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Winetalk.com
01-12-2006, 09:22 AM
New and Improved?

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/current/vegas06/pb/z04617.htm

:)

LittleC
01-12-2006, 09:24 AM
haha thats funny !

Jace
01-12-2006, 09:32 AM
jesus, those fun bags are fucking huge

Winetalk.com
01-12-2006, 09:34 AM
jesus, those fun bags are fucking huge

is that a problem?

Jace
01-12-2006, 09:37 AM
is that a problem?

not for me, but it will be for her when she hits about 45-50 years old

Vick
01-12-2006, 09:37 AM
..."silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices"

Jace
01-12-2006, 09:38 AM
is that wierd, most men see a sexual thing in boobs, i look at the practical side of things?

Most men think of titty fucking or jiggling them, I imagine all the back problems she will eventually have

sarettah
01-12-2006, 10:19 AM
is that wierd, most men see a sexual thing in boobs, i look at the practical side of things?

Most men think of titty fucking or jiggling them, I imagine all the back problems she will eventually have


Your inner woman tends to be closer to the surface then most :yowsa:

grimm
01-12-2006, 10:20 AM
we have the first gay post of the new year :)

Winetalk.com
01-12-2006, 10:29 AM
we have the first gay post of the new year :)

Blame it on bush!

JoesHO
01-12-2006, 10:41 AM
got lube?

Jace
01-12-2006, 10:49 AM
Your inner woman tends to be closer to the surface then most :yowsa:

haha, well, this is already common knowledge :)

TheLegacy
01-12-2006, 11:00 AM
you think she idolizes Pamela Anderson a bit too much?

Winetalk.com
01-12-2006, 11:02 AM
got lube?


I second this motion
;)

TheEnforcer
01-12-2006, 11:08 AM
you think she idolizes Pamela Anderson a bit too much?


I was thinking the same thing. :okthumb:

Dianna Vesta
01-12-2006, 11:30 AM
is that wierd, most men see a sexual thing in boobs, i look at the practical side of things?

Most men think of titty fucking or jiggling them, I imagine all the back problems she will eventually have


:hmm: wow your wife must be proud or embrassed! lol

Serious tho think about what you said:

not for me, but it will be for her when she hits about 45-50 years old

Every part of her body could sag to her knees but anything that has been injected will stay put. Now imagine that??? lol- ok now your statement rings true but for different reasons.

Jace
01-12-2006, 11:32 AM
:hmm: wow your wife must be proud or embrassed! lol

Serious tho think about what you said:



Every part of her body could sag to her knees but anything that has been injected will stay put. Now imagine that??? lol- ok now your statement rings true but for different reasons.

my wife likes that I have a feminine side...shit, think about it...i hate sports, i sympathize for her when it is that time of the month, i can dress myself and I hate "boys night out"...LOL

as for the visual on the sagging....ew

Jace
01-12-2006, 11:33 AM
oh, and strip clubs to me are just a place to go drink...i can't stand them usually though

TheEnforcer
01-12-2006, 12:16 PM
my wife likes that I have a feminine side...shit, think about it...i hate sports, i sympathize for her when it is that time of the month, i can dress myself and I hate "boys night out"...LOL

as for the visual on the sagging....ew

Are you really a male?? :scratchin

TheEnforcer
01-12-2006, 12:17 PM
oh, and strip clubs to me are just a place to go drink...i can't stand them usually though


That I can understand. I used to bounce in a strip club and people would come up and say "Man, you've got a great job" and I would be like "Yeah, whatever." as it's really just a different kind of bar with more expensive drinks. LOL

Jace
01-12-2006, 12:17 PM
Are you really a male?? :scratchin

haha, yeah....at least last I checked

Dianna Vesta
01-12-2006, 12:20 PM
my wife likes that I have a feminine side...shit, think about it...i hate sports, i sympathize for her when it is that time of the month, i can dress myself and I hate "boys night out"...LOL

as for the visual on the sagging....ew

You'd make a good slave.

Tell me.. do you bring her coffee in bed? Who cleans the house?

Jace
01-12-2006, 12:30 PM
You'd make a good slave.

Tell me.. do you bring her coffee in bed? Who cleans the house?

we both clean the house, I do the cooking though just because of my ex-chef career.

here is a funny one though, i love musicals and she like cheesy comedies