women.....

[Winetalk.com]

how many times it has been posted on the boards about troubles at airport associated with vibrators being on?
How many times is has been posted on the baords the advice of always taking batteries out BEFORE boarding the plane?

Yesterday one of the bags has not arrived and was delivered this morning. What was inside?
Vibrator working on full blast!

I hope I won't read about it anywhere else
;)

[Vick]

While on the subject of I women will post everything I know about women below
























and above this text

[Sin]

I'm not worried about that ever happening to me, I don't even own one! :)

[Winetalk.com]

I'm not worried about that ever happening to me, I don't even own one! :)


My wife doesn't own one either...she owns a whole closet full.
:)

[Dianna Vesta]

lol- I went to the Bahamas once with a group of people way back when I was working in promotions. I had a vibrating dildo that I had wrapped in a towel and stuck in my bag. One of the photographers was behind me as we waited to go through customs baggage check. They rarely go through the bags here. I remembered that I promised a friend I'd pick up some beer for her at duty free and bring back. So I throw my bag down and as the photograher to move it up in the line and I'd be right back.

I'm standing at the register in duty free and I see him standing in front of the window hold up my bag and trying to get my attention. I paid and came out. I asked him why he got out of line. He said he went to pick up my bag and it was alive! I touched it and it was buzzing away!

I took it to the bathroom to take it out and turn it off. That must have triggered security because now I had two men demanding to check my bags. Of course he has to pull it out.

[gonzo]

lol- I went to the Bahamas once with a group of people way back when I was working in promotions. I had a vibrating dildo that I had wrapped in a towel and stuck in my bag. One of the photographers was behind me as we waited to go through customs baggage check. They rarely go through the bags here. I remembered that I promised a friend I'd pick up some beer for her at duty free and bring back. So I throw my bag down and as the photograher to move it up in the line and I'd be right back.

I'm standing at the register in duty free and I see him standing in front of the window hold up my bag and trying to get my attention. I paid and came out. I asked him why he got out of line. He said he went to pick up my bag and it was alive! I touched it and it was buzzing away!

I took it to the bathroom to take it out and turn it off. That must have triggered security because now I had two men demanding to check my bags. Of course he has to pull it out.

You should stencil Epassporte on it so you can actually get some enjoyment out of getting fucked.

[Sabby]

LOL, yeah that happened to me when I went to my first webmaster show.


Sabby:flash:

[Sin]

I took it to the bathroom to take it out and turn it off. That must have triggered security because now I had two men demanding to check my bags. Of course he has to pull it out.

I would LOVE to know what runs through a man's mind when he realizes what he is holding, when they do that LOL

[WEGRuth]

I would LOVE to know what runs through a man's mind when he realizes what he is holding, when they do that LOL

AND it'd be sweet to get pics of those big security guys holding a massive vibrating dildo in front of em.. classic LOL!

[LadyMischief]

This is why the only sextoy I travel with is my husband :)

[Winetalk.com]

I would LOVE to know what runs through a man's mind when he realizes what he is holding, when they do that LOL


Ask my wife and she'll tell you the TRUE story of us leaving St Maarten and security guy at the airport holding it in his hand at her request...
;)

[Peaches]

There was an episode of Airline (as we all know, reality shows are my dirty little passion) where they thought there was a vibrator. They put on the surgical gloves only to find out it was a toothbrush ;)

[justb]

thanks for the reminder lol

[Sin]

There was an episode of Airline (as we all know, reality shows are my dirty little passion) where they thought there was a vibrator. They put on the surgical gloves only to find out it was a toothbrush ;)

Probably just as well regardless, I'm willing to bet that women keep their dildo's cleaner than their toothbrush, (even if they do rinse the toothbrush, when was the last time it was cleaned instead of simply used -for- cleaning?)

[Sin]

Ask my wife and she'll tell you the TRUE story of us leaving St Maarten and security guy at the airport holding it in his hand at her request...
;)

LOL Sounds like quite the story, will you let her on here to tell it or should I ask her over on Winetalk? :D

[JoesHO]

Probably just as well regardless, I'm willing to bet that women keep their dildo's cleaner than their toothbrush, (even if they do rinse the toothbrush, when was the last time it was cleaned instead of simply used -for- cleaning?)


You know , that is a good point, I have never actually "cleaned" my toothbrush....

I figure the twice a day with the flouride on it kills anythin bad for me .

what would a fella use to clean it wiht ? Bleach?

[Sin]

Not sure JoesHo, but I mean, think of it like this.

People suck dick or eat pussy. They then at some point, stick their toothbrush in their mouths to brush their teeth. So... without having washed it, a toothbrush is along the same lines as a dirty dildo. Vaguely, but the connections are there in my brain.. lol

Any women I know who have toys are meticulous about cleaning them immediately afterwards.

[Peaches]

Not sure JoesHo, but I mean, think of it like this.

People suck dick or eat pussy. They then at some point, stick their toothbrush in their mouths to brush their teeth. So... without having washed it, a toothbrush is along the same lines as a dirty dildo. Vaguely, but the connections are there in my brain.. lol

Any women I know who have toys are meticulous about cleaning them immediately afterwards.
Reminds me of the guy I dated who had no problems at all going on me and but wouldn't use my toothbrush.......I went to one of the first huge discount stores (I think it was Makros or something?) and bought him 300 of them and changed them out every night. Bastard :hmm:

[Sin]

LOL Peaches that's pretty amusing... I'm willing to bet that your pussy was ALWAYS cleaner than his mouth...even with the changing of the toothbrushes... lol

[Winetalk.com]

LOL Sounds like quite the story, will you let her on here to tell it or should I ask her over on Winetalk? :D


Don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll get her here!
;)

[Winetalk.com]

Not sure JoesHo, but I mean, think of it like this.

People suck dick or eat pussy.

I disagree......I'd never use "or". I say "and" is MORE appropriate ;)

[Winetalk.com]

LOL Peaches that's pretty amusing... I'm willing to bet that your pussy was ALWAYS cleaner than his mouth...even with the changing of the toothbrushes... lol

THis is impossible! They were the SAME in about 5 seconds!
:)


Have you flunked Chemistry class in school?
:)

[Sin]

Don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll get her here!
;)

;) Alright.

I disagree......I'd never use "or". I say "and" is MORE appropriate

Okay, so I spoke for myself. For me its "I suck dick" ...I don't eat pussy. Although I have tasted myself both pre & post orgasm while masturbating, before.

THis is impossible! They were the SAME in about 5 seconds!
:)

Have you flunked Chemistry class in school?
:)

You're very right, within SECONDS, her pussy was just as dirty as his mouth. Poor Peaches...

[Winetalk.com]

;)



You're very right, within SECONDS, her pussy was just as dirty as his mouth. Poor Peaches...

Right conclusion: "You're very right"
Wrong premise.

His mouth actually got CLEANER. Pussy juices contain chemicals which serve as CLEANSERS, thus Peaches cleaned his mouth more than he dirtied her.

I betcha you flanked Biology classes too!
;)

[Sin]

Right conclusion: "You're very right"
Wrong premise.

His mouth actually got CLEANER. Pussy juices contain chemicals which serve as CLEANSERS, thus Peaches cleaned his mouth more than he dirtied her.

I betcha you flanked Biology classes too!
;)

AHH! So this is why he didn't want to use her toothbrush afterwards!!! Because his mouth was already clean & he didn't want to soil it again! :)

And I can't say we ever really got this ...in depth or detailed in biology class. lol

[Winetalk.com]

;) Alright.
Okay, so I spoke for myself. For me its "I suck dick" ...I don't eat pussy. Although I have tasted myself both pre & post orgasm while masturbating, before.


Is there any chance you post Tasting Notes Winetalk Style????

What was bouquet before and after? How long was the finish, midpalate, attack? Was it accessable right on the opening or did it need more airation?
What was your impression? Would you share this bott..err, taste, with close friends or leave to use as a gift?

2 short sentences and so many questions raised...I like the DEPTH of your post,
it's a true mind exciter!
:)

[Winetalk.com]

And I can't say we ever really got this ...in depth or detailed in biology class. lol

...'cuz if you and billions of others did -
we all would be unemployed!
;)

[Sin]

I am so very glad that I can mentally stimulate you!!! :)

As for the rest I honestly can't say as I had those things in mind while I was tasting (I trust you'll understand and forgive me) I will try to keep those questions in mind when I next indulge... & get back to you then.

[Sin]

...'cuz if you and billions of others did -
we all would be unemployed!
;)

Do you have any other :-pearl: to offer me? I must say this is quite the invigorating thread!

[Winetalk.com]

Do you have any other :-pearl: to offer me? I must say this is quite the invigorating thread!


sure, LMK if you liked Oprano Pearl Collection:

http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html

start from the bottom
;)

[Sin]

Excellent! Thanks! :)