Bible...Porn????

[MorganGrayson]

I'm not making this up, either. :blink:

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German Protestant youth group has put together a 2006 calendar with 12 staged photos depicting erotic scenes from the Bible, including a bare-breasted Delilah cutting Samson's hair and a nude Eve offering an apple.

"There's a whole range of biblical scriptures simply bursting with eroticism," said Stefan Wiest, the 32-year-old photographer who took the titillating pictures.

Anne Rohmer, 21, poses on a doorstep in garters and stockings as the prostitute Rahab, who is mentioned in both New and Old Testaments. "We wanted to represent the Bible in a different way and to interest young people," she told Reuters.

"Anyway, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude."

Bernd Grasser, pastor of the church in Nuremberg where the calendar is being sold, was enthusiastic about the project which is explained online at www.bibelkalender.de.

"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.

Gee, that's funny. When Catholic priests say things like that...lawsuits happen. I guess it's different if you're Protestant. Or...something....

[Vick]

I'm still of the opinion that only physically attractive people should get nude for pictures that will be sold or distributed to the masses


Beyond that mixing something wonderful as the nude human body and something as screwed up as any religion
(yeah my invisible guy in the sky who tells me right from wrong and how to live because I'm so lost I don't know right from wrong is better than your invisible guy in the sky and we'll try to kill you and your family to prove it)
can't be a good thing

[MorganGrayson]

Wow, Vick. Your invisible guy said all that? :blink:

My invisible guy just shrugged and said "at least the stupid fuckers will know what day it is."

[TheEnforcer]

Hahahahah.. THANK YOU Morgan. :clapping: I'll post this in my poltical forum chat that has a good number of fundie christians and religious right types. Will drive them ape shit!! LOL :okthumb:

Oh.. points to you.. :>))

[TheEnforcer]

Site doesn't come up for me... :(

[Vick]

Wow, Vick. Your invisible guy said all that? :blink:

My invisible guy just shrugged and said "at least the stupid fuckers will know what day it is."


Good One!

[MorganGrayson]

Thank you, TE. :)

I do imagine that once the article was published, their server promptly crashed from the overload. And I know damned well at least *one* of those clicks was from some putz who said "wow, I want to know what Eve really looked like!"

Now, now, it's not nice to drive the fundies nuts. It's damned fun, though. :okthumb:

[TheEnforcer]

Yes, it is fun to drive them nuts! :)

[Dravyk]

Points for that one, Morgan! :clapping:

[Osiris]

This makes me hate America even more.. :(

[sarettah]

This makes me hate America even more.. :(


Americans hate being hated :mad:

In fact most of our foreign policy is precepted on that principle "Americans hate being hated". So, if you hate us, we will come to your country and try to win over your "hearts and minds". If that doesn't work, we kill you. :blink:

Easiest way to get the world to stop hating us is to eliminate all the haters :okthumb:

[Carrie]

They act like this is something new.
I've seen pictures of naked adam and eve since I was a little kid.

Gee, that's funny. When Catholic priests say things like that...lawsuits happen. I guess it's different if you're Protestant.
No, the catholic priests getting the lawsuits say "virginity and innocence", not "hair and skin".