cory or WEG or anything like that, we're just fucking around and amusing each other.

If you think I dislike you, your perception is way twisted. Perhaps that's my own fault as you and I seem to never actually run into each other and get face time when I hit the shows. I wont always agree with you. I may even criticize you if you do something that makes me shake my head. But you'll find I will always do it to your face.....no innuendo, no games, I'll come right out and say it.

[Gabriel]

Jesus this thread needs a gravy snak-pak break.

[Peaches]

Peaches was a wise ass .
Moi??!! :o

[Hell Puppy]

Jesus this thread needs a gravy snak-pak break.

Cory is an asshole for interrupting our gravy discussion....

[Weg Cory]

Dude, you're getting cranky in your old age... Or at least you're assuming things are directed at you when they're really not.

My comment had absolutely nothing to do with you, it was aimed at GonZo. Peaches was a wise ass and counted down when the bellyflop post was made because anytime that is mentioned GonZo usually says the same thing. I considered being an ass myself and saying it before he did.

That jab wasn't even directed at you.

And you think I dont like you? I guess I can see why you might think that, I was pretty critical of your recent JBM stunt. I have been guilty on occasion of saying what I think....and I'm even more likely to do so if I suspect a lot of people are thinking the same thing but for various reasons cant or wont say it. I've never aspired to be one of the most popular kids. I do say what I mean and mean what I say however.

But no, I dont dislike you. Off the top of my head I cant really think of anyone in the industry I'd say I actually dislike. It's not my nature. Hate's a bad emotion, I try not to carry it around like so much baggage.

It's not all about you guy. When I'm jousting with the locals in particular, we may sometimes be speaking a language that you cant possibly understand without the back information needed to catch the references. We're not secretly having meetings to discuss our hatred of Cory or WEG or anything like that, we're just fucking around and amusing each other.

If you think I dislike you, your perception is way twisted. Perhaps that's my own fault as you and I seem to never actually run into each other and get face time when I hit the shows. I wont always agree with you. I may even criticize you if you do something that makes me shake my head. But you'll find I will always do it to your face.....no innuendo, no games, I'll come right out and say it.

No worries, sorry.

I am not going to go into too much detail on the JBM deal, but I am actually surprised that you don't see the bigger point. I probably didn't communicate it the best way.

[Peaches]

Gabe's an asshole for living in California and not realizing there's more than one kind of gravy.

[JR]

Some people can be funny assholes. Some people can not. A funny asshole is my idea of art :)
i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

:)

[Hell Puppy]

No worries, sorry.

I am not going to go into too much detail on the JBM deal, but I am actually surprised that you don't see the bigger point. I probably didn't communicate it the best way.

Oh, I dont know, I may see alot more into it than you think....

You know, if I was a true asshole, I might've even posted what I posted over there to try to lure you out to explain yourself....

:devil:

[Peaches]

i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

:)
Bookmarked!! :wnw:

[PornoDoggy]

i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

:)
I like that ... talked myself out of buying a domain on eBay the other day. bushgirlsgonewild.com was available, and I considered it - but I've never wanted to go to Cuba anyway. :)

[Mike AI]

i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com (http://www.fuckedwebmaster.com/) - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

:)


Funnier then the Onion!!

Good job JR!!

[Dravyk]

i at least try to be a funny asshole. don't always succeed.
www.fuckedwebmaster.com (http://www.fuckedwebmaster.com/) - we'll see in a few months when i am done with this.

:) That the same domain once owned by Lee Noga, JR?

[Dianna Vesta]

Ok, so you go to all that trouble to type all that post obviously with something to say about GonZo, so damn, go ahead and say it and lose the innuendo.

Show some sack...

Bullshit how do you know my agenda? You don't. The truth is that GonZo ICQ'ed me and asked my opinion on who I thought was bringing the board down. I told him that I thought he was rude in cases where I didn't think he should have been. yadda-yadda - anyhow it got me thinking about the subject & some of his comments so I figured we'd get down to business here. I can live with or without Gonzo and I'm sure he feels the same. No big thang.

That's the truth. :nyanya:

[Dianna Vesta]

I think Gonzo should leave the board and not come back unless Diana says something witty. :clapping:

Huh? Peaches that made no damn sense. I guess that was your attempt at a joke. lol- Now that's fucking funny! :clapping:

[el pres]

Gabe's an asshole for living in California and not realizing there's more than one kind of gravy.

man gravy?

[Dianna Vesta]

i dont understand what this is about... but any true asshole would spill the beans.

My thoughts exactly. I hope Confucy shows up to at least stir up the bean pot. If anyone knows how to contact her, maybe invite her over.

[JR]

That the same domain once owned by Lee Noga, JR?
don't believe so. i registered it when fuckedcompany.com started.

[Mike AI]

I think Noga's domain is http://unemployedwebmaster.com

It is becoming a huge hit!

[Peaches]

I think Noga's domain is http://unemployedwebmaster.com

It is becoming a huge hit!
I should join up! :)

[JR]

That the same domain once owned by Lee Noga, JR?

when you posted this, i kept wondering what was so familiar about it. i remembered today that hers was "www.fuckedmaster.com" because i would not sell her fuckedwebmaster. her idea was to copy fuckedcompany and just create a site that was a slanderfest against webmaster programs, before it occured to her in all her gender confused wisdom that affiliate programs probably won't buy advertising on a site where they are being slammed by anons day in and day out.

KB was also a part of it which was funny because it came right after his adult forum exit number 154632 from for being slammed and harrassed on netpond by anons... and after he and D$heckel started campaigning against anons on forums starting shit.

[Peaches]

when you posted this, i kept wondering what was so familiar about it. i remembered today that hers was "www.fuckedmaster.com" because i would not sell her fuckedwebmaster. her idea was to copy fuckedcompany and just create a site that was a slanderfest against webmaster programs, before it occured to her in all her gender confused wisdom that affiliate programs probably won't buy advertising on a site where they are being slammed by anons day in and day out.

KB was also a part of it which was funny because it came right after his adult forum exit number 154632 from for being slammed and harrassed on netpond by anons... and after he and D$heckel started campaigning against anons on forums starting shit.
Damn, you nailed 3 in one post - you're gunning for #1!! :)

[JR]

Damn, you nailed 3 in one post - you're gunning for #1!! :)

haha. :)

[Dravyk]

when you posted this, i kept wondering what was so familiar about it. i remembered today that hers was "www.fuckedmaster.com" because i would not sell her fuckedwebmaster. her idea was to copy fuckedcompany and just create a site that was a slanderfest against webmaster programs, before it occured to her in all her gender confused wisdom that affiliate programs probably won't buy advertising on a site where they are being slammed by anons day in and day out.

KB was also a part of it which was funny because it came right after his adult forum exit number 154632 from for being slammed and harrassed on netpond by anons... and after he and D$heckel started campaigning against anons on forums starting shit. Ahh. My memory isn't too bad for an old guy. ;)

I also seem to recall Fucked Company had her shut it down for being too similiar.

[Sin]

I think I have the art form down :)

Tonight I'm babysitting (and way later than I was supposed to, I might add) and one of the girls that I'm not overly fond of, was over, and complaining virtually nonstop about this guy, and he's weird, and he won't leave her alone, and she's tried to give him hints, and he's just not getting it, and on and on and on and on, and he's playing games with her (which to be honest, after a while it became painfully obvious that yes, he was, and what's more, she was stupid enough apparently to fall for it)

Anyways, at one point she heaved a huge sigh & started on about how it was so hard to find what she wanted, in a man... so I piped up with....

"What do you want from a man, exactly? I mean you obviously don't want respect because this guy has been disrespectful to you all evening, and instead of doing something about it you're just playing right into his game."

She didn't really have a whole lot to say lol But then again her & I get along (ie we're civil to one another...like the above statement demonstrates) ever since she really pissed me off one night & I was drunk & so I let loose & ripped into her & we have the pecking order established. When push comes to shove, I'm the stronger Alpha, and push doesn't come to shove anymore, now that we've got that established. :)

After I had made that comment though, the 2 guys in the room just started guttin' themselves laughing, because they were as sick of listening to her bitch & whine, as I was.

[Dianna Vesta]

I think I have the art form down :)

Tonight I'm babysitting (and way later than I was supposed to, I might add) and one of the girls that I'm not overly fond of, was over, and complaining virtually nonstop about this guy, and he's weird, and he won't leave her alone, and she's tried to give him hints, and he's just not getting it, and on and on and on and on, and he's playing games with her (which to be honest, after a while it became painfully obvious that yes, he was, and what's more, she was stupid enough apparently to fall for it)

Anyways, at one point she heaved a huge sigh & started on about how it was so hard to find what she wanted, in a man... so I piped up with....

"What do you want from a man, exactly? I mean you obviously don't want respect because this guy has been disrespectful to you all evening, and instead of doing something about it you're just playing right into his game."

She didn't really have a whole lot to say lol But then again her & I get along (ie we're civil to one another...like the above statement demonstrates) ever since she really pissed me off one night & I was drunk & so I let loose & ripped into her & we have the pecking order established. When push comes to shove, I'm the stronger Alpha, and push doesn't come to shove anymore, now that we've got that established. :)

After I had made that comment though, the 2 guys in the room just started guttin' themselves laughing, because they were as sick of listening to her bitch & whine, as I was.


I hate whining especially over some dude she should of left ages ago. I don’t know why women put themselves through this shit in the first place.



That’s not really being an asshole Sin. That’s just being REAL. Everyone should adopt that quality.



I’m nice as pie until I’m pushed to a point. If I am you’ve never seen such a bitch/asshole.