My favorite blonde joke

[Dianna Vesta]

This is my favorite blonde joke...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The
blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's
put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

[domtheboy]

LOL..... here's mine....

A blind guy walks into a bar. Obviously being blind he has no idea where he is. He sits down at the bar, orders a drink, and being a sociable chap starts up a conversation with the bartender.

"Hey bartender, how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?"

The bartender leans close to his ear and whispers sternly....

"Look fella, you're a blind guy so I appreciate you weren't to know this. But you are sat in a lesbian bar. 2 stools down from you is the womens kickboxing champion of the world. She is a lesbian blonde.

At the table behind you are two girls from the lesbian chapter of the Hells Angels. They are blondes, and they're celebrating getting out of prison after serving time for armed robbery.

And last but not least, I am a weightlifter, I can bench press 300 lbs and I am blonde. Now i'd like to ask you again, do you think you should really go ahead with that joke ?

The blind man looks thoughtful for a second, then says, "No.........






























Not if I'm going to have to explain it four times :) "

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