View Full Version : Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
Anthony
11-17-2005, 01:34 PM
I would like to read Oprano's thoughts on this, male and female.
I started a manicure thread a ways back, and now want to know if a man gets a pedicure, is there a problem?
Thank you.
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 01:37 PM
Not at all.
I'd go with ya.
Funnily enough......
Newton and myself decided up at Whistler to go for a manicure and a shave.
Trev went fucking mental on us , questioning our sexual preference quite vocally.
helix
11-17-2005, 01:40 PM
nah...not gay, but if you want to save some $$ let me know and the next time I have to trim hooves out in the barn I can give you a call.
Newton
11-17-2005, 01:41 PM
Manicures, pedicures, being shaved by a proper barber with a cutthroat razor, a decent facial (and no not the adult type) but southerners have always been more fashionably astute especially regarding their appearance ;)
el pres
11-17-2005, 01:41 PM
As long as you stay away from the pink polish, it's metro not homo..
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 01:44 PM
Manicures, pedicures, being shaved by a proper barber with a cutthroat razor, a decent facial (and no not the adult type) but southerners have always been more fashionably astute especially regarding their appearance ;)
Exactly!!!
FUCK!!!!
I should have said to Trev... "Give you $200 if you come with us"
If he took it...
Then I could see what other things he considered gay I could get him to do for the right prce LOL
;-)))
TheEnforcer
11-17-2005, 01:44 PM
My option isn't on there. Pedicures isn't something I would personally do, as I wouldn't get any satisfaction out of it at all, but there is nothing wrong with a guy doing it.
The shave part of that trip Nick mentioned would be enjoyable. An old fashioned straight razor shave like that is something I could/would do but not the pedicure.
Newton
11-17-2005, 01:47 PM
LOL Its a shame they couldnt fit us in at Whistler, that would be nice to have a decent shave, hot towels, dash of after shave and menthol ..
spideriux
11-17-2005, 01:48 PM
Men should NOT get pedicures
Peaches
11-17-2005, 01:50 PM
They're OK if don't put that clear polish on or buff the nails (toes or hands) where they shine. Men with shiny nails weird me out.
Newton
11-17-2005, 01:52 PM
My option isn't on there. Pedicures isn't something I would personally do, as I wouldn't get any satisfaction out of it at all, but there is nothing wrong with a guy doing it.
The shave part of that trip Nick mentioned would be enjoyable. An old fashioned straight razor shave like that is something I could/would do but not the pedicure.
Would you do it for $200 :D
TheEnforcer
11-17-2005, 01:55 PM
Would you do it for $200 :D
If you ever see me in the states feel free to offer and see if I do!! ;)
Newton
11-17-2005, 01:57 PM
Done deal ;)
Peaches
11-17-2005, 01:58 PM
Most men I know LOVE a professional shave. Good idea for Christmas presents too :)
Anthony
11-17-2005, 02:01 PM
They're OK if don't put that clear polish on or buff the nails (toes or hands) where they shine. Men with shiny nails weird me out.
I don't get my toes done, but do get clear on my fingers.
This is what set off this poll. My manicure got noticed, it lead to pedicure, and the subsequent homo'ing received by yours truly.
I valiantly stood my ground, and advised my torementors that, "Until you get it done at least one time, you have no room to talk" and that your feet feel much better, and are more hygenic.
It was not enough to sway them. So I started speaking with a lisp and enunciated quite effeminately.
They gay talk always wins.
Anthony
11-17-2005, 02:02 PM
A wise man said once, "Try everything at least once, except homosexuality."
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 02:09 PM
A wise man said once, "Try everything at least once, except homosexuality."
That man is a fucking genius and good looking , with nice nails to boot.
:)
I don't see anything wrong with pampering yourself, male or female.
A man with a manicure gives me the impression of a man secure with himself, concerned about his appearance, and in an upper tax bracket. :)
Defiant's mother gave him a gift of a facial, shave and haircut one year and he loved it even though he originally thought it was a little too metro sexual.
Anthony
11-17-2005, 02:14 PM
I don't see anything wrong with pampering yourself, male or female.
A man with a manicure gives me the impression of a man secure with himself, concerned about his appearance, and in an upper tax bracket. :)
Defiant's mother gave him a gift of a facial, shave and haircut one year and he loved it even though he originally thought it was a little too metro sexual.
Which reminds me, I need to book a facial and eyebrow waxing.
:)
Anthony
11-17-2005, 02:15 PM
That man is a fucking genius and good looking , with nice nails to boot.
:)
Well I tried the homosexuality thing.
I swear those lesbians can really give good head!
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 02:22 PM
I don't see anything wrong with pampering yourself, male or female.
A man with a manicure gives me the impression of a man secure with himself, concerned about his appearance, and in an upper tax bracket. :)
Defiant's mother gave him a gift of a facial, shave and haircut one year and he loved it even though he originally thought it was a little too metro sexual.
This was one of the arguments given to Trev funnily enough in Whistler.
When he was grasping at straws and came up with the "Toni will think me gay" !
I explained to him that my wife has found me spooning asleep with XXXXX (name deleted at the request of the Philipino , who is fed up of being used in my examples of ramapant metro/gayness) and it didn't cross her mind that I was gay. Just REALLY REALLY wasted the night before.
;-))))
I put it to the Oprano board that worrying over whether it appears gay , in fact makes you gay.
:)
;-)))
Anthony
11-17-2005, 02:24 PM
This was one of the arguments given to Trev funnily enough in Whistler.
When he was grasping at straws and came up with the "Toni will think me gay" !
I explained to him that my wife has found me spooning asleep with XXXXX (name deleted at the request of the Philipino , who is fed up of being used in my examples of ramapant metro/gayness) and it didn't cross her mind that I was gay. Just REALLY REALLY wasted the night before.
;-))))
I put it to the Oprano board that worrying over whether it appears gay , in fact makes you gay.
:)
;-)))
Thank you for remembering not to use me as an example.
Errrr... DOH!
PornoDoggy
11-17-2005, 02:25 PM
I don't think I'd try the pedicure thing, because I don't like people fucking with my feet. Have done the manicure thing before, and it was nice, but not something I'd go out of my way to do.
As far as shaving goes - fuck Gillette. I've worn a beard almost continually since I got out of Navy boot camp in 1973.
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 02:29 PM
Thank you for remembering not to use me as an example.
Errrr... DOH!
Not a problem :)
Anything you ask me in icq is totally confidential and privledged.
And the other answers you wanted in ICQ are:
1.)I suspect Zeina friend definitely would , has and will continue to do that.
2.) $500 absolutely tops
3.) You can get that special lube
4.) English bull masif!
5.) 29...
6.) The jag is a sweet car mate.
7.) Can't beat guccis
8.) Richard
9.) What a total poof!!!
See???
Confidentiality is my middle name. I'm not one for gossip.
:)
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 02:30 PM
I've worn a beard almost continually since I got out of Navy boot camp in 1973.
Whats his name?
:)
justb
11-17-2005, 02:30 PM
It's not nice being stabbed in the leg in the middle of the night by a man's dagger like toenail so I am all about the pedicure!
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 02:31 PM
It's not nice being stabbed in the leg in the middle of the night by a man's dagger like toenail so I am all about the pedicure!
Maria?????????????
Sorry about that. It wasn't my toe :(
Anthony
11-17-2005, 02:36 PM
Not a problem :)
Anything you ask me in icq is totally confidential and privledged.
And the other answers you wanted in ICQ are:
1.)I suspect Zeina friend definitely would , has and will continue to do that.
2.) $500 absolutely tops
3.) You can get that special lube
4.) English bull masif!
5.) 29...
6.) The jag is a sweet car mate.
7.) Can't beat guccis
8.) Richard
9.) What a total poof!!!
See???
Confidentiality is my middle name. I'm not one for gossip.
:)
Just so you know that the questions were innocent in nature, contrary to what the preceeding paints them to be.
The questions to the answers.
1. Do you think Zeina's friend changes her hair color often?
3. What do you think I should pay for front row tickets to Depeche Mode?
3. What should I do about the extractor that keeps sticking in my AR15?
4. My kids want a new dog, guess what type?
5. How old do you think Kristen was when I met her?
6. What do you think of the S-type 4.0 with 400 horsepower?
7. Do you like this Ferrangamos? Or should I get the new Guccis?
8. What was the name of that looney Brit Billionaire? Something Branson..
9. Really, Trev shouldn't have gone off the deep end. Did he really take it bad?
I've spoken at length with Toni over this, she doesn't think it's gay for a man to take pride in their appearance, however she did say that if it was me she'd want to know who else I was fucking. :unsure:
Personally I just couldn't give a rats ass about getting my nails done. I clip them - Job's a good'un.
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 02:38 PM
Just so you know that the questions were innocent in nature, contrary to what the preceeding paints them to be.
The questions to the answers.
1. Do you think Zeina's friend changes her hair color often?
3. What do you think I should pay for front row tickets to Depeche Mode?
3. What should I do about the extractor that keeps sticking in my AR15?
4. My kids want a new dog, guess what type?
5. How old do you think Kristen was when I met her?
6. What do you think of the S-type 4.0 with 400 horsepower?
7. Do you like this Ferrangamos? Or should I get the new Guccis?
8. What was the name of that looney Brit Billionaire? Something Branson..
9. Really, Trev shouldn't have gone off the deep end. Did he really take it bad?
ahahahahahahahaha
Fuck!!!!!
Brilliant burn back lol
Anthony
11-17-2005, 02:39 PM
I've spoken at length with Toni over this, she doesn't think it's gay for a man to take pride in their appearance, however she did say that if it was me she'd want to know who else I was fucking. :unsure:
Personally I just couldn't give a rats ass about getting my nails done. I clip them - Job's a good'un.
Oh, okay mate.
I grapple too, there's nothing gay in two large sweaty men trying to submit the other by twisting body parts.
None at all.
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 02:39 PM
I've spoken at length with Toni over this, she doesn't think it's gay for a man to take pride in their appearance, however she did say that if it was me she'd want to know who else I was fucking. :unsure:
Personally I just couldn't give a rats ass about getting my nails done. I clip them - Job's a good'un.
See!!!!!
You can still smell the general cuntyness!!!
LOL
;-)))
Oh, okay mate.
I grapple too, there's nothing gay in two large sweaty men trying to submit the other by twisting body parts.
None at all.
You'd be one of the last men I'd call gay. :)
You're far too big and you've waaaay too many guns ;)
See!!!!!
You can still smell the general cuntyness!!!
LOL
;-)))
There maybe just a slight smell of cuntyness :)
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 02:46 PM
You'd be one of the last men I'd call gay. :)
You're far too big and you've waaaay too many guns ;)
Poof!!!
LOL
He's just a big old teddy bear.
He never gets cunty like that with me...and R-n knows I've tried.
Insults, taunty dances , taunty songs...all before breakfast ..nothing..nada...maybe the odd growl...
:)
justb
11-17-2005, 02:54 PM
Maria?????????????
Sorry about that. It wasn't my toe :(
oh myyyyyyyyyy
; )
Poof!!!
LOL
He's just a big old teddy bear.
He never gets cunty like that with me...and R-n knows I've tried.
Insults, taunty dances , taunty songs...all before breakfast ..nothing..nada...maybe the odd growl...
:)
Did he have guns back then? :)
Anthony
11-17-2005, 03:08 PM
Did he have guns back then? :)
I'm much more calm now, being a gun owner is a very important responsiblity to oneself and others.
MorganGrayson
11-17-2005, 03:56 PM
I also have been awakened more than once by being stabbed by a big toenail the size of Nebraska. Laid there thinking "it's definitely time to call in the professionals."
No, the professionals were never called, nor will they be. Diabetics can't have pedicures, or manicures, either...unless they want to play "Gangrene Roulette."
However, despite that, I'm all for men who get manicures, pedicures, facials, professional shaves, all that sort of thing. It never would have occured to me to associate it with homosexuality, as the men who do these things do so to look better for themselves...and for women.
A male can prance around in a chartreuse tutu, but unless you're actually having sex with another man, the gay guys won't teach you the secret handshake and let you into the clubhouse.
Anthony
11-17-2005, 04:01 PM
A male can prance around in a chartreuse tutu, but unless you're actually having sex with another man, the gay guys won't teach you the secret handshake and let you into the clubhouse.
Gay men must have become more aggressive since you formed that opinion.
MorganGrayson
11-17-2005, 04:13 PM
Gay men must have become more aggressive since you formed that opinion.
It's possible. :unsure:
But even having an aggressive gay man come on to you doesn't make you gay. It just makes him optimistic.
And frankly, Anthony, any gay guy coming on to *you* takes optimism to a very scary place. :blink:
Sabby
11-17-2005, 06:41 PM
Regular pedicures are a good thing. Not just for having pretty toenails, but they keep you from having ugly callouses and cracked feet.
I go for pedicures and manicures every 4 weeks. The bottoms of my feets are as soft as a baby's bum.
Sabby:flash:
sarettah
11-17-2005, 07:03 PM
I read the thread title and all that came to mind was Carlos Mencia (to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands")
If you think you might be gay
then your gay
If you think you might be gay
then your gay
...............................
:yowsa:
I read the thread title and all that came to mind was Carlos Mencia (to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands")
If you think you might be gay
then your gay
If you think you might be gay
then your gay
...............................
:yowsa:
:-clap: I love Mencia.
Dravyk
11-17-2005, 07:42 PM
:-clap: I love Mencia. He does rock! :rokk:
Biggy
11-17-2005, 09:59 PM
You are 100% Prime USDA Homosexual Material if you are a guy and go get a pedicure. That is simply beyond metrosexual, and definitely 100% lies in the territory of being a homosexual.
You can gain just as much pleasure as running backwards in a corn field as you can at a pedicure.
sarettah
11-17-2005, 10:02 PM
You can gain just as much pleasure as running backwards in a corn field as you can at a pedicure.
You owe me a fucking keyboard :okthumb:
In fact I will go as far as nominating that as a pearl :-pearl:
Dravyk
11-18-2005, 03:23 AM
:sign_this :smilehelp
Anthony
11-18-2005, 12:57 PM
You are 100% Prime USDA Homosexual Material if you are a guy and go get a pedicure. That is simply beyond metrosexual, and definitely 100% lies in the territory of being a homosexual.
You can gain just as much pleasure as running backwards in a corn field as you can at a pedicure.
Where did you make the correlation that there is pleasure derived from getting your feet cleaned and toe nails clipped?
Nickatilynx
11-18-2005, 01:11 PM
Where did you make the correlation that there is pleasure derived from getting your feet cleaned and toe nails clipped?
AH HA!
Anthony
11-18-2005, 01:14 PM
AH HA!
I actually believe one would get more pleasure running backwards naked in a corn field.
Those husks have a way of finding the right spot to tickle.
Dravyk
11-18-2005, 02:56 PM
I actually believe one would get more pleasure running backwards naked in a corn field.
Those husks have a way of finding the right spot to tickle. CobUpTheButt.com is probably available. :whistling
MorganGrayson
11-18-2005, 08:00 PM
Where did you make the correlation that there is pleasure derived from getting your feet cleaned and toe nails clipped?
I really, really didn't want to be the one to say that, but it's the first thing I thought. :blink: (Apologies, Biggy, my good man, but you did paint a rather large target on your chest with your post. :waving: )
I'm leaving the fact that Dravyk took the cornfield scenario from "spots to tickle" to CobUpTheButt.com *strictly* alone. ;)
However, I shall chuckle heartily if anyone else wants to take that one and plunge ahead with it.
selena
11-19-2005, 12:57 AM
I'm with Peaches on this one. If you want a pedicure, fine. Just don't go girlifying it anymore than it already is by buffing and polishing.
I have a low tolerance for metro sexual stuff. Probably because I'm a hick.
I refuse to fuck men who have more hair care products than I do.
sarettah
11-19-2005, 01:01 AM
I refuse to fuck men who have more hair care products than I do.
Dravyk !!!!
Dravyk!!!!
Dravyk !!!!!
You got a chance with this one man :okthumb:
:yowsa:
Dravyk
11-19-2005, 01:52 AM
Eh, deserves it's own thread. Go here for your reply, Sare: http://oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?p=712840 :yowsa:
I have no problem with men who get manicures or pedicures... there is something amazingly sexy about a man who is willing to take care of himself.
Newton
11-19-2005, 04:02 AM
The 'AYES' have it and a solid decision ladies and gentlemen :)
Dravyk
11-19-2005, 04:48 AM
The 'AYES' have it and a solid decision ladies and gentlemen http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif Wait a sec. That's ambiguous no?
Can pedicures for men possibly include getting your toenails painted? If so, it's definitely gay! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif
Newton
11-19-2005, 05:11 AM
You are still undecided between the 'chartreuse red' and the 'autumn plum' arent you? :D
grimm
11-19-2005, 06:02 AM
do you get mannies too, pooft?:)
You are still undecided between the 'chartreuse red' and the 'autumn plum' arent you? :D
:biglaugh: Points on that one babe.
Sabby
11-19-2005, 09:05 PM
You are still undecided between the 'chartreuse red' and the 'autumn plum' arent you? :D
I'm a "french manicure" girl myself... although once in awhile I'll do a color on the toes or a simple design... if I dont really feel like putting up a fight that day.
The place I go to the girls do not speak english... or they just pretend not to just so they can force you to put a bunch of gawd awful crap on your nails you dont really want there so they can extra charge.
I sit down in the chair and say to them. Look... I'll tip you very well... just dont you dare try and put anything tacky on my nails. I'm not 16 anymore!
They do at least understand the word "tip" anyway.
Sabby:flash:
I like the French manicure too, its not to gawdy, & its clean looking. :)
Newton
11-20-2005, 06:49 AM
I am giving myself a manicure now :)
Dravyk
11-20-2005, 12:13 PM
I am giving myself a manicure now :) Pickin' the dirt outta yer nails with a pen knife don't count. :p
Newton
11-20-2005, 12:25 PM
Pickin' the dirt outta yer nails with a pen knife don't count. :p
If I was an Eagles fan that might be true ;) I know you chew your toenails like lister ;)
I like the French manicure too, its not to gawdy, & its clean looking. :)
I usually do the American manicure. It's softer than the French.
MorganGrayson
11-20-2005, 12:56 PM
I use the "I paint my nails when I happen to feel like it" system. It works for me. Pedicures will always be on my whistful "things I can't do" list, I'm afraid. :(
Anthony
11-20-2005, 04:43 PM
do you get mannies too, pooft?:)
Manicures are for those men who can look staright down and see their toes.
So shut up.
I usually do the American manicure. It's softer than the French.
What on earth is the American manicure? lol
What on earth is the American manicure? lol
It's similar to the French except the nail tip isn't painted as stark white and the nail bed color is more towards the pink side. When done right it looks like you have completely natural, long nails with clear polish on them.
Next time you get your nails done, ask if they do them. It's not new. I've been getting mine done that way since 1998.
sarettah
11-20-2005, 07:26 PM
What on earth is the American manicure? lol
Insert fingernail tip into mouth.
Place teeth against fingernail tip.
Bite.
Tear.
Repeat till all fingers (or toes) are finished. :okthumb:
Anthony
11-20-2005, 07:32 PM
I'd like to thank MikeW, Robin, sarettah, Timon for the Homo votes.
You all suck ass. Thank you. :)
sarettah
11-20-2005, 07:35 PM
I'd like to thank MikeW, Robin, sarettah, Timon for the Homo votes.
You all suck ass. Thank you. :)
Got to remember to get Trev to change that shit so Mods can't see who voted how :hmm:
Dravyk
11-20-2005, 07:51 PM
If I was an Eagles fan that might be true http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif I know you chew your toenails like lister http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif Used to. Now I have a girl come in, get on her knees and do it for me once a week. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif
... Btw, are we still talking about the same thing? :unsure:
sarettah
11-20-2005, 07:55 PM
Used to. Now I have a girl come in, get on her knees and do it for me once a week. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif
we are talking pedicures, not your weekly high colonic :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:
Used to. Now I have a girl come in, get on her knees and do it for me once a week. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif
.
Now Dravyk, you know you're tall enough that I don't have to get on my knees.
Dravyk
11-20-2005, 09:10 PM
we are talking pedicures, not your weekly high colonic Huh? Oh, sorry, had to look up that phrase "high colonic" ... wasn't familiar with the term. Apparently it's something you old people do often. Learn something every day. :yowsa:
Maybe next you'll regale us with an explanation of what a gramaphone is. (Sounds like some sorta drugs for IPods thing?)
Dravyk
11-20-2005, 09:12 PM
Now Dravyk, you know you're tall enough that I don't have to get on my knees. Oooh, baby! Talk that nasty talk! :groucho:
sarettah
11-20-2005, 09:13 PM
Huh? Oh, sorry, had to look up that phrase "high colonic" ... wasn't familiar with the term. Apparently it's something you old people do often. Learn something every day. :yowsa:
Maybe next you'll regale us with an explanation of what a gramaphone is. (Sounds like some sorta drugs for IPods thing?)
You did not know what a high colonic is ? And you'ree in this biz...
Sheez, I learned the term in the game leisure suit larry (I think #5)
So, for those uneducated amongst us. A high colonic is Dravyk's weekly enema..... :okthumb:
sarettah
11-20-2005, 09:15 PM
btw, I believe a gramaphone is the amount of hashish they hide in each of the telephones that they make in Pakistan for Ma Bell.... :blink:
Dravyk
11-20-2005, 09:18 PM
You did not know what a high colonic is ? And you'ree in this biz...
Sheez, I learned the term in the game leisure suit larry (I think #5)
So, for those uneducated amongst us. A high colonic is Dravyk's weekly enema..... http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif Poop parties .... extensive high colonic knowledge .... scatter brained ...
Geez, I knew you were full of it, Sare; I just had no idea how much til now! :bustingup
sarettah
11-20-2005, 09:21 PM
Poop parties .... extensive high colonic knowledge .... scatter brained ...
Geez, I knew you were full of it, Sare; I just had no idea how much til now! :bustingup
Of course I'm full of it. I don't get emptied once a week like you do :okthumb:
Dravyk
11-20-2005, 09:24 PM
Of course I'm full of it. I don't get emptied once a week like you do http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif Duuude, er, my plumbing works just fine! So does all the other equipment down there!!!
Unlike you, I need neither "Drano" nor Viagra. :whistling
So go preach your old folks scat rituals to one of your fellow seniors there at the center. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif
sarettah
11-20-2005, 09:33 PM
Duuude, er, my plumbing works just fine! So does all the other equipment down there!!!
So, the weekly enema is just cause you like having stuff shoved up your ass, eh ?
Or is it to be nice and fresh for the boyfriend ? :yowsa:
ok, this thread is getty crappy. I think we should change the subject.
sarettah
11-20-2005, 11:19 PM
ok, this thread is getty crappy. I think we should change the subject.
Would you please stop that shit? :blink:
Dravyk
11-21-2005, 12:02 AM
Sarettah, I was getting a bit tired repeating myself and you're not understanding.
Then I realized at your advanced age it could either be hard-of-hearing or memory loss or both!
So let me know which it is, so I know whether I need to start posting in triplicate so you remember, or to just shout loudly so you can hear me!
:harhar01:
It's similar to the French except the nail tip isn't painted as stark white and the nail bed color is more towards the pink side. When done right it looks like you have completely natural, long nails with clear polish on them.
Next time you get your nails done, ask if they do them. It's not new. I've been getting mine done that way since 1998.
Okay I've seen those, I've seen the ones with the 'pink' hue on them before, I still prefer the french.
Insert fingernail tip into mouth.
Place teeth against fingernail tip.
Bite.
Tear.
Repeat till all fingers (or toes) are finished. :okthumb:
LOL Too funny...
okay the ass talk disturbs me, although I bet your bum feels amazingly fresh afterwards...
sarettah
11-21-2005, 12:32 AM
Sarettah, I was getting a bit tired repeating myself and you're not understanding.
Then I realized at your advanced age it could either be hard-of-hearing or memory loss or both!
So let me know which it is, so I know whether I need to start posting in triplicate so you remember, or to just shout loudly so you can hear me!
:harhar01:
I heard you each and every time. Read your posts. You never denied that you were getting an enema :okthumb:
Gave you all sorts of chances to back off and you didn't. So I just figured that I had guessed right :yowsa:
And from all the messages I have been getting in icq I find out that yes I had guessed right :(
sarettah
11-21-2005, 12:32 AM
okay the ass talk disturbs me, although I bet your bum feels amazingly fresh afterwards...
Poop
Dravyk
11-21-2005, 12:48 AM
I heard you each and every time. Read your posts. You never denied that you were getting an enema :okthumb:
Gave you all sorts of chances to back off and you didn't. So I just figured that I had guessed right :yowsa:
And from all the messages I have been getting in icq I find out that yes I had guessed right :( "My plumbing works" answered the question loooooong ago, you illiterate dung beetle. :hmm:
Uh Harry? Probably not a good idea to call someone 'illiterate' in the same sentence as you misspell 'beetle'. :p
Dravyk
11-21-2005, 02:30 AM
Uh Harry? Probably not a good idea to call someone 'illiterate' in the same sentence as you misspell 'beetle'. :p I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Lisa! :rolleyes:
Uh huh...nice edit! :nyanya:
Newton
11-21-2005, 07:14 AM
He does that a lot lol
Dravyk
11-21-2005, 09:27 AM
He does that a lot lol My fingers work faster than my brain at times. ;)
Yeah, I'm opening myself up for shit, but the women will love that remark. hehe
MorganGrayson
11-21-2005, 09:30 AM
He does that a lot lol
He's not the only one who can say "oh, fuck!" and click "edit" in a nanosecond! :unsure:
Dravyk
11-21-2005, 09:33 AM
He's not the only one who can say "oh, fuck!" and click "edit" in a nanosecond! :unsure: I suspect it's a "writer" thing.
Sabby
11-22-2005, 12:11 AM
Okay I have to tell you guys about something really creepy...
I went to the nail salon today... and had the usual...
While I was having my pedicure done... I looked over and they actually took something that looked like a POTATO PEELER to the woman's feet in the chair next to me... and feet calous stuff was flying everywhere!!! ewwww...
THIS is what happens if you don't go regular...
I used to grimace at the pumice stone treatment... it tickles.
Sabby:flash:
Ew yuck! I knew a lady once, she used a steak knife on her feet, not cutting the callouses off but just scraping the blade across them, YUCK!
OK, after the last two posts, I think this thread should be closed :barfon:
Newton
11-22-2005, 09:41 AM
If people don't look after their feet, they become nasty!! ...
PornoDoggy
11-22-2005, 11:16 AM
So, a brief recap.
We have established that all topics turn to shit, given enough time.
We have established that both Sar & Dravyk fear aging, based on the way they both doth protest too much, methinks.
We have established the distinctions between various and sundry names for the labor associated with the application of some fuckin' paint on fingernails used to part some women from their money.
We have established that only weak minds would regard getting a pedicure is an overt sign of gayness.
We have established that worrying about what the weak minds would think could be a subtle sign of ...
MorganGrayson
11-22-2005, 11:53 AM
I suspect it's a "writer" thing.
I suspect it is. I wrote something rather lengthy recently that caused me to hit the "preview" post first, something I remember to do only occasionally. I called myself a lot of horrific names for forgetting the apostophe in a contraction, flooded with relief that I'd caught it in time.
It probably wouldn't have been the worst sin of my life had it gone through, though.
Nice recap, PD! :okthumb: You got points and a note. :yowsa:
Callous removal on the feet of certains kinds of people is best left in the hands of a podiatrist, not the people in nail places. I never, ever go barefoot, not even in the house, which keeps a lot of the callouses at bay. (I don't do the "shoe thing" like some women like to do. I'm working on the world's largest slipper collection, though.)
I think Sabby should get all the shoes I'd be entitled to if I lusted for shoes, though! :okthumb:
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