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CDSmith

11-22-2005, 05:27 PM

I'm hoping the answer is "no",

but I'm not willing to bet any money on it. :unsure:

Dravyk

11-22-2005, 05:33 PM

and there is no woman around to hear him.

Is he still wrong? Nope. Not until the woman variable enters the equation is he wrong.

So while there, he's right.

Unless of course later a woman tells him he had been wrong. In which case his "present" in the woods has now become his "past" in the woods, and history is rewritten, his rightness at the point alone having been altered to a mere "perception" of rightness, which was wrong.

... I think.

MorganGrayson

11-22-2005, 05:44 PM

... I think.

Really? When? :blink:

Trev

11-22-2005, 05:48 PM

Really? When? :blink:
lmao :okthumb:

You know I love it when you paddle Dravs lillywhite ass... even when it's only a gentle paddling ;)

PornoDoggy

11-22-2005, 05:53 PM

:whistling I am fucking NOT asking how he friggin' knows what color Drav's ass is :whistling

Red

11-22-2005, 05:55 PM

:whistling I am fucking NOT asking how he friggin' knows what color Drav's ass is :whistling

It's best that you don't.

Nickatilynx

11-22-2005, 06:01 PM

and there is no woman around to hear him.

Is he still wrong?

There correct answer to a woman would be...

"What does it matter , no one of any import was listening"

Trev

11-22-2005, 06:06 PM

:whistling I am fucking NOT asking how he friggin' knows what color Drav's ass is :whistling
What can I say, I check out all the competition... with the exception of Nick, Newton, Anthony and Voodooman I've got you bitches beat ;)

MorganGrayson

11-22-2005, 06:45 PM

What can I say, I check out all the competition... with the exception of Nick, Newton, Anthony and Voodooman I've got you bitches beat ;)

In other words, your ass beats everybody with the exception of the people who can kick yours? ;)

MorganGrayson

11-22-2005, 06:46 PM

Gosh, I *like* being an "equal opportunity paddler"!!! :clapping:

domtheboy

11-22-2005, 06:50 PM

paddle Dravs lillywhite ass... even when it's only a gentle paddling ;)

How to develop erectile dysfunction - all that's needed is to read one simple post from Trev and you're there :blink:

Trev

11-22-2005, 06:52 PM

In other words, your ass beats everybody with the exception of the people who can kick yours? ;)
I just named a few of the many people I like, that list is so long it would have made the original post even worse... I'm secure in the fact that I can fuck for hours though ;)

Trev

11-22-2005, 06:53 PM

How to develop erectile dysfunction - all that's needed is to read one simple post from Trev and you're there :blink:
Got to get them Viagra sales from somewhere mate :D

domtheboy

11-22-2005, 06:55 PM

Got to get them Viagra sales from somewhere mate :D

That's entrapment ya mofo..........

Nice tactic ;)

Sin

11-22-2005, 06:58 PM

Would depend on what he said.

I find most men to be right, more often than they are wrong.

Trev

11-22-2005, 07:00 PM

That's entrapment ya mofo..........

Nice tactic ;)
Still need that link? :yowsa:

MorganGrayson

11-22-2005, 07:02 PM

How to develop erectile dysfunction - all that's needed is to read one simple post from Trev and you're there :blink:

I didn't realize you were seeking a way to suffer from erectile dysfunction. How lucky you found a simple way. ;)

Swing that paddle! :okthumb:

sarettah

11-22-2005, 07:10 PM

Would depend on what he said.

I find most men to be right, more often than they are wrong.

Every time you post I fall more in love... :yowsa:

Trev

11-22-2005, 07:12 PM

Every time you post I fall more in love... :yowsa:
How old is your oldest daughter again? :o

domtheboy

11-22-2005, 07:15 PM

Still need that link? :yowsa:

If I said yes would you all think less of me ?

And be careful, don't make me cry when you answer.... :yowsa:

Sin

11-22-2005, 07:22 PM

Awww, thanks Sare, and LMFAO @ Trev... LOL

Trev

11-22-2005, 07:28 PM

If I said yes would you all think less of me ?

And be careful, don't make me cry when you answer.... :yowsa:
Less of you, don't be daft mate. I couldn't possibly think any less of you :yowsa:

domtheboy

11-22-2005, 07:31 PM

Less of you, don't be daft mate. I couldn't possibly think any less of you :yowsa:

Sweet ! Now we've cleared that up, gimme that link to the economy size packs !

Trev

11-22-2005, 07:43 PM

Sweet ! Now we've cleared that up, gimme that link to the economy size packs !
Mate, what kind of a friend would I be if I let you buy in small quantities, it's the jumbo (fuck the world) packs you want to go for.

Yeah I can give you 4 tabs for $small... why the hell would you want that... Get 100 tabs for $massive_money_but_it_will_be_hard_for_months ;)

domtheboy

11-22-2005, 07:49 PM

Mate, what kind of a friend would I be if I let you buy in small quantities, it's the jumbo (fuck the world) packs you want to go for.

Yeah I can give you 4 tabs for $small... why the hell would you want that... Get 100 tabs for $massive_money_but_it_will_be_hard_for_months ;)

Fantastic - this means no more having to prepare Ann with my usual speech:

"Ann - get ready for the best 2 and a half minutes of your life :clapping: "

PornoDoggy

11-22-2005, 09:24 PM

How old is your oldest daughter again? :o
THAT was a cold-blooded thing to say, asshole. :mad:

Mine's 27.

sarettah

11-22-2005, 09:28 PM

How old is your oldest daughter again? :o

Um, er, a year younger than Sin... Thats the cut off btw, whoever I fall in lust with has to be at least a day older than my oldest daughter :blink:

But Sin is way more mature than my daughter.... (yep, that's the ticket :okthumb: )

Sin

11-22-2005, 09:39 PM

lol I'm 23... lol

TheEnforcer

11-22-2005, 10:17 PM

and there is no woman around to hear him.

Is he still wrong?
:-pearl:

Dravyk

11-23-2005, 01:35 AM

lmao :okthumb:

You know I love it when you paddle Dravs lillywhite ass... even when it's only a gentle paddling ;) Geez, Trev, you still have non-stop dreams about my ass!

But then again .... to quote Cat on Red Dwarf: "'I may be a shallow guy, but a shallow guy with a great ass!"

So it's tough to be too mad at you, Trev. Give in to the power that is my ass!!

Sin

11-23-2005, 01:38 AM

Is there a pic of this ass around? I'm pretty rightfully arrogant about my own, I'd like to view yours Dravyk.

Dravyk

11-23-2005, 01:38 AM

lol I'm 23... lol Not even half my age. Sounds about right! ;)

Dravyk

11-23-2005, 01:40 AM

Is there a pic of this ass around? I'm pretty rightfully arrogant about my own, I'd like to view yours Dravyk. Well, I only know of others who love my ass. Personally, I think it's a fine one, but I'm really not so egocentric as to carry photos of it around in my wallet, Sin. :)

Sin

11-23-2005, 01:43 AM

I don't carry pics of mine around in my wallet either, why would I need to, wherever my wallet goes, so does my ass & if people care to look, they can see it in person, lucky devils! ;)

However, my computer has a few pics of my ass on it... was rather hoping yours might too! lol

Dravyk

11-23-2005, 02:09 AM

I don't carry pics of mine around in my wallet either, why would I need to, wherever my wallet goes, so does my ass & if people care to look, they can see it in person, lucky devils! ;) That is so scary! I had something very very similiar in mind to post! :o

Nope, no ass pics. Others though might have pics of them however. But if they do, they're hoarding them. (Right, Newton?) :(

Guess you'll have to wait to look at the real thing.