Back again...

[domtheboy]

...after a couple of days enforced absence thanks to problems with my modem :(

So what did I miss, anything interesting ;) ?

[Trev]

You missed me strip off and run round screaming "If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy...", but you're most likely very happy about that.


It's good to have you back mate ;)

[domtheboy]

Cheers mate - thanks to my modem probs I'm well behind so going to have to be submitting like a crazy mofo.

[MorganGrayson]

Welcome back, boy toy! :inlove:

[domtheboy]

Welcome back, boy toy! :inlove:

*in finest kenneth williams drawl*

well heelllllllllllllllllooooooooo......... :yowsa:

[MorganGrayson]

*in finest kenneth williams drawl*

well heelllllllllllllllllooooooooo......... :yowsa:

Oooh. Massive tingle! :yowsa:

I have missed the magnificent estrogen surges you inspire, my delectable one! :wub:

[Newton]

Welcome back Dom :)

[domtheboy]

Oooh. Massive tingle! :yowsa:

I have missed the magnificent estrogen surges you inspire, my delectable one! :wub:


Crikey, and I haven't even said anything vaguely inflammatory yet !

This is what it must feel like to be Tom Jones :)

Hey Newton, how you doing ?

Everyone getting into the Xmas spirit ?

[Trev]

Everyone getting into the Xmas spirit ?
So what is "the Xmas spirit"... I've yet to understand that one... I go to the supermarket and they've got it all: vodka, gin, whiskey, yadda, yadda, yadda... but no Xmas spirit... I'm going to bottle and brand "Xmas Spirit". I'll make a mint :D

[domtheboy]

So what is "the Xmas spirit"... I've yet to understand that one... I go to the supermarket and they've got it all: vodka, gin, whiskey, yadda, yadda, yadda... but no Xmas spirit... I'm going to bottle and brand "Xmas Spirit". I'll make a mint :D

LOL I'm a poof when it comes to spirits, can't drink the buggers. Just lager for me this Xmas and plenty of it.

[Trev]

LOL I'm a poof when it comes to spirits, can't drink the buggers. Just lager for me this Xmas and plenty of it.
Unfortunately I'm not a puff and I like the odd dram now and again, however - I have a wife that no longer allows me to partake in a dram of any kind... so it's lager for me as well... :(


Saying that though, HER father is coming to stay from the 16th through to the 23rd, so Toni's cans and cants go right out of the window :D

[domtheboy]

Unfortunately I'm not a puff and I like the odd dram now and again, however - I have a wife that no longer allows me to partake in a dram of any kind... so it's lager for me as well... :(


Saying that though, HER father is coming to stay from the 16th through to the 23rd, so Toni's cans and cants go right out of the window :D



ehehehehe you've gotta love it when dad overrules them :)

Ann's Mum and Dad are coming over from South Africa this Xmas so we should have a good larf

[Trev]

ehehehehe you've gotta love it when dad overrules them :)

Ann's Mum and Dad are coming over from South Africa this Xmas so we should have a good larf
I try to abstain, but it's insulting. ;)


So her ma and pa are from SA, have I ever told you I got mugged* in Capetown j/j :)

I hope they have a safe trip and don't get on her nerves, parents only annoy their own :D











* I'm doing the pitty me thing again, Newton has left me for dead in the manho stakes.... :(

[domtheboy]

I try to abstain, but it's insulting. ;)


So her ma and pa are from SA, have I ever told you I got mugged* in Capetown j/j :)

I hope they have a safe trip and don't get on her nerves, parents only annoy their own :D











* I'm doing the pitty me thing again, Newton has left me for dead in the manho stakes.... :(

There there diddums.... ;)

Seriously, you got mugged ? What happened ?

[Trev]

There there diddums.... ;)

Seriously, you got mugged ? What happened ?
Erm, I got hit, robbed and they tried to cave my head in with a breeze block... it's a good thing I'm from the NorthEast... they were hitting the wrong end :)


I lost my wedding ring though... that really was fucked. :(

[sarettah]

...after a couple of days enforced absence thanks to problems with my modem :(

So what did I miss, anything interesting ;) ?

Who are you?? :blink:

[Nickatilynx]

Erm, I got hit, robbed and they tried to cave my head in with a breeze block... it's a good thing I'm from the NorthEast... they were hitting the wrong end :)


I lost my wedding ring though... that really was fucked. :(

I STILL think it is just the most convuluted and paiful excuse anyone has ever used to explain losing their wedding ring!

But I can understand it...you probably meant to just bruise yr head a bit with the breeze block but dropped it!!

;-)))

[Trev]

I STILL think it is just the most convuluted and paiful excuse anyone has ever used to explain losing their wedding ring!

But I can understand it...you probably meant to just bruise yr head a bit with the breeze block but dropped it!!

;-)))
You do know I've had to ban her until this thread dies :unsure:

[sarettah]

bump :yowsa:

[Trev]

bump :yowsa:
What, did you think I'd ban her here... don't be daft man, I've banned Oprano on her pc... this could take a while so I had to be sure no one fucked with me :)

[sarettah]

What, did you think I'd ban her here... don't be daft man, I've banned Oprano on her pc... this could take a while so I had to be sure no one fucked with me :)


Did you ban boardscanner from her pc too? :yowsa:

Or the brand new "Toni Alert" ? :rolleyes:

[Trev]

Did you ban boardscanner from her pc too? :yowsa:

Or the brand new "Toni Alert" ? :rolleyes:
She needs my password to get to her homepage. :)


I'll tell her it's a trojan and when I've... fucking hell... it would be easier to say I don't like the ring... or any jewelry, unless it's a watch... can you get a wedding watch/ring type thing? :unsure:

[Sin]

LOL

You could get a slave bracelet style wedding watch/ring I suppose, a watch with a chain leading to the ring ;)

[Dravyk]

...after a couple of days enforced absence thanks to problems with my modem :( What's a modem? :blink: