Damn, Someon using Hotmail is going to hell...

[sarettah]

For sure:


From the header:

Received: from omc1-s30.bay6.hotmail.com (65.54.248.232)
BCC: <maryparker764@msn.com>
Reply-To: "Mrs. Mary Parker" <mary77parker@yahoo.de>

The email:

Dear Beloved in Christ,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth; I had no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & His Mercies and glory upon my life.

I am Mrs. Mary Parker, the wife of Mr. Robert Parker, my husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Kenya for twenty years before he died in the year 2003.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-again and dedicated Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is strongly against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$7.5 Million (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) with a Bank in Europe. Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can not come over.

Presently, I'm in a hospital in Kenya where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the World. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank.

I want a person that is God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. {Exodus14 VS14} says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible.

Beloved one, please send all replies to my other email: mary77parker@netscape.net

Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs. Mary Parker

[JR]

i once called a preacher (his name was tilton or tilman or something)that took phone calls during his show for donations. it was always set up like a telethon and the people taking calls could be seen in the background. i called just because i was bored and i wanted to fuck with one of the callers and see them react on tv.

so... i called. saw the woman on TV who answered. I told her I came into a lot of money through inheritence and was not into material things and just did not need the money and figured they could do more good with it. The woman was clearly excited and asking me how much i was going to get. I told her i believed it to be around $8,000,000.00. She actually dropped the phone and i saw it on TV.

Anyway... i started asking her what they would do with that money and she began telling me about all their missions all over the world, feeding the poor yada yada yada. I told her it all sounded really great and that it was a beautiful thing they were doing...

Then i said, "i only have one concern"

she asks "what is that"

I said "well, i saw a story on 60 minutes or some show where, where Mr Tilton was indicted on tax fraud, money laundering, tax evasion and quite a few nasty charges. that makes me a bit uncomfortable"

..... well, i was just making that up for something to say and to flip her shit and watch her reactions on tv.

she says "oh but.... but... you know what happened right? he was aquitted of most of those charges"

now i was stuttering and a little suprised... i started asking her to tell me the details of the charges etc and talk about the case and she did. i was totally stunned and at a loss for words.

anyway.... now that i look on the web while writing this... it was this guy
http://www.discernment.org/wordfaith/tilton.htm
colorful story.

the one line he said that i was never forget; "if you send even only $1.00 - God will love you"

[gonzo]

Did you get any faith trinkets?

[JR]

Did you get any faith trinkets?

reading about that guy now. did not realize how big he got. crazy shit. all he did was just stand there in front of the camera and ask for money. kinda obvious and simplistic. encouraging for me... thinking about starting an internet cult again.

i will say i am the reincarnation of Ripper and we need money to fight internet suicides. the best thing is that no internet suicides means we are clearly winning the battle :)
http://www.brandonvedas.com/internet.html

Ripper is a gangsta!!!