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original_adult
11-18-2005, 04:08 PM
I guess I will say hello.
Hello.
Dravyk
11-18-2005, 04:17 PM
Congrats! And hello!! :wavey:
Newton
11-18-2005, 04:23 PM
Welcome to Oprano ;)
TheEnforcer
11-18-2005, 04:28 PM
Hello.. welcome to Oprano...
MorganGrayson
11-18-2005, 04:30 PM
Hello and welcome! :waving:
sarettah
11-18-2005, 04:51 PM
Welcome to the mix :yowsa:
Now, who are you ?
What do you do ?
and if you got em:
Show us your Tits !!!
(this is your chance to spam your shizzle all over our drizzle.... :yowsa: )
Welcome to the O, were you having problems working out how to post? :p
original_adult
11-18-2005, 05:28 PM
Yeah boss. I had trouble figuring out to post and then figuring out how to reply to this. It's been a long time since I have used any computers and they looked a bit differnt back then. I just started using and learning the internet about a month and a half ago. It is still very confusing.
Thank you all for the welcome. No I dont have tits.
I used to be pretty big in the adult game. Ran a couple of bbs back in the early nineties.
Dravyk
11-18-2005, 06:06 PM
Yeah boss. I had trouble figuring out to post and then figuring out how to reply to this. It's been a long time since I have used any computers and they looked a bit differnt back then. Yeah computers have gotten much better since they took out that damned wind-up key!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif Just kidding.
I used to be pretty big in the adult game. Ran a couple of bbs back in the early nineties. Should I guess? Rusty 'n' Eddies? Windy City? McHenry's?
Wait, wait, wait ... Your nick .... "Adult Origin?" http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/unsure.gif
original_adult
11-18-2005, 07:26 PM
Nah, we didn't have any kind of public boards. We ran a couple of private bbs. We advertised to our regulars in our jerk rooms and in the club. So, to find out about the baord you had to be someone. We did it for free at first then started charging for it.
See, our entrance exam isn't that tough.
Welcome to Oprano. :waving:
MorganGrayson
11-18-2005, 08:25 PM
original_adult...I'll tell ya a secret. :)
A *lot* of people have looked at "new boards" over the years and gone "OK, now how do I work this thing? Ummm...HELP!" I know this because I've often been one of them. :)
The smilies are fun to play with. If you don't see them, ask, and we'll point you to where in your User CP you have to go to turn them on. :cdance:
Evil Chris
11-18-2005, 11:23 PM
When in doubt, just hit Alt-F4. :)
Welcome. I used to play on the BBSes back in the early 90s.
Fun times.
selena
11-19-2005, 12:44 AM
Hello and welcome :)
original_adult
11-19-2005, 11:45 AM
Thanks again for all the welcomes.
What kind of place is this anyway. I read through some of the messages and see 5-0 in here. Is he cool?
We used to have 5-0 around the shop all the time. Cost us a lot of dough to keep them off.
Nickatilynx
11-19-2005, 11:53 AM
Thanks again for all the welcomes.
What kind of place is this anyway. I read through some of the messages and see 5-0 in here. Is he cool?
We used to have 5-0 around the shop all the time. Cost us a lot of dough to keep them off.
voodooman , is a cop and an old and very good friend and member of the Oprano family.
Welcome to Oprano. :)
original_adult
11-19-2005, 11:54 AM
ok cool. Family is family. I can live with that.
you the head boss?
Nickatilynx
11-19-2005, 12:10 PM
ok cool. Family is family. I can live with that.
you the head boss?
They let me think I am. :)
MorganGrayson
11-19-2005, 01:19 PM
They let me think I am. :)
Smart ass response: we keep around cuz he paid for the mugs, hats and other goodies. In return, we maintain the illusion that he's actually important. :p
Real response: Nickatilynx is the owner of Oprano. He's been successful on the 'net since computers were made out of papyrus scrolls. What he doesn't know about making money in this business can be written on one of those miniature stickies. :)
Voodooman, like a lot of us, has a day job. His just happens to be being a cop. He's the best. I've known him for years. One of my current ambitions is to have him pose for a calendar in his uniform. (Well, in and out of his uniform, anyway!) I intend on keeping the calendar all to myself, despite the money I know I could make with it. I'm a greedy wench at times. :okthumb:
(Yes, I said "wench," guys. Have at it!) :waving:
original_adult
11-20-2005, 07:39 PM
So, Nick is the man and voodooman is the protection. ok.
How about you babe, are you Nick's bitch or are you for the taking?
So, Nick is the man and voodooman is the protection. ok.
How about you babe, are you Nick's bitch or are you for the taking?
LOL. Morgan is no one's bitch. I, however, am Morgan's bitch and love every minute of it.
She loves it when I say that.
original_adult
11-20-2005, 09:36 PM
Ok Morgans a dike. Got it.
So, who is the muscle around these parts. Who do I got to impress?
Evil Chris
11-20-2005, 09:59 PM
Oh boy...:blink:
You can say that again. :whistling
Ok Morgans a dike. Got it.
So, who is the muscle around these parts. Who do I got to impress?
oh boy, have you got the wrong idea. Morgan is most definitely NOT a dike, neither am I. The bitch thing is just play.
You'll find that we tend to rib each other a lot, being someone's bitch or refering to someone as a homo, is always in fun. Try not to take things too seriously around here and you'll get the hang of it.
Morgan, he didn't understand, be gentle. :clubinhan
original_adult
11-20-2005, 11:24 PM
So, you and Morgan are fags. Got it.
Just to let you know right up front, I don't mind punks but I aint into that stuff myself. What a couple of fags wants to do is up to them.
I don't understand it much, why anyone would bait the monster like that but I aint looking for no trouble neither.
I know fags aint in charge of this thing though. So you two work for Nick or sumthing ?
Dravyk
11-21-2005, 12:11 AM
Time for you to fuck off again until your next alias and proxy.http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ban.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/finger011.gif
original_adult
11-21-2005, 12:44 AM
so is you the muscle ?
Dravyk
11-21-2005, 12:51 AM
so is you the muscle ? I am many things to many people.
MorganGrayson
11-21-2005, 09:19 AM
Ok Morgans a dike. Got it.
So, who is the muscle around these parts. Who do I got to impress?
Luckily...no one. :)
Should you, however, decide you want to impress me, you'll spell correctly. It's "dyke" in that usage. The term "fags" has, to the best of my knowledge, only been applied to males. Usage of the words denotes homophobic tendencies indicative of repressed homosexuality, but that is neither here nor there. My aim is merely to tutor you in the correct use of the language, even bigoted collogquialisms. "Punks" is an interesting term, however. How long were you in prison?
In no particular order:
I am not "Nick's bitch," despite some lively rumors to the contrary. I only started two of them myself. (The ones where he's screaming "you're the best I've ever had." The tacky ones belong to someone else.)
Red is "my bitch." However, as we are a continent apart - and even the gloriously endowed Red doesn't have a bosom that thrusting - our sexual contact remains in the imagination of the reader. We try to provide said imaginations with as much fodder as possible.
The only time Dravyk has ever been described as "muscle," the noun has been modified by the adjective "intetellectual." When we rumble with words, we send Dravyk in. He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.
I hope the above has assisted you. :)
Dravyk
11-21-2005, 09:33 AM
The only time Dravyk has ever been described as "muscle," the noun has been modified by the adjective "intetellectual." When we rumble with words, we send Dravyk in. He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective. Aw, thank you, Morgan! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif
... Though I must point out as that as a male I've been known to do such muscular jobs as opening tough jar lids. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif
MorganGrayson
11-21-2005, 09:38 AM
Aw, thank you, Morgan! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif
... Though I must point out as that as a male I've been known to do such muscular jobs as opening tough jar lids. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif
:1thud:
You promised you stop flaunting your muscles like that! You know I'm weak!
He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.
Mkay.... interesting visual :blink: :unsure:
The only time Dravyk has ever been described as "muscle," the noun has been modified by the adjective "intetellectual." When we rumble with words, we send Dravyk in. He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.
You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!
:speedbana
Mkay.... interesting visual :blink: :unsure:
No, it's a very good visual. But someone, if I remember correctly, who doesn't like West Side Story wouldn't understand that. :harhar01:
original_adult
11-21-2005, 01:13 PM
Spelling dont matter for shit. So your a dyke instead of a dike. same difference. Red is your bitch. Ok got it. So your the guy and red is the chick.
Rumble with words. Talk is cheap. I don't waste a lot of time with words.
I still want to know who I talk to to get an in around here.
Spelling dont matter for shit. So your a dyke instead of a dike. same difference. Red is your bitch. Ok got it. So your the guy and red is the chick.
Rumble with words. Talk is cheap. I don't waste a lot of time with words.
I still want to know who I talk to to get an in around here.
If you don't waste time with words, then you ain't gonna get much talking done.
To get an in around here, the first thing you should do is stop being such an
asshole.
original_adult
11-21-2005, 04:03 PM
asshole? where am i being a asshole. I am just trying to figure this place out.
So you aint the chick. Got it. So morgan is like a real aggresive femme?
Dont matter no how. I just want to get a job or 2 going.
asshole? where am i being a asshole. I am just trying to figure this place out.
So you aint the chick. Got it. So morgan is like a real aggresive femme?
Dont matter no how. I just want to get a job or 2 going.
What kind of "jobs" are you trying to get going, what exactly is it that you offer/need? :scratchin
TheEnforcer
11-21-2005, 04:07 PM
Bithces? :blink: Muscle? :huh:
MorganGrayson
11-21-2005, 04:38 PM
Spelling dont matter for shit. So your a dyke instead of a dike. same difference. Red is your bitch. Ok got it. So your the guy and red is the chick.
Rumble with words. Talk is cheap. I don't waste a lot of time with words.
Oh, my goodness...where do I start? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif
You do, as a matter of fact, waste a great deal of time with words. I will allow you the small dignity of attempting to figure out what I just said on your own. You won't, of course, but many others will. (Note to others: no points, please. I hate it when it's this easy. Usually.)
I still want to know who I talk to to get an in around here.
I believe that I may say safely that you are as "in" as you are destined to get.
asshole? where am i being a asshole. I am just trying to figure this place out.
The answer's in the question.
So you aint the chick. Got it. So morgan is like a real aggresive femme?
I will definitely agree here. I would not categorize Red as a "chick." The reasons why are not relevant to your manner of...dare I use the word?...thinking.
I prefer my name capitilized, if holding down the shift key doesn't tax you too greatly.
In the subculture jargon you insist on using - innappropriate thought it may be - "aggressive femme" is an oxymoron. (I will pause while you research.) Back yet? We shall continue. I am definitely assertive. I am situationally aggressive. This, however, is not one of those situations. I'm afraid the other "femmes" would not find me fitting to be one of their number, for reasons too numerous to list here.
Dont matter no how. I just want to get a job or 2 going.
I would deeply appreciate it if you send me the names of anyone who contacts you with regards to doing business with you.
They shall be lobotomized immediately.
original_adult
11-21-2005, 04:44 PM
I used to be in the business back when and I was the odd job man. I thought maybe I could get back into the racket.
Yeah butches and punks all over the place out in the world.
I used to be in the business back when and I was the odd job man. I thought maybe I could get back into the racket.
Yeah butches and punks all over the place out in the world.
If you used to be in the business back when, you must have been a child prodigy, because you sound like you're only about 16 now.
Butches and punks? Oh please, give me a break.
original_adult
11-21-2005, 07:07 PM
butches shoulda been bitches. I don't waste a lot of times with words in the world. Takes more words then I like to talk this way.
So you think you decide who is in around here. Maybe you do maybe you dont.
ok i got confused so I dont know if you and red are chicks or guys or what anymore.
I put capitol letters on important shit I dont waste them on the help.
Nah, an aggressive bitch is ok. I know lots of guys that would bve punked if they didnt have some mean mama waiting to lay in to them in the world.
Guys that do business with me will get what they pay for. an honest job at an honest wage. Nobody does shit better then me.
and the fancy college talk don't faze me. I can talk the talk if I need to but I dont like to seem uppitty.
MorganGrayson
11-21-2005, 07:28 PM
butches shoulda been bitches. I don't waste a lot of times with words in the world. Takes more words then I like to talk this way.
So you think you decide who is in around here. Maybe you do maybe you dont.
ok i got confused so I dont know if you and red are chicks or guys or what anymore.
I put capitol letters on important shit I dont waste them on the help.
Nah, an aggressive bitch is ok. I know lots of guys that would bve punked if they didnt have some mean mama waiting to lay in to them in the world.
Guys that do business with me will get what they pay for. an honest job at an honest wage. Nobody does shit better then me.
and the fancy college talk don't faze me. I can talk the talk if I need to but I dont like to seem uppitty.
So. You desire to throw down with me. As you wish.
Listen you little squat brained weasel, you don't use more words because you only fucking know about ten. You sound like you've been punked out so many times your asshole has such an echo that your neighbors can hear your farts for days. You've got "doing shit" down to an art and I don't imagine that you could find anybody this side of an institution's walls that does shit better than you. You ain't fazed by the "college talk" because you didn't understand a word of it. I imagine "seeming uppity" isn't a real big problem for you unless you're comparing the paint jobs on the double wides with some other asshole who thinks his beer bottle collection is art. Go find some siliconed, dive bar waitress to suckle you and see if this time puberty hits.
and the fancy college talk don't faze me. I can talk the talk if I need to but I dont like to seem uppitty.
Do you like to seem even the least bit intelligent?
original_adult
11-21-2005, 09:36 PM
I dont go to the mats with content.
PornoDoggy
11-21-2005, 11:03 PM
Damn.
Was reading this thread as CSN's Deja Vu was playing on the radio.
Coincidence? I think not ...
I dont go to the mats with content.
Do you consider all women in this business content?
The content that posts on this board could wipe the floor with you.
The women of this board are bright, articulate and sexy. 3 qualities you obviously do not posess.
Dravyk
11-22-2005, 02:23 AM
:1thud:
You promised you stop flaunting your muscles like that! You know I'm weak! hehe It's the only reason I didn't add I squash bugs too! ;)
Dravyk
11-22-2005, 02:24 AM
Do you consider all women in this business content? I'm sure there's a few women in the biz who aren't so always happy.
hahahahahaha!
Would this count as one of those hello threads that went horribly wrong :unsure: :scratchin
MorganGrayson
11-22-2005, 10:47 AM
hehe It's the only reason I didn't add I squash bugs too! ;)
Ooh! Hubba-hubba and a half, there, testerosterone laden hunkosaurus! :yowsa:
(I got a "MMMOOOOOMMMM!!!" yesterday that curled my blood. I had to go rescue my 26 year old daughter - from a *dead* spider. Now, I admit I have the creepies over a species of bug or two, but the subcategory known as "bug corpses"? Uh...no.)
I'll be spending the rest of the day trying to figure out why dictionary.com gave me two contradictory definitions of "homonym." In one, sound *and* spelling have to be the same but definition different; in the other sound *or* spelling have to be the same and definition different.
There really should be a law. :hmm:
(Points to anybody *besides* Drav and Red who can tell me why I was thinking about this in the first place.)
Ooh! Hubba-hubba and a half, there, testerosterone laden hunkosaurus! :yowsa:
(I got a "MMMOOOOOMMMM!!!" yesterday that curled my blood. I had to go rescue my 26 year old daughter - from a *dead* spider. Now, I admit I have the creepies over a species of bug or two, but the subcategory known as "bug corpses"? Uh...no.)
I'll be spending the rest of the day trying to figure out why dictionary.com gave me two contradictory definitions of "homonym." In one, sound *and* spelling have to be the same but definition different; in the other sound *or* spelling have to be the same and definition different.
There really should be a law. :hmm:
(Points to anybody *besides* Drav and Red who can tell me why I was thinking about this in the first place.)
Just to confuse you even more, I found this:
Heteronyms are words that are spelled identically but have different meanings when pronounced differently, usually through accenting different parts of the same word.
For example: Lead, pronounced LEED, means to guide. However, lead, pronounced LED, means a metallic element.
Heteronyms are specific types of homographs in which the different pronunciations are associated with different meanings. Basically, words with one spelling, but two pronunciations and two unrelated meanings.
Homonyms are words that are spelled and pronounced the same but have different meanings. In other words, Homonyms are words with one spelling and one pronunciation, but two unrelated meanings, such as bear or left or just or pole.
Homographs are words that are spelled the same but differ in meaning, derivation, or pronunciation. Basically, Homographs are words which have one spelling but two pronunciations and two distinct meanings or usages.
For example: Consider the word tear. Does it rhyme with pear/pair/pare? Or with hear/here?
Homophones are words that are pronounced the same but differ in meaning, derivation, or spelling. In other words, Homophones are classified as words with two spellings and two meanings, but only one pronunciation.
For example: Like pear and pair. And pare. These words are spelled differently but sound the same. The English language is riddled with such aural ambiguities.
PornoDoggy
11-22-2005, 11:24 AM
I am suddenly having flashbacks to sophmore English class. :mad:
MorganGrayson
11-22-2005, 11:27 AM
Just to confuse you even more, I found this:
Heteronyms are words that are spelled identically but have different meanings when pronounced differently, usually through accenting different parts of the same word.
For example: Lead, pronounced LEED, means to guide. However, lead, pronounced LED, means a metallic element.
Heteronyms are specific types of homographs in which the different pronunciations are associated with different meanings. Basically, words with one spelling, but two pronunciations and two unrelated meanings.
Homonyms are words that are spelled and pronounced the same but have different meanings. In other words, Homonyms are words with one spelling and one pronunciation, but two unrelated meanings, such as bear or left or just or pole.
Homographs are words that are spelled the same but differ in meaning, derivation, or pronunciation. Basically, Homographs are words which have one spelling but two pronunciations and two distinct meanings or usages.
For example: Consider the word tear. Does it rhyme with pear/pair/pare? Or with hear/here?
Homophones are words that are pronounced the same but differ in meaning, derivation, or spelling. In other words, Homophones are classified as words with two spellings and two meanings, but only one pronunciation.
For example: Like pear and pair. And pare. These words are spelled differently but sound the same. The English language is riddled with such aural ambiguities.
:1thud:
Now, normally this is the type of thing that would get me high for the rest of the day. However, even for me...this is a tad much.
Heteronyms and Homographs both seem to cover that "content/content" situation.
(Thanks though, Red. I *do* so adore stuff like that, even if periodically my head explodes. :okthumb: )
MorganGrayson
11-22-2005, 11:41 AM
I am suddenly having flashbacks to sophmore English class. :mad:
I do believe I'm over the legal limit on English classes and can tell you right now that all a good English class does is give you a good ear. You will *never* remember the actual rule for why something is right or wrong, but you'll know it when you hear it.
I was a guest speaker at a middle school English class and when I said that to the class I thought the teacher (darling, cute, dedicated teacher that he was) nearly achieved a certain degree of physical release. He nodded at me like a mad thing with a huge grin. The class, of course, also nodded. (Just as children will take as gospel truths something said by anyone other than their parents - even if their parents said the same damned thing, students hang onto every word of the way cool "guest speaker," even if their teacher had been trying to pound the same thing into their little skulls.)
One of the more fun things with that little exercise was finding out about the nickel budget (whatever, schools are broke) the school newspaper had. I handed the principal a check for $50 and said "you just received an anonymous donation for the school newspaper's printing cost, got it?" She smiled and nodded and had a death grip on the check.
OT: I have had my small tastes in the "use of power" in my life. "Power" means different things to different people, and of course the use and/or abuse of power has even more meanings. My tenure with the PTA, etc., gave me quite a taste for the "big fish, small pond" use of power. I rather liked having a large group of people all thinking/saying their personal versions of "don't fuck with this bitch."
sarettah
11-22-2005, 09:26 PM
How the hell did this thread get from preparing to squash the life out of a newbie poster to a discussion of English class ? :blink:
English class was gay.
Worrying about proper English is gay.
Correcting folks improper english is gay.
Discussing English class as if it is interesting to someone is gay.
Responding to this post in any manner is gay.
:yowsa:
PornoDoggy
11-22-2005, 09:32 PM
You are assuming it's a newbie poster.
I have my doubts.
sarettah
11-22-2005, 09:36 PM
I have my doubts.
When, in your entire life, have you not had doubts ? :blink:
sarettah
11-22-2005, 09:37 PM
You are assuming it's a newbie poster.
Either way, they were getting ready to squash it :yowsa:
Either way, they were getting ready to squash it :yowsa:
I was just helping Morgan out with her confusion on homonyms.
As far as this asshole, he is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime.
PornoDoggy
11-23-2005, 01:18 AM
I have my doubtsWhen, in your entire life, have you not had doubts ? :blink:
I doubt that I can prove to you that there were times I was without a doubt.
In other words, your doubts about my ability to not doubt are doubtful.
From the point this thread was created, I was reluctant to click on it due to the sheer stupidity of its title. I avoided clicking on it until now... when I lacked anything better to do. Upon reading the first page, I was was apprehensive about clicking through to view page 2... although I will confess that the content of page 2 seriously appealed to my "bitch" side... :D
Page 3 has been delightful; Coincidentally, 'it' has not appeared yet on page 3...
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