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Dravyk
12-14-2005, 01:40 AM
Die at your own risk, mayor proposes

BIRITIBA MIRIM, Brazil (AP) -- There's no more room to bury the dead, they can't be cremated and laws forbid a new cemetery. So the mayor of this Brazilian farm town has proposed a solution: outlaw death.

Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva's proposal to the Town Council asks residents to "take good care of your health in order not to die" and warns that "infractors will be held responsible for their acts."

Rest of the story: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/12/13/death.ban.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/12/13/death.ban.ap/index.html)
meatpounder
12-14-2005, 02:45 AM
I wonder what the penalty is...life in prisom?
Osiris
12-14-2005, 02:50 AM
Didn't something similar happen in Paris? I think it was Paris, but I could be remembering wrong.
Sin
12-14-2005, 03:43 AM
Osiris I'm not sure what they ended up doing in Paris, but there's the Paris underground tunnel network thing, tunnels & tunnels that are just FULL of bodies & skeletons & ancient human remains... I can probably find a link about it, I do remember what you're talking about ;)
Dravyk
12-14-2005, 02:16 PM
Didn't something similar happen in Paris? I think it was Paris, but I could be remembering wrong. You're probably thinking about the law passed in France that they can't lose another war.

Apparently if Frenchmen break the law and do lose another war, they'll be charged with treason, taken prisioners and executed ...

.... well, after first being liberated by the Americans and British. Then they'll be put to death. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif
meatpounder
12-14-2005, 02:26 PM
How many French Troops does it take to defend Paris?














No one knows as it's never been done
Osiris
12-14-2005, 02:34 PM
You're probably thinking about the law passed in France that they can't lose another war.

Apparently if Frenchmen break the law and do lose another war, they'll be charged with treason, taken prisioners and executed ...

.... well, after first being liberated by the Americans and British. Then they'll be put to death. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif


Hahah!
MorganGrayson
12-14-2005, 02:36 PM
:blink:

I do believe that His Honor the Mayor has snapped like a violin string.
Red
12-15-2005, 12:47 PM
I love this:
Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva's proposal to the Town Council asks residents to "take good care of your health in order not to die" and warns that "infractors will be held responsible for their acts."

So if you die, you will be held responsible for the act. Can this work as a murder defense? :)

The bill, which sets no penalty for passing away, is meant to protest a federal law that has barred a new or expanded cemetery in Biritiba Mirim, a town of 28,000 people 45 miles east of Sao Paulo.

"Of course the bill is laughable, unconstitutional, and will never be approved," said Gilson Soares de Campos, an aide to the mayor. "But can you think of a better marketing strategy?"



It does seem to be working as an attention getter.
MorganGrayson
12-15-2005, 01:03 PM
I love this:


So if you die, you will be held responsible for the act. Can this work as a murder defense? :)



Oooh! I love this one, Red!!! :okthumb:

"Hey! It's not my fault he broke the law and died when I shot him!" :)
Newton
12-18-2005, 07:55 AM
You're probably thinking about the law passed in France that they can't lose another war.

Apparently if Frenchmen break the law and do lose another war, they'll be charged with treason, taken prisioners and executed ...

.... well, after first being liberated by the Americans and British. Then they'll be put to death. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

Like that will help them win :bustingup
domtheboy
12-18-2005, 01:52 PM
Their proposal sounds reasonable to me, I mean it's not much to ask is it ?
Newton
12-18-2005, 02:00 PM
There are always exceptions to the rule :)

http://www.xxxamigoz.com/precious.jpg
domtheboy
12-18-2005, 03:49 PM
Ahahahahaa that looks like at least 10% of my neighbours !
RyanLanane
12-18-2005, 05:31 PM
I wouldn't want to be in their jails for a petty offense any more !!!

Sitting there with a bunch of stuffs, how boring...
Dravyk
12-18-2005, 05:38 PM
There are always exceptions to the rule http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

http://www.xxxamigoz.com/precious.jpg Smeagol the Chav I take it?
Stacey_JoinRightNow
12-19-2005, 05:02 AM
at least they could prevent death people but somehow we couldnt avoid death, bec. who knows if our time is up so let it be...
Newton
12-19-2005, 05:29 AM
Smeagol the Chav I take it?

Actually it is remarkable that most Chavs look like this Dravyk :blink:
Sin
12-19-2005, 02:41 PM
Oooh! I love this one, Red!!! :okthumb:

"Hey! It's not my fault he broke the law and died when I shot him!" :)

That's an excellent question that Red brought up & great example Morgan!

I'd imagine the lawyers etc would manage to skim by on the bit "infractors will be responsible for THEIR acts" --The victims did not in this case shoot themselves. So, the murderer could likely face even heavier penalties.
Dravyk
12-20-2005, 11:03 AM
Actually it is remarkable that most Chavs look like this Dravyk :blink: Damn. Chavs should eat more then! :speechles
Dravyk
12-20-2005, 11:04 AM
That's an excellent question that Red brought up & great example Morgan!

I'd imagine the lawyers etc would manage to skim by on the bit "infractors will be responsible for THEIR acts" --The victims did not in this case shoot themselves. So, the murderer could likely face even heavier penalties. No, your honor, it was the victim's duty not to die of the bullet. It was he that broke the law in dying.

Remember, guns don't kill people. People fail to stay alive!

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