Water into wine

[Dianna Vesta]

There is a show on Tv and they ask a little girl what it means when jesus turns water into wine. She said

"When you run out of wine get on your knees and pray!"

lol I thought that was so funny

[Jace]

hahaha, that rocks

i have been there, plenty of times

[Dianna Vesta]

damn right! we all have been there. Imagine living in the middle of no-fucking-where and wanting a glass of wine and the only damn stores around only carry ripple. Now that will make your ass pray.