What do these football terms mean?

[pushpills]

NFC North Playoff Scenarios

BEARS can clinch first-round bye with:


BEARS win + New York Giants loss + Carolina Panthers loss.
BEARS can clinch playoff berth with:


Washington Redskins loss or tie, OR
Tampa Bay Buccaneers loss

???

[PornoDoggy]

If the Bears win while the Giants and Panthers lose, then they clinch the division title and earn an off-week during the first round of playoffs.

I'm pretty sure that the second scenario refers to clinching a wild card berth.

[RyanLanane]

Bears got the playoffs period...

Division title is what they want !

[CDSmith]

"Bears" refers to a gang of fat hairy gay dudes who like to take steam baths together and talk about baking.

Any context it has with respect to football is unclear.

[PornoDoggy]

Canukistani comedians are not nearly as funny as Yakoff Schmirnoff ...

[OldJeff]

Pushpills, Turn in your penis, you are not allowed in the Man Club anymore for not knowing that ;)

[RyanLanane]

Pushpills, Turn in your penis, you are not allowed in the Man Club anymore for not knowing that ;)

:yowsa: :yowsa: :yowsa:

And...... CHOP !

[TheEnforcer]

Pushpills, Turn in your penis, you are not allowed in the Man Club anymore for not knowing that ;)

Here!! Here!! :okthumb:

[DrGuile]

In that 2nd scenario, the Bears dont even need to win...

[pushpills]

so "playoff berth" is like a wildcard thing?

[DrGuile]

so "playoff berth" is like a wildcard thing?


berth Pronunciation Key (bûrth)
n.

1. Sufficient space for a ship to maneuver; sea room: kept a clear berth of the reefs.
2. A space for a ship to dock or anchor: a steamship moored to its berth at the pier.
3.
1. Employment on a ship: sought an officer's berth in the merchant marine.
2. A job: a comfortable berth as head of the department.
4.
1. A built-in bed or bunk, as on a ship or a train.
2. A place to sleep or stay; accommodations: found a berth in a nearby hotel.
5. A space where a vehicle can be parked, as for loading.

[MorganGrayson]

Pushpills, Turn in your penis, you are not allowed in the Man Club anymore for not knowing that ;)

Hey...I resent that! I knew what it all meant! :hmm:

[DrGuile]

Hey...I resent that! I knew what it all meant! :hmm:


Than you can have Pushpill's...

Dont worry, it hasnt been used much...

[MorganGrayson]

Than you can have Pushpill's...

Dont worry, it hasnt been used much...

Great. I get a penis that doesn't know what it's doing.... :hmm:

Sorry, Steve, thought that was funny. :)

You can have your penis back and I'll provide several lusty professional ladies to kiss it and make it better. They'll explain football to you, too. :)

[RyanLanane]

Playoff Berth = Guaranteed in the playoffs

Division Lock = Guaranteed to win their divisional title

Hope that helps :)

[RyanLanane]

P.S. Wildcard talk won't come in to heavy talk until the last week of the season where there will be alot of speculation - and alot of 9-7 teams trying to get in on their last wheel..

If they get a wildcard berth, there are wild card playoffs - which leads to a spot in the actual playoffs... Trying to remember the last time a WildCard one, for some reason I'm thinking it was the 90's but that just doesn't seem right. I'm thinking St. Louis too, but I know that has too be wrong...

[grimm]

bengals..first round buy, division chamions, host first game at home. tickets in hand.


the bears sare me way more than the colts.

[MorganGrayson]

bengals..first round buy, division chamions, host first game at home. tickets in hand.


the bears sare me way more than the colts.

grimm...I lived in Louisville, KY, for a long time, and the Bengals were as close to a "home team" as we had. I'm so very pleased that they're doing well this year. :okthumb:

[RyanLanane]

bengals..first round buy, division chamions, host first game at home. tickets in hand.


the bears sare me way more than the colts.

Amen to that Grim !!!

I am impressed with the Bengals this year... Haven't watched alot this year unfortunately but... someone told me to watch out for them this year during our FFL draft - I spat the beer I was drinking out all over my little brother who told me that... Little shit is at Western (editor of his paper) and heads the sports section - should of listened to him... LOL

[TheEnforcer]

Than you can have Pushpill's...

Dont worry, it hasnt been used much...



hahahahahah!! :burn:

[DrGuile]

bengals..first round buy, division chamions, host first game at home. tickets in hand.


the bears sare me way more than the colts.

bye
scare

Anyone worried of meeting the Pats? :P

[grimm]

bye
scare

Anyone worried of meeting the Pats? :P


oh yeah. they are just hitting stride

[RyanLanane]

oh yeah. they are just hitting stride

I don't see 4 in a row being a problem for them if they stick to their game. Their team is just starting to re-align and DAMN they looked good last week.

Personally I am looking forward to Bears Versus Pats Super Bowl!

And if it happens, OMG - I'm going to have to get a 2nd mortgage or WHATEVER it takes to get to that game... I'm dead serious !!

Long time Chicago fan... Football Wise the only time I even close to strayed was when I had Warner in FFL and St Louis was rushing.

[Dravyk]

Pushpills, Turn in your penis, you are not allowed in the Man Club anymore for not knowing that ;) That was evily sweet!! :wnw:

[WebairGerard]

Hope Giants keep winning all through January!! :)

[CDSmith]

Canukistani comedians are not nearly as funny as Yakoff Schmirnoff ...I'm thinking whoever made those Viagra commercials must have been bummed out about that "Like A Rock" song already being taken.