TheLegacy
12-29-2005, 01:38 PM
George Bush and Richard Cheney go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Bush, "You ready to order?"
Bush replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!" the waitress replies.
"Sir, given the current situation of your political life that your the president and Im a waitress, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."
She walks away. Cheney leans over to Bush and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'"
Bush replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!" the waitress replies.
"Sir, given the current situation of your political life that your the president and Im a waitress, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."
She walks away. Cheney leans over to Bush and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'"