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sarettah
12-01-2005, 09:16 AM
To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well :(


I need to get some sleep, please.... :blink:
voodooman
12-01-2005, 09:24 AM
To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well :(


I need to get some sleep, please.... :blink:

"And lee me"??? You mean, And let me?

hahahaha
sorry ol chap, couldn't resist.;) Go back to bed now.
Red
12-01-2005, 09:37 AM
To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well :(


I need to get some sleep, please.... :blink:


What's a wooden poiner? Oh, and you forgot periods at the end of your sentences.
Vick
12-01-2005, 10:34 AM
What's a wooden poiner? Oh, and you forgot periods at the end of your sentences.


I haven't had my period in a very ling time

Frankly I'm a little worried
Red
12-01-2005, 11:05 AM
I haven't had my period in a very ling time

Frankly I'm a little worried

Menopause can start early. It's a bitch.
MorganGrayson
12-01-2005, 11:43 AM
I haven't had my period in a very ling time

Frankly I'm a little worried

Let us know if the hot flashes start. We'll offer comfort. :)


We promise we won't laugh. We promise we won't say (loudly) "SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE ON THE OTHER SIDE???"

Really. But only because it's you. If it happens to any other guy here...all bets are off. :)
Dravyk
12-01-2005, 01:13 PM
What's a wooden poiner? I think it's what old people like Sarettah call their weiner. :whistling
selena
12-01-2005, 10:25 PM
I'm a bit of a sadist, so I have the sudden urge to go start about 40 threads on grammar, English, and spelling.

:D
PornoDoggy
12-01-2005, 10:37 PM
To get you people (used quite loosely) to quit posting grammar and spelling threads ?

I have had nightmares about my old english teacher for the last 3 nights running :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

And lee me tell you, porn and 65 year old ladies with grey hair, removable teeth and a wooden poiner in their hand do not mix well :(


I need to get some sleep, please.... :blink:
So lemme see if I got this straight. :scratchin

You are the victim of a cosmic occult parapsychological transmorgification, and are now having Dravyk's erotic dreams as your nightmares? :yowsa:
sarettah
12-01-2005, 11:15 PM
now having Dravyk's erotic dreams as your nightmares?

Exactly :unsure:
MorganGrayson
12-02-2005, 12:07 AM
I'm a bit of a sadist, so I have the sudden urge to go start about 40 threads on grammar, English, and spelling.

:D

*wiping away a tear*
Sorry for getting so emotional, selena. But I've always liked you. :wnw:
Sin
12-02-2005, 12:41 AM
Personally I absolutely love the spelling & grammar threads, it shows that the people on this board are neither afraid to learn, nor to share what knowledge they do have.

Much better than other boards where everybody's attitude is "I just don't give a shit"